I BUY SKATEBOARD

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), April 3rd, 2005.

remember them?....I HAVE THEM.

THE ZORLAC METALLICA BOARD WAS CHOICE...HORRIBLE SHAPE

Appalling as that incident may be to animal rights activists, the question that fans now want answered is whether any other bird can replace Waldo. Hatebeak's future hangs in the balance, as this incident occurred on the first tour date in support of their upcoming Warner Brothers release.

A Warner Brothers executive was quoted as saying "We're confident Hatebeak will find a suitable replacement and have huge success with us in the future. This nonhuman vocalist trend is on the rise and Hatebeak will be here to spearhead it's rise!"

The pitbull duo of Caninus are currently being held in a local dog pound until the authorities finish their investigation into this matter. The band's human members could not be reached for comment prior to publication of this article.

Damage estimates from the small West Virginia club totally approximately $23,000.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), April 3rd, 2005.

APRIL FOOLZ

what classifies long boards these days? i mean... there's the 35 inch range, which was monstrous when we were kids, but it's no 50 inch toe hanger with inflatable wheels...

i can't really enjoy a regular board anymore. i had one and sold it. skate or die. == i'm undead now. it was just so small. it was gross like i was gonna break it every time i moved.

i want a bike bad. i still can't believe i haven't had one for a while. i lived on that thing.
m.

Longer Boards...i.e the old Schmitt Stix Yard Stick...32"-36" or so...or whatever are cool.

MSP have u thought about setting up an older board, I know that Vision and Santa Cruz both re-released all their classic boards with original shapes....HUGE BOATS!

im sitting on a pretty mint condition Jermey Klein from his early world days....im gonna set it up with some indy 169's, Swiss Bearings and HUGE/SOFT wheels.

OH, AND GET A BIKE!!!...YER CRAZY!!...GET ONE NOW!!!!!

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5457/newboardad7.jpg http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/7995/newboardplywq7.jpg

fun!!

u gay

SORRY U HATE FUN

LAND ONE NOLLIE KICKFLIP TO NOSESLIDE

^ DONE

sike

sick!

are you gonna join the cool kids who skate outside my house now? maybe i will come out and heckle you!

i skate in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks and hurt myself there

ites green and gold

http://www.rootsreggaeclub.com/buttons/menu_lion_of_judah.jpg

in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks
in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks
in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks

i've been watching too much law & order lately

plz wear a HELMUT

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee39/samgezee/bandaidboard.jpg

i'm tellin u, sleep, the kids, they love the greenpoint hospitalrenaissance center for making tricks.

some1 stoel it

i knew this was gonna be u!

;_;

but at least bartender was nice and tried to help!

ive been checking craigslist to see if anyones trying to sell my shit, no dice
bartender may have actually tracked it down though, gonna stop by today and see

down for a jack move

http://jj.am/gallery/d/67048-1/Flips_onto_skateboard.gif

did adam really buy a skateboard? he tries so hard sometimes.

^^^ real talk

fucking ridiculous

thats the guy that yells at himself to psyche himself up

^^^ real talk

that's the most avant skate video i've ever seen

This thread needs more Natas Kaupas:

http://www.zona-skate.com/images/proskaters/NatasKaupas/5.jpg

that's the most avant skate video i've ever seen

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, April 20, 2009 2:09 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

i think the circus music opening is my favorite part

also 'yay!'

lol i just noticed he censors himself when yelling. "eff you!" "motherfricker!"

yes! the infamous spin around the fire hydrant!

i sent that william spencer vid to a skater friend and he said some bullshit about "circus/clown skating is generally looked down upon"

i used to skate both of those spots in HS. venice beach and i think stoner ave elementary

http://skateboardermag.com/skateboarder-news-features/features/15thingsembarc/

The San Francisco Police Department went above and beyond the call of duty to keep skaters out of Embarcadero. Walrus Man, Frisco Dyke, Terminator, and Officer Squirrel were a few of S.F.'s finest who were truly dedicated to their jobs. Officer Squirrel would strike from above, dropping from trees and jumping out from behind the wave. Walrus Man was too easily outrun, so he would wear a trench coat over his uniform and creep up on unaware skaters.

