zing

I don't think ILX has been this collectively wrong since the grime blog era.

― srsly dudes pastiche aesthetic + amiable nihilism (Display Name), Saturday, 2 October 2010 08:37 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't think my dick has been this collectively in your mom since the grime slag era.

― world class wrecking (crüt), Saturday, 2 October 2010 09:25 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i54.tinypic.com/33u6a6v.gif

J0rdan, if u wanna resurrect zings at me from 2+ years ago, we are gonna hafta rassle.

::arthritis joke::

'hafta rassle'? is that ebonics?

it's how they settled differences in the picture shows

or me and Abe Lincoln after the railsplitting contest

http://www.joystickdivision.com/ChrisOldTimeyBoxingNES.jpg

n

should be a poll

i'm gonna add another layer to deej's "CORDIALLY... PUNCH?!" wacky juxtapositions = hacky improv humor theory and point out that "douchebag" is like circa 2003 internet funny

― dro™ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:36 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the 2010 equiv of douchebag whiney?

― dayo, Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he hasn't changed much tbf

― MEMES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS @ l0u1s jagg3rhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGDUMPLINGS! [.] I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX (acoleuthic), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

i'd understand why shitty posters would want their name google-bleeped, but never understood how anything bad could befall people knowing that nitsuh abebe is remarkably otm with everything he says

― gr80 antebellum (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:00 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'd understand why shitty posters would want their name google-bleeped,

rly cool cause one time I saw p@rts & lab0r and to be honest it wasn't that great a show and you were mean to me at the merch table. ok well not mean but it was pretty obvious after I'd been talking to you for fifteen minutes that you were brushing me off. then you guys broke up but do you have an extra track for a tape-only comp I'm putting out? I can't pay anything and won't send you a copy and will smear your name if you so much as suggest I've been anything but awesome to you, but you should send me a track. you guys were awesome! anyway what I was wanting to tell you was I read your twitter thing, and I RTd a lot of your posts but you never even RTd mine, what's that about? when I was following you from like early on? can't even believe that shit man. what comes around goes around. hey I'm dj'ing a party next weekend though and you should come. my number's 917555WICH, I tried to get 917WTCHOUS but they said no numbers with WTC. double tee eff more like, right? Ha. You gotta go to the bathroom? Cool, me too. Seriously though, were these the only P&L releases: [lists, accurately, entire P&L discography; removes penis from pants, urinates into urinal while continuing monologue) Yeah I have all those. Well I "have" 'em, hah, I think the only one I actually own is the R1se, R1se, R1se split on N@rnack. I used to know the guy who runs N@nack, what a cool dude! He gave me that R1se, R1se, R1se split. At this party we were both at. Cool guy, right? Well I mean you'd know, you worked with him. Man! I saw you at Brownie's. Do you play cross-stick? I tried for a while but I think I'd probably be better on keyboards. Buncha good keyboard-based bands around here lately. you wanna spin at my party? we have ten dj's already, mostly friends, but it's going to be awesome.

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:26 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cool post, ilxor

― gr80 antebellum (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:28 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dang!!!!!

loved that one

would have liked to see more m0untain g0ats dissing in response to p&l dissing

eh, pretty sure j0hn was projecting there, anyway

yeah that's pretty much straight furnace on both of those quality posters' parts

dying @ straight furnace

canonical hoos

lol

i guess i'm back

GUESS HOOS BACK

lmao @ straight furnace

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4z_YFyxeS-8/TFzA4mRwKMI/AAAAAAAACAE/2iOEUmY9Pj0/s400/MC+Eiht+-+Streiht+Up+Menace+VLS+(1993).jpg

can a mod set up a text-replace switching 'mountain goats' to

http://www.ejphoto.com/images_of_the_month/CO_MountainGoat08.jpg

haha str8 furnace

ahhh!

what about just "yodel-ay-hee-hoo"?

actually ...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/goat2.gif

lol

you can decapitate zombies

quick quick quick 5points to the first person who guesses the obvious reference

― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:13 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey daniel what record player did you get. i am thinking about upgrading from my horrible record player.
i like vinyl mainly cuz it is cheap. or at least some of it is.

― tylerw, Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the remains of the day?...shit...the hot chick?...fuck man what do i look like imdb?

― S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

.......you both lose.

― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when reading your posts, that's a given

― S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

plz edit my name out of thread

SPIN's 20 best singles of 2001

jesus

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Thursday, October 21, 2010 2:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there are several mentions of it further down as well

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Thursday, October 21, 2010 2:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I didn't know which one was yours so I googleproofed them all.

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Thursday, October 21, 2010 2:47 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

^^ was cold

cold fire

RIP

...don't get it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJiLcNQdye4

famous internet journalist deej assumes that his government name is common knowledge

but mod bro is like, i don't even know who you are

seemed more like deej didn't want to post his gov name again in thread and mod bro responded with nuke em all from orbit to be sure
pretty certain that's not a zing but okay

thanks for clarifying

rmde @ http://www.toscanaviva.com/Firenze/david_michelangelo.jpghttp://drizzydrakefansite.vndv.com/images/drake-1.jpg

sculpture guy

hahaha

Is David a Matos reference?

omg deej's name is michaelangelo dizzy

michaelangelo jimmy

man a dude just doesnt want to be the next l0u1s jagg3r & u guys assume i think im famous, ouch

not sure why he didnt edit the rest of my name though, 'allen grier'

rmde

michaelangelo jimmy!!!!!