LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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"I hate you. I hope an asteroid hits your dilapidated house in a bad section of town."

markers, Friday, 22 October 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"Do you also plan to get divorced?"
"I can't wait to find my soulmut."

markers, Friday, 22 October 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Philadelphia Bankruptcy Atty A11an K. Marsha11, right:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b3_7_kgd8h4/S0V8UmzR3hI/AAAAAAAAhZ4/D_zeJ7dam3U/s400/DSC_9723+%5B400x400%5D.JPG

your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...
four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZqALtGuXtY

buzza, Monday, 25 July 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r09ckf7n9DI

am0n, Monday, 25 July 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

glen shoulda said "trabajo" tbh

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 July 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

passed the ny bar y'all

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

That means soon I can no longer duck the questions of pothead friends with "I'm not allowed to give legal advice"

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

hey congrats

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

congrats bro. it's ok you can still tell them "i dunno that's not the area i practice in" like i do

tunnel joe (harbl), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

"I haven't had a lot of experience with how to collect unemployment benefits while having a cash job in my practice as a class action lawyer"

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:21 (twelve years ago) link

congrats!

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

just tell them they can google it themselves just like a lawyer would; & congrats!

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure this is already upthread, but I will never stop reposting it at will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lc6VGwgxp8

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

congrats man! go forth and do evil!

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

congrats!

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my firm has two clients named the p4rrots. they are suing a zoo.

yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...
three months pass...

btw, loladmitted

why would she write "argh"? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

congrats!

buzza, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

congratulations dude

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol!

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://justin-bieber-law.com/

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Friday, 6 July 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

hard out there for a pimp

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

impressive

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/a-legal-fight-over-sipping-beer-on-a-stoop/?ref=nyregion

since i am a local expert on open container laws i took special note of this. i think the guy is wrong for talking to the nyt before court because someone is going to tell the cop about this and he's going to show up for court when he might not have otherwise. this is what's wrong with law students thinking they can represent themselves better than a regular person can. they don't understand strategy! also advising his friends they might be better off pleading guilty when the fine is $25! how can they possibly be better off than that!? dummy

for future reference my advice is to always plead not guilty to these types of charges

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

also lol at "this is injustice"

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/oh_chute_gal_trash_ploy_horror_8FfVqSo95Bnhd3BZ6fe3IL

not really lol, just ... ugh

乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

yikes, that's horrible.

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

These interns keep getting younger and younger ;o)

del griffith, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

lawyer? he's not even old enough to know her! ;]

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

You shouldn't act all loosey-goosey when you appear before a judge. You certainly shouldn't tell him fuck you.

But all that said, judge is still an asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLA7dQ-uxR0

pplains, Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

What did she say her jewelry was worth

how's life, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

"like rick ross"

☏ (am0n), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

this is not a bright woman

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

my friend who is a public defender just posted on facebook about a special narcotics prosecutor in court today with a huge split in the seam of his pants. lol at lawyers.

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

there is a super old prosecutor in my county who is constantly pulling out wedgies. that is when he stands up because he's too old and broken to stand up to talk to the judge. having cases with him is a dream though, he's constantly unprepared.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/qYkyMWH.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Amberley "The Easter Lily" Hammer

del griffith, Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseMw1q_xF4

no pressure, bro.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 25 August 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

how weird would it be to walk into that guy's office and he still has the echo in his voice.

pplains, Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link


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