Oh my God, my mouth is agape and my mind is blown. Those William Spencer Videos are some of the gnarliest things I've ever seen and ever will see in my life.

i sent that william spencer vid to a skater friend and he said some bullshit about "circus/clown skating is generally looked down upon"

this is crazy

dude clearly knows how to do like normal skating or whatever

Yeah it's like he's bored with just ollieing huge gaps and doing big rails so he has to make it more interesting by bringing dork tricks into the mix. Dude is awesome.

yes! the infamous spin around the fire hydrant! - I agree, it is an awesome move & under-utilized even at the time. I think it was pretty much just Natas doing that, no?

btw, does anyone know what the song is that is playing in the Natas clip, or who it is by?

fIREHOSE Brave Captain

Natas clip was maybe the best video section ever when I was a kid. I must have watched it thousands of times.

I was into whichever H-Street video featured the extended street sequence b/w Ron Allen & Matt Hensley. Natas & those guys were srsly pushing the envelope back then.

Xposts: Natas was the first to do that at the time, and it was pretty much just him, kind of a mindblowing moment, that such a thing could be done (you hear a lot of stories of people trying to copy him and just not being able to do it).

maybe creepy of me to point out, but . . . Damn, that Natas video is so similar to 80s gay porn- the prison setting, the crotch shot, the supertan, the bro-down touching and patting going on, the awkward dialogue- it's exactly like a million "intro to porn sequence" scenes from Falcon or William Higgins movies. Just sayin'

Hmmn, I'm going to have to think on that for awhile, actually.

(whoa, I did one of those backside 5-0 stall to front foot kick out's yesterday, entirely by accident).

If anyone cares this http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-2750775636149876938&ei=jLr5SdSCGoHg-wGm5amPCw&q=ON+video+Natas&hl=en (from the very enjoyable, but sadly shortlived ON Video) has some pretty interesting background on Natas (and co.).

hit that button/ microwave oven

that dude's not gonna be able to walk when he's 35

Dude definitely can get his gnar on, but to be honest, he makes for a kind of boring video part. Don't get me wrong, he's impressive, but there's a reason the early 00s trend of hammer parts went away.

http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000143196/news/vans-shore-break-baby-3/#ooid=Y1eTJxMjqyAiGXLzn8Za_NiONjg0OgL5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd3TlkitmAk&feature=player_embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDH6Q22d1zo&feature=player_embedded

I love that dude's vids.

Those have to be the most pretentiously edited "parts" I've ever seen in my life. I mean dude's talented and all, but you'd think they were documenting the second coming of christ by the looks of it.

sure but dang he is good at skateboarding

I dig slo mo, what can I say.

http://vimeo.com/34595041
lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojC-T7OCLZ0&feature=share

<3 that song

Amateurist called it a "novelty song" on another thread which really annoyed me

it is kind of a novelty song, but a good one.

This is pretty really crazy too:

http://www.dedleg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gilbert_crockett_alien_workshop.jpg

In other INSANE Gilbert Crockett news:

http://davidgalletly.com/storage/post-images/gilbert-crockett-switch-kickflip.gif

Switch!

http://jezebel.com/5963410/meet-afghanistans-kickass-girl-skateboarders?post=54616454

kinda corny but i may have choked up a bit when that first lil ripper dropped in

this vid ddb posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwUtEEjZJ8

what is the music?

ha, ok not that video, this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2hzKMvSTE

Portishead - The Rip

What do people think of those little Stereo Vinyl and Penny boards? Thinking of getting one for my little brother (not a skater) for christmas, cause they're cute and on sale, but if they're universally reviled for some reason I'd rather save him the embarrassment.

no

https://vine.co/v/iqBOHBwZJYO

what were those skateboards in the 80s that were like half as long as a regular skateboard but just as wide? the one i had as a kid was hot pink.

Nash Doz'r?

Every pic I try to post gives me an error message, so just google image search it.

i don't see a hot pink one but otherwise that looks/sounds right. thanks!

There was a hot pink Nash Executioner. My neighbor had one of those.

it wasn't that. it was definitely more squat in shape like the doz'r.

http://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images2/1/1011/21/doz-mini-skateboard-nash_1_675fb8c66734f6a8ea0f3ad83b3d8f5e.jpg

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