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― jeff, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

ha. was featured on yahoo home page and they even mentioned that the cigar dude seemed faker than the golf ball

― jaxon, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

whoa i joined the kemonito fan club. i don't recall doing this but i do not question the wisdom.

― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Monday, 4 October 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA&feature=related

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 4 October 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.circlemakers.org/satisfied.mp3

<3 <3 <3

― Kerm, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

ugh the grease that shows through the waxed paper on the cookizza

wnn

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

big star - cookizza me

― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

Um, thank you. I'm not much for public speaking. Or much for speaking. Or, come to think of it, much for the public. And I'm not very good at lying. So let me just say that, in my experience, high school sucks. If I had to do it all over again, I'd have started advanced placement classes in preschool so I could go from eighth grade straight to college. However, given the unalterable fact that high school sucks, I'd like to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good friend and a family that cares it doesn't have to suck quite as much. Otherwise my advice is; Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with cookizza. Thank you.

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

prob posted this before but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVow2jTHrI

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

still very funny

― caek, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

newsreader looks like he's seen a few too many boozy winters btw

― caek, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

irish newsclip selectors pull this shit all the time, frustrated candid camera compilers imo

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

that looked like it hurt darragh, did you break anything?

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

my hole laughing

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

the perils of the boozy winter

― ๏̯͡๏ (another al3x), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

dude totally asked for it tho- that swagger for the cameras was what done for him

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

you were able to laugh after falling like that? props to you

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

i've never even been to dublin

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

darragh, yesterday

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/liam%20neeson%20pees%20in%20his%20pants.jpg

― caek, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

jeez wtf neeson letting the side down much

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

why is the other guy's face blurred out?! did he piss on neeson or something?

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously, WTF is wrong with this guy? Richard Curtis and his horrible 10:10 climate change film

― dmr, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

(not the youtube, scroll down)

― dmr, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Bigger version:

http://imgdiscover.ru/images/dolphincol.gif

― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4kGo-iYqKY

― am0n, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

in the near future-past

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HGNFf.jpg

― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpBD97Cq_tk

― jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/yQFPk.png

― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

HI DERE

― markers, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c8yWWFLRaA

― am0n, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QyBbp.gif

someone try it

― another al3x, Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

HA HA AHHAA HAAA

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/escalator-spin

― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

can't wait for the gif where her hair gets caught in the escalator and it rips the skin off her head

― little puppy (jeff), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLIT_yCXCS0

― Eric H., Friday, 8 October 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

Story's OK, but it was the reporter's tag that really brought the LOLzs.

― Eric H., Friday, 8 October 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

LOCKLAND, Ohio (AP) — Police in suburban Cincinnati arrested a woman after she flagged an officer down and asked if there were any warrants out for her arrest. The Cincinnati Enquirer reported Friday that after Lockland police officer Dan Lyons informed 44-year-old Selma Elmore she did have an outstanding warrant, the women ran off. The chase ended when Elmore pushed Lyons into a building, injuring his elbow.

Other officers responding to a call for backup later apprehended the woman.

Elmore, wanted for allegedly failing to pay a fine as a result of a drug conviction, now faces a charge of resisting arrest.

― scott seward, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QyBbp.gif

when i worked in a mall, my store was right across from the escalator on the lower level and i really hated it when morons pulled this shit because they end up shutting down the escalator, thus cutting off mall traffic and resulting in a slow night with no sales.

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

― soon to be major motion picture starring john wayne (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 October 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

don't pretend you didn't take a 360 on the escalator at some point, latebloomer, after hours

― www.askjeeves.com (Z S), Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

would spin on her escalator

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SU1hnMrs44&feature=player_embedded

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 October 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tjoqhx_dwk

― am0n, Sunday, 10 October 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PLf-2FYIM

― jukebox bieber jukebox bieb uh huh huh (crüt), Monday, 11 October 2010 10:12 (fifteen years ago)

Lil Big Head is awesome imo.

― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 October 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

Please don't dread
Armaged'
Antichrist is such a liar

― Z S, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

aahahahaha

― Z S, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

world war 3, don't blame me
you'll have no 'lectricity

― am0n, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Spout.png

― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 11 October 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

oh no

― master of retardment (ENBB), Monday, 11 October 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

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