final lolution

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haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWNKfLsE7_U

Lifetime channel is awesome ftw

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 4:22 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

where else can I see Rosie O'Donnell as a mentally handicapped day-glo dork and Fred Savage as a serial date rapist

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 4:23 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

several people imitate them on ILE daily.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 4:25 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

dreamt the facilities lady was hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akjN0MG8ApM

lolll

homeless dude urinated on my front door once. homeless dude shit in front of our practice space one time.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:15 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

criticism?

-- omar little, Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:16 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MY NAME IS TIM BATMAN. I LIVE IN A MEDIUM HOUSE.
MY HOUSE IS PAINTED BLUE. I LIVE IN THE HOUSE
WITH MY FATHER. MY MOTHER LIVES THEIRE TOO.
I HAVE A BROTHER TOO. HIS NAME IS FRED.
FRED ALSO LIVES IN THE HOUSE. MY DOGS NAME IS
RALPHY. HE LIVES IN THE HOUSE AND ALSO IN THE
DOG HOUSE IN THE YARD. MY FATHER MADE THE DOG
HOUSE WITH FRED AND ME AND USED WOOD TOO.
IT LOOKED GOOD. I WISHED I LIVED IN A DOG
HOUSE. AS BIG AS THE HOUSE I LIVE IN.
WHEN I AM ADDULT I WILL MAKE A BIG DOG HOUSE.
I WILL MAKE A TINY DOG HOUSE AND SOME FROGS AND
TOADS CAN LIVE THERE BOTH.

MY FATHERS NAME IS TIM BATMAN. HIS NAME IS LIKE
MY NAME. HIS FIRST NAME IS DIFEREND THEN MY
FIRST NAME THO. FREDS TOO. I LIKE TO LOOK AT
THINGS. I EAT MASHPED POTATO. AND FRENCH FRIESS.
I DONT LIKE WHEN THE FRENCH FRIESS GET COLD.
RALPHY EATS THEM THO. ONLY SOMTIME THO BECOS
SOMTIME I WILL EAT THEM TOO AND HE DOSNT GET
SOME OR MAY BE A LITTLE. HE ALSO EATS DOG FOOD.
THE DOG FOOD DOSNT EAT LIKE FRENCH FRIESS OR
MASHPED POTATO. MY MOTHER IS A WOMEN AND IS A
ADDULT LIKE MY FATHER. MY FATHER HAS A PEENES
AND CANT BE A WOMEN. I DIDNT SEE BUT MY DAD SAID
MY MOTHER DOESNT HAVE A PEENES. I DIDNT SEE BUT
I GUESS SO. OLD PEEPOL ARE ADDULTS TOO. SOME OLD
PEEPLE HAVE PEENESES TOO BUT NOT WOMEN WHO GET
OLD. MY GRANDMA IS OLD AND DOESNT HAVE A PEENES.
I SAW IN THE BATHROOM. IT WAS QWIK BUT I SAW.

SOMEDAY WHEN I GET TALL I WILL BE A ADDULT.
ADDULTS NO HOW TO SUPURVIZSHEON AND THEY CAN GET
TO DRIVE A CAR TOO. TRUCKS TOO. ALSO THEY GET TO
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS WHEN THEY WANT SOME. I CANT
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS BECOS OF THE NOBS ON THE
OVEN. I DONT LIKE NOBS. WHEN I AM TALL THERE
WONT BE NOBS IN MY DOG HOUSE BECOS I CAN DRIVE
THRU KFC AND EAT MASHPED POTATOS THERE. KFC IS
AN OLD PEEPOL. I SAW HIM ON THE BIG DRAWING
OUTSIDE. HE WORKS INSIDE THERE AND BUILDS THE
MASHPED POTATO THERE. AND THEN THEY GO THRU THE
WINDOW IF YOU DRIVE A CAR. HE HAS A PEENES TOO.

MY MOTHER CAN READ GOOD. MY FATHER READS TOO BUT
HE READS BOOKS TOO FAST. I CAN READ SOME THINGS
SOMETIMES. MY MOST OF ALL LIKED BOOK IS FROG
AND TOAD. FROG AND TOAD DONT HAVE A PEENIS BUT
THEY ARE NOT WOMEN. I NO BECOS I LOOKED IT IN
THE BOOK.

