zing

Hey, I've had a great idea. Let's all take the piss out of the grief stricken tv presenter who's lying cold on a mortuary slab after topping himself.

Who's in?

-- Billy Dods, Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:08 PM

Me, Enrique, and DG if he feels like it.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:21 PM

Who is this Dennis Perrin again?

-- Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

like morbs, he failed at comedy, but on a bigger stage

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

<img src="http://www.stuartngbooks.com/price_ice_cold_war_20415.jpg";>

http://www.stuartngbooks.com/price_ice_cold_war_20415.jpg

im gay

-- deeznuts, Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:15 (11 hours ago) Link

jk

-- deeznuts, Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:15 (11 hours ago) Link

I'm interested

-- Eric H., Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:26 (11 hours ago) Link

jk

-- Eric H., Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:26 (11 hours ago) Link

ha i came here to post that one

SEPTEMBER, as the tear gas stings our eyes WDYLL

he zings both ways

omar little (23:35:34): so this is how ilx ends, not with a bang but a wanker

The london paper "thelondonpaper" has a sex blogger called Andy Jones whose column I stumbled across last week. It seemed to consist of using a fake tan subplot to support the fact that he, "thelondonpaper" columnist Andy Jones, had once again had a vigorous all-night (and all-morning, as he helpfully specified) sex session with a "truly beautiful" lady. And then, instead of using his sex blogging authority to helpfully remind her that she shouldn't use fake tan, had merely left her with a kiss, demonstrating both tact and sensitivity, not to mention a romantic streak. Sex blogger Andy Jones thus left us in little doubt that he has regular sex, and is not shy to blog about this in "thelondonpaper".

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― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Saturday, September 13, 2008 4:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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The web site "ilxor.com" has a sex poster called Louis J4gger whose post I stumbled across last year. It seemed to consist of using a truth or dare subplot to support the fact that he, "ilxor.com" poster Louis J4gger, had once again had a vigorous all-night masturbation session with a three other dudes. And then, instead of using his sex posting authority to helpfully remind us that we shouldn't play sex truth or dare, he had merely tossed another dude off, demonstrating both tact and sensitivity, not to mention a romantic streak. Poster Louis J4gger thus left us in little doubt that he has regular sex truth or dare sessions, and is not shy to post about this on "ilxor.com".

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― funky house truther (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 13, 2008 4:44 PM Bookmark

tour de force

low hanging fruit

how the hell do you own TRON and WarGames but not Real Genius

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 01:47 (11 hours ago) Permalink

people repping for ACO need to get off the internet and finish their college algebra homework

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 01:48 (11 hours ago) Permalink

yeah let's go back to repping for real movies like tron

― J.D., Wednesday, 17 September 2008 02:04 (11 hours ago) Permalink

It's all a bit "how long is a piece of string?" really.

How much is an artwork worth? Whatever people will pay for it.

Though Ed is right - with Hirsts and football teams, it probably is more about status than money. But then again, part of the problem is how much of the vast sums of money that city boys, for example, are paid is about status, rather than value? (Totally different topic there.)

― Sweaty and Cowbelled (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 14:55 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oddly enough I said the following:

I have nothing in principle against anyone making lots of money, provided that they don't kill or harm anyone else by doing so.

But the flaunting of it I find obscene.

I usually assume that disproving an argument necessarily presupposes having grasped the argument first.

Clearly some of those millions would be far more wisely spent funding adult literacy classes.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:03 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm sorry, there is no adult literacy class that enable me to see inside the seething morass that is your head and figure out exactly where your personal definition of "flaunting" begins and ends.

― Sweaty and Cowbelled (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:06 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You two are so cute! I for one approve of this ILX coupling. Let those against speak now or forever hold their peace!

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:22 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Question: Does the old "get a room" meme ever get invoked when two straight males engage in a long-running dispute?

― Sweaty and Cowbelled (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:28 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Didn't that just happen???

