zing

I'm looking forward to seeing this in Brooklyn. What I'm not looking forward to is running into every female I've ever had sex or gone on an awkward date with. Especially since I might go by myself. :[ my frineds are norms ::[

-- burt_stanton, Saturday, August 2, 2008 4:09 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

hey, me too, burt. we can meet up and i will be yr wingman for meeting more 'females' to have sex or go on awkward dates with. too bad it's not under a bridge again this year, huh.

-- gabbneb, Saturday, August 2, 2008 4:55 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

Meme?

This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "Desperado".

This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "LOOKIN BOY".

loooooool @ e zing

I'm just saying is all, that you could make an argument for ANY place being the worst to live in. THAT is all I was trying to say.

-- VeronaInTheClub, Friday, June 13, 2008 2:48 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, you could make an argument for anything on earth, but many of these arguments would be retarded. THAT is all we were trying to say

-- roxymuzak, Friday, June 13, 2008 2:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

no Ned, I have no idea what any of you are thinkin'. Tender mercies.

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:28 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

mostly "lol, u old"

-- Kerm, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:38 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's a zing the 500th time?

commemorative edition

it's a zing the 500th time?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:11 PM (Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:11 PM) Bookmark Link

some things get better with age and, sadly, others don't.

okay THAT was a zing

I'm sorry, I laughed.

kev, how long do you want unemployment benefits to last?

i've never collected unemployment. i don't understand the question.

but forever i guess? for as long as people need it? i dunno morbs, how long do you want them to last?

here's an idea: dont look for girls to move in with

-- deeznuts, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 3:51 PM Bookmark Link

here's an idea: STOP POSTING

-- deej, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:52 PM Bookmark Link

Waking up with girlfriend holding a knife over me.

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

She probably wanted you to do a gastric bypass on her.

-- The Reverend, Saturday, August 16, 2008 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

also the next time i hear the word "brave" being used by a commentator, i will punch a fucking hole in my laptop screen

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:09 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

please please do

-- lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:11 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh come on that was so fucking obvious and lame

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/linda-u/S-mad-u-crew.jpg

xp, I respectfully disagree.

oh come on that was so fucking obvious and lame

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:27 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ what's really lame. take it like a man

When I posted that originally I even thought "yeah that's probably what you'd want" to myself, then The Lex storms in with his usual lack of sophistication and whaddaya know, it's like playschool again. I'm not taking it like a man if it's delivered like a brat. I receive tens of zings per week and honest to god that's one of the weakest in a while.

jesus.... grow some thicker skin, dipshit.

I'm gonna agree on louis, it seems a bit daft a load of people rallying around to support some annoying, totally obvious jibe

dude i'm not butthurt at the zing, i'm merely astonished that ppl are finding it funny!

cheers T

"a load of people rallying around to support"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/neogeoarcade/transfer/newconfused-1.gif

I dunno, it's just such a whatever thing to say and there's like four people calling louis for calling the guy on that.

I'm calling Louis on expecting the zing thread to be funny when it's really only like 10% funny

STOP TRYING TO ZING ME AND ZING ME

i think more people are calling louis out for donning the captain butthurt cape over a lazy zing that he set himself up for.

i'd rather just insult you, retard.

It didn't come across as butthurt, the joke of him leaving himself intentionally open was ruined by such a shit filling in the blank zing. Like, the punchline was in the joke and it added nothing.

nah my indignance is purely over the fact that it's made it onto the hallowed zing thread, and i suspect (well know) that it's only here because lol J4gger lol he's a target

xpost to chicago kevin bronze medal in the fucking olympics man

yes yes but you can't call ppl on zings they make about you, it is poor zing etiquette

^^ that.

the hallowed zing thread

this is yr first problem
also curtis otm

oh my GOD just SHUT UP

^this^

the proper response would have been for louis to accept the lame zing silently until I know, right? came to his defense

we need a book of etiquette

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/Jesusisms_vs_Bushisms/images/Turn%20Other%20Cheek.jpg

i thought louis was banned from noize

That was early Louis. This is mid-period Louis.

can he be banned again? he is pretty awesome at sucking the fun out of the threads he posts on.

if you dont want to get zinged stop throwing such dramatic shit fits every time somebody breaks your balls. if you're the zingee you don't get judge the zing. sorry, that's how it works. conflict of interest.

who banned louis?

check the admin log.

ba-ZING!

;]

hey louis you are pretty good at calling attention to yourself

fuck. this is creepy

yeah it would've fooled me

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No, in 1998 this would have repulsed me

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

tom I'll bet you got front-row seats for The Spirits Within

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I hate the King James Bible so much! It's super super boring up until Revelations, which doesn't actually make any sense.

(Actually Song of Solomon and the 2nd letter to the Corinthians are okay but I can really do without the rest unless it's set to music.)

-- HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What about the book of Challops

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:00 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link