I BET IF FROG AND TOAD WERE TALL AND COULD DRIVE
CARS THEY WOULD GO TO KFC AND ASK HIM FOR
MASHPED POTATOS I BET. THEN THEY WOULD EAT THEM
AND GET MORE TOO.

I FORGOT WHAT TO WRIT. OK. ME AND FRED HAVE A
PEE PEE. WHEN WE GET TO BE ADDULTS WE GET TO
HAVE PEENESES. AND OTHER ADDULTS CAN TOUCH THERE
BECOS IT WILL BE A GOOD TOUCH AND NOT A DANGER
ONE. MY FATHER AND KFC HAVE PEENESES AND OTHER
PEEPOL CAN TOUCH THEM THERE. BUT ONLY AN OLD
LADY CAN TOUCH KFCEES PEENES. MY MOTHER AND
GRANDMA DONT HAVE ANY BECOS THEY ARE WOMEN.
FROG AND TOAD DONT TOO BUT THEY CANT BE WOMEN.
EVEN WHEN THERE OLD. THE END.

-- TIM, Friday, August 2, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

valuable new posters

thats tim before he was enrolled @ kfc.edu

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Who....?

And no, not Prince. The other one.

I'm not really sure

thought it was crutis

It's Robert Pattinson. He was in my friend's movie. So was I, so that's not actually that impressive, but he's also going to be in this Twilight thing at Christmas. http://weblogs.variety.com/thompsononhollywood/2008/07/twilight-will-m.html

hey look it's actress Jennifer Love/Hewitt on a thread about who you would "smash" (have sex with). someone must love her sexually attractive body and face

-- iiiijjjj, Saturday, August 2, 2008 8:13 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4K9i5m5RU0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3EL8P8d3I&watch_response

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0MSuyaKMk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU

owow

f a s

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_syndrome

oops x post

Most of the people - read: douchebags - wearing these things don't have the slightest idea who Che Guevara is. Not that knowing who he is would stop these twats from wearing the shirts or anything. Just like those hotties in Brooklyn wearing 'ironic' Nazareth shirts and shit. Why can't they all die some Final Destination-esque ironic death?

-- If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 4 August 2008 05:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

.....

and i've said it before, but i'll say it again: stuff like che t-shirts and the like are especially offensive to those of us who had relatives who lived in communist countries run by folks like che guevara. radical chic be damned.

-- Eisbaer, Monday, 4 August 2008 05:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

same thing with nazareth t-shirts.

-- s1ocki, Monday, 4 August 2008 05:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

my dad had to hear that shit on the radio, man >: (

-- omar little, Monday, 4 August 2008 05:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol hurts

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ahaha

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/zip/785394830.html

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It's amazing that someone has thought up a way to scar a poor sheep's life and make it feel like a complete loner, then further more film it and put it on youtube for the enjoyment of others....keep up the good work you sick feckers XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

british people

i know!

so donk got lost in translation after crossing the atlantic?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH9jWnLNZ7Q

before crossing the atlantic, even. every time a u.s. rapper says "donk" in a song I have to hear it like 10 times before i can figure out whether he's talking about an ass or a car.

A pansexual fuckfest of lolz, to be more precise.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:46 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you

are

something!

-- Surmounter, Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:50 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGI52iiIcxg

wtf is going on here?

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webinar u are a treat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

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I EMPTIED MY BALLS

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Look up donk in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

Donk is a slang term that can refer to:

* A person from Penclawdd
* A character from Crocodile Dundee, Crocodile Dundee 2, and Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
* A style of House music, similar to Bouncy House (Related to Bouncy techno)
* A member of the United States Democratic Party
* Engine, New Zealand and Australia
* stupidity, South Australia
* Poker jargon, inexperienced, unskilled or foolish poker player
* The act of adding a bottle cap during the brewing process, Australia & UK
* Dônk, type of wine made by fermenting and adding sugar to white wine by a special process.
* Donk (automobile) a type of American custom car.
* A song demo by the Grumpy Justins
* A Booty porn, United States
* A miniature donkey.
* A song from Soulja Boy Tell' Em.
* A 1971-1976 Chevrolet Impala or Chevrolet Caprice, often customized with custom paint, wheels, and other accessories.

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None of which makes any sense in the context of that song!?

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