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:29 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too-long; worth-the-read

:-o

Does there happen to be a problem with reviving search results? I seem to be able to post to threads on the new answers page, but nothing happens when I try to post to a search result thread :-(

― StanM, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:30 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or am I not seeing some 'this thread is locked' message or symbol?

― StanM, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Example: searched for Jerry Springer the Opera, tried to reply to the thread with the funny dom and bab question for stupid hahaha reasons, submit button sent me straight back to the reply box several times in a row. Gave up.

― StanM, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:35 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New ILX has a feature that can automatically detect when a post is not funny and it prevents you from posting it.

― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:37 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seems to be broken already lol

― They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:43 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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quite crappy computer generated effects in this crappy piece of shit, even some crappy movies have better ones

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Can you do better? if you can't do any better than them, then shut the fuck up!

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go suck fat cock you

whole movie should have taken place on the planet with no humans. that ruined a heart-tugging robot love story that could have been genius

― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, September 23, 2008 3:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ art student

― Iron Queef (libcrypt), Tuesday, September 23, 2008 3:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WALL E ZING!!

haha! lolling out loud

it was "WALL E ZING!!" that scored the lol but twas a lol nonethless

"Iron Queef" is what made me laugh.

This thread makes me sad ;_;

― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 21:38 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we can see, your crying face has somehow been scanned onto your message

― The Atlantis Mystery Solved! (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 21:53 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

from sister ray thread:

17 minutes of pointless wankery.

― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 25 September 2008 10:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Geir Hongro = 48 years of pointless wankery

― Tom D is a rattly old puffin, who remembers ILX in the days when... (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 10:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.silacz.pl/images/Activ20Burn_med.jpg

Can somebody talk me through how that killfile thing works?

― Noodle Vague, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:12 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1) buy hammer
2) smash computer to pieces

― grimly fiendish, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:14 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Okay I've got a hammer, now can somebody tell me where max r's computer is?

― Noodle Vague, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:16 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really marcello, jacking it all in to be a 3rd rate lex biter ill befits.

― this is not america's next top best friend (r|t|c), Monday, September 29, 2008 11:18 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow

Just came here to post that.

http://www.amnews.com/clay/cold%20ice%20blog.jpg

where from?

"Marcello discovers TI" thread.

awesome awesome AWESOME.

why am I scratching my head in 2008 and wondering why what's left standing is two albums released nearly 8 years ago?

― Popture, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 2:03 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is such a lame rare opinion :(

― wilter, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 2:08 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so basically brokaw is asking questions without followups,

rong - see my link above

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 18:12 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no one clicks your links, film at 11

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 18:13 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Anyone else on this boat?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/10/07/creativity.depression/index.html

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 9:57 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I wasn't aware that you suffered from creativity.

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, October 7, 2008 10:00 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

At 34, Garvey is about 20 years younger than Marcello.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Projection, Nicholas, always projection.

I am neither desperate nor is my youth "fast-escaping." I'm younger and smarter than you'll ever be. Now get back to Virgin Radio. There's a chance they might play "All You Good, Good People" within the next 72 hours.

― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:56 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Much further along the autism spectrum, too.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:00 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm younger and smarter than you'll ever be.

what the hell?

Marcello has really gone off the deep end recently.

To the point where when he's arguing with Kate she comes across as a perfectly normal and balanced person.

why did he quit that time? I'm out of the loop.

When the LBZC were bumping all of those old Dog Latin threads, Matt DC banned me, Michael Px4A, and (I think) Quitney. Px4a and Marcello both work for the NHS, so when the IP ban came in Marcello took some collateral damage and then old ILX London grievances meant that Marcy thought that Matt DC was targeting him.

good grief.

where has quitney gone, btw?

He's posting as "spanish bitches call me pancho" or something now.

is he hiding on 77?

Nah, "threads of UK significance".

Marcello has really gone off the deep end recently.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:53

not to get all lol scare quotes but.. "recently"