nerd lolz

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l0u1s jagg3r?

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lol this works with multitouch on iphone too

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no url anywhere to be seen on this building

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ibPCLMH1NM4#!

http://drrenfield.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/elements.jpg

get Antimony?

yeah see i stuff my shotgun shell pockets with d cell batteries so i can get that real authentic look

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

this just reminds me of a time in 7th grade study hall when my discman was out of batteries so i leaned over and jokingly asked this one D&D/gamer lookin dude if he happened to have any batteries and he did. his pockets were full of fucking batteries. it was totally weird

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPImlZ7ML3Y

http://live.comicbookresources.com/wp-photos/thumb.20090726-122003-1.jpg

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http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/0ebf448a-663b-4a02-b795-4b01e27d6a99.jpg

I guess more like nerd aws
http://www.goodnightdune.com

awes

did you hear about the cryogenics accident? dude got down to absolute zero! don't worry though, he was 0k.

science dad jokes

https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6

Haha

Mitre found that given certain characters or combinations of characters, the computer could wisely bet on the gender of the tweeter. The mere fact of a tweet containing an exclamation mark or a smiley face meant that odds were a woman was tweeting, for instance. Of the most gender-skewed words, the majority were in the female category, while only a few were male, leading to this unintentionally hilarious figure from the Mitre paper:

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/tumblr_lozc8786kl1qz8j06o1_400.png

http://www.fastcompany.com/1769217/there-are-no-secrets-from-twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxM8C71GB8w

...The Internet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQcammV9G1Y&feature=player_embedded#!

http://vimeo.com/27268591

lol that was a million times more entertaining than the actual tron sequel

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-jimmy-mcmillan-just-one-tau.jpg

wow

sorry for lolcats

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/chemistry-cat-meme_n_910327.html#s316928

http://i.imgur.com/3fGRK.jpg

okay, actual lols that one

hahaaa
i also laughed at "What do you do with a dead chemist?" "Barium"

my favorite was "Argon doesn't react."

Reading the transcript of Slavoj Žižek's occupy wall street speech earlier today and got to the part "We are not dreamers, we are the awakening from a dream which is turning into a nightmare," I totally thought, wait, is he quoting The Matrix

hahaha

http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/

https://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/

http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some honest to god yeoman's work being done here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0fPHbFpbc

https://secure.mysociety.org/admin/lists/pipermail/developers-public/2011-October/007647.html

^this is the most entertaining rider i've ever seen.

DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. To acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. If
you don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionally scarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If you buy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastating practice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it. Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.

One situation where I do not need help, let alone supervision, is in
crossing streets. I grew up in the middle of the world's biggest
city, full of cars, and I have crossed streets without assistance even
in the chaotic traffic of Bangalore and Delhi. Please just leave me
alone when I cross streets.

I do not eat breakfast. Please do not ask me any questions about what I will do breakfast. Please just do not bring it up.

When you need to tell me about a problem in a plan, please do not start with a long apology. That is unbearably boring, and unnecessary -- conveying useful information is helpful and good, and why apologize for that? So please be practical and go straight to the point.

haha yeah that is great. i remember thinking "yeah, that's rms", but as i scrolled and scrolled - it's amazing.

But if you want to cook for me, or invite me to a restaurant that
specializes in just one thing, or invite me to dinner with a preset
menu, you need to know what I dislike:

avocado
eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions)
hot pepper
olives
liver (even in trace quantities)
stomach and intestine; other organ meats
cooked tuna
oysters
egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard
many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus
desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors
sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges
beer
coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts)
the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)

this guy is basically the polar opposite of me, what a sad chap.

exceedingly specific rules about parrots

If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be
very very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot I
can visit with, that will be nice too.

DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. To
acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. If
you don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionally
scarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If you
buy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastating
practice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.
Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.

kinda love that dude

totes. most of that rider is pedantic but reasonable, or due to his admirable crazy politics. there's just so much of it though.

also: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4cc168ca62/that-is-all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ImztNADC8E