zing

i've never collected unemployment. i don't understand the question.

but forever i guess? for as long as people need it? i dunno morbs, how long do you want them to last?

here's an idea: dont look for girls to move in with

-- deeznuts, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 3:51 PM Bookmark Link

here's an idea: STOP POSTING

-- deej, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:52 PM Bookmark Link

Waking up with girlfriend holding a knife over me.

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

She probably wanted you to do a gastric bypass on her.

-- The Reverend, Saturday, August 16, 2008 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

also the next time i hear the word "brave" being used by a commentator, i will punch a fucking hole in my laptop screen

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:09 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

please please do

-- lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:11 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh come on that was so fucking obvious and lame

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/linda-u/S-mad-u-crew.jpg

xp, I respectfully disagree.

oh come on that was so fucking obvious and lame

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:27 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ what's really lame. take it like a man

When I posted that originally I even thought "yeah that's probably what you'd want" to myself, then The Lex storms in with his usual lack of sophistication and whaddaya know, it's like playschool again. I'm not taking it like a man if it's delivered like a brat. I receive tens of zings per week and honest to god that's one of the weakest in a while.

jesus.... grow some thicker skin, dipshit.

I'm gonna agree on louis, it seems a bit daft a load of people rallying around to support some annoying, totally obvious jibe

dude i'm not butthurt at the zing, i'm merely astonished that ppl are finding it funny!

cheers T

"a load of people rallying around to support"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/neogeoarcade/transfer/newconfused-1.gif

I dunno, it's just such a whatever thing to say and there's like four people calling louis for calling the guy on that.

I'm calling Louis on expecting the zing thread to be funny when it's really only like 10% funny

STOP TRYING TO ZING ME AND ZING ME

i think more people are calling louis out for donning the captain butthurt cape over a lazy zing that he set himself up for.

i'd rather just insult you, retard.

It didn't come across as butthurt, the joke of him leaving himself intentionally open was ruined by such a shit filling in the blank zing. Like, the punchline was in the joke and it added nothing.

nah my indignance is purely over the fact that it's made it onto the hallowed zing thread, and i suspect (well know) that it's only here because lol J4gger lol he's a target

xpost to chicago kevin bronze medal in the fucking olympics man

yes yes but you can't call ppl on zings they make about you, it is poor zing etiquette

^^ that.

the hallowed zing thread

this is yr first problem
also curtis otm

oh my GOD just SHUT UP

^this^

the proper response would have been for louis to accept the lame zing silently until I know, right? came to his defense

we need a book of etiquette

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/Jesusisms_vs_Bushisms/images/Turn%20Other%20Cheek.jpg

i thought louis was banned from noize

That was early Louis. This is mid-period Louis.

can he be banned again? he is pretty awesome at sucking the fun out of the threads he posts on.

if you dont want to get zinged stop throwing such dramatic shit fits every time somebody breaks your balls. if you're the zingee you don't get judge the zing. sorry, that's how it works. conflict of interest.

who banned louis?

check the admin log.

ba-ZING!

;]

hey louis you are pretty good at calling attention to yourself

fuck. this is creepy

yeah it would've fooled me

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No, in 1998 this would have repulsed me

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

tom I'll bet you got front-row seats for The Spirits Within

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I hate the King James Bible so much! It's super super boring up until Revelations, which doesn't actually make any sense.

(Actually Song of Solomon and the 2nd letter to the Corinthians are okay but I can really do without the rest unless it's set to music.)

-- HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What about the book of Challops

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:00 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

share your technique!!
-- Tracer Hand

ha its not like i have something virtuoso crazy going or anything, like for the strays its

2006 >
+ random rnb
+ random rap
+ dancehall, riddim subsets, soca, oldskool
+ random grime > radio rips, sets, shop clips, rng
+ random random

big deal. if u listen to new music all day ur not fucking with well tagged business, and nor would i be able to work with searching for stray nobody artists i never heard of and might never remember again; alba likes to bust the pretence of being an organic feely starchild all about the music maaan but really itunes is far more set up for bitter shopkeeper learned id3 scholarship than winamp, which is a bit clunkier i suppose but still has a way more colloqial relation to the way ppl listen to music cos it bloody well reminds u ur listening to fucking mp3s on a fucking computer, whats that got to do with real life! like ooh, u can add poxy *starzz* to remember if u like something, how human! (this sort of totally fake 'feature' is 100000x gayer than any wonky ashley simpson skin on a winamp btw)

-- rtcotm (mwah), Wednesday, March 22, 2006 2:57 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

r u a chav
-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Wednesday, March 22, 2006 6:44 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hey, I've had a great idea. Let's all take the piss out of the grief stricken tv presenter who's lying cold on a mortuary slab after topping himself.

Who's in?

-- Billy Dods, Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:08 PM

Me, Enrique, and DG if he feels like it.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:21 PM

Who is this Dennis Perrin again?

-- Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

like morbs, he failed at comedy, but on a bigger stage

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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http://www.stuartngbooks.com/price_ice_cold_war_20415.jpg

im gay

-- deeznuts, Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:15 (11 hours ago) Link

jk

-- deeznuts, Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:15 (11 hours ago) Link

I'm interested

-- Eric H., Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:26 (11 hours ago) Link

jk

-- Eric H., Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:26 (11 hours ago) Link

ha i came here to post that one

SEPTEMBER, as the tear gas stings our eyes WDYLL

he zings both ways

omar little (23:35:34): so this is how ilx ends, not with a bang but a wanker

The london paper "thelondonpaper" has a sex blogger called Andy Jones whose column I stumbled across last week. It seemed to consist of using a fake tan subplot to support the fact that he, "thelondonpaper" columnist Andy Jones, had once again had a vigorous all-night (and all-morning, as he helpfully specified) sex session with a "truly beautiful" lady. And then, instead of using his sex blogging authority to helpfully remind her that she shouldn't use fake tan, had merely left her with a kiss, demonstrating both tact and sensitivity, not to mention a romantic streak. Sex blogger Andy Jones thus left us in little doubt that he has regular sex, and is not shy to blog about this in "thelondonpaper".

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The web site "ilxor.com" has a sex poster called Louis J4gger whose post I stumbled across last year. It seemed to consist of using a truth or dare subplot to support the fact that he, "ilxor.com" poster Louis J4gger, had once again had a vigorous all-night masturbation session with a three other dudes. And then, instead of using his sex posting authority to helpfully remind us that we shouldn't play sex truth or dare, he had merely tossed another dude off, demonstrating both tact and sensitivity, not to mention a romantic streak. Poster Louis J4gger thus left us in little doubt that he has regular sex truth or dare sessions, and is not shy to post about this on "ilxor.com".

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