final lolution

u must then find the keyhole or DIE

down w/the Doki Doki

oh my days

Dear Mr. $hort

The Game said on Facebook that you two are married. We need you to confirm that you are, in fact, married to The Game.

-- and what, Monday, July 7, 2008 3:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

15. vegans are allowed to eat hot dogs on the 4th of july

-- jergins, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 6:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.unitednuclear.com/nerd.gif

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/image002.thumbnail.jpg
^I'm not sure if this should maybe go in o_O posts

put that in funniest shit that has ever happened in the world thread

hate to be a killjoy, but:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

found this by accident:
http://coronaeborealis.w.interia.pl/pogoda.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AroOVjn0wMA

geoffd115 (10:31:53 PM): press 12 if you like dollars

^ went to school with that guy

http://xs229.xs.to/xs229/08291/google-trends-how-to-poop-at-work951.png

Hotness: Spicy

oh yes

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/beihingolympics2.jpg

"years of practice paid off"

Google search for "nutsinass"
-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, October 31, 2006 3:17 PM (1 year ago)

no!
-- sleep (sleep), Tuesday, October 31, 2006 3:32 PM (1 year ago)

they'll probably sell eye's shoes there too

-- uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

made by 88 tiny hands

-- uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

gr8080 you are one soulless motherfucker

-- deeznuts, Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

oh what the fuck are you gonna be wrong about now

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:20 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

slocki killing it on this thread:

Best comic book movie adaptation (indie/Euro/comic strip/other comics)

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

-- s1ocki, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:23 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Really? I haven't seen it, but I thought the consensus was the Garfield movies aren't that good.

-- Tuomas, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:25 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wasn't actually serious.

-- s1ocki, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

first one is way better

-- s1ocki, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Can someone explain to me why sooooo many moviegoers can accept Batdork, Spiderfuck, Iron Ass, the Incredible Stupid (wait - didn't Ang Lee just do the Hulk? we NEED another one so soon???), Jerks of the Caribbean, etc. whizzing around skyscrapers or turning into green roid ragers or shooting webs out of their hands or whatnot but they cannot accept someone bursting out into song?

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:27 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha!

loooool

batdork
spiderfuck
iron ass

http://www.b24bestweb.com/images/B24/IRONASS2.JPG

**SPOILERS**

i just think the dialog sucked, the music cues were terrible and the ending was underwhelming. did anyone actually care when rachel died?

-- roy division

i think the batman cared

-- BLACK BEYONCE

GODDAMMIT

ugh thanks for the spoiler... fuck that

Yeah, wow. Shithead move there.

Snape kills Rachel on page 563

did anyone actually care when spoilers got posted?

i think i cared

anyway it wasn't even a really good joke, which would have redeemed it.

I would've cared if I had planned on seeing the movie in the next five years.

I'm still pissed at my step-brother for leaning over to me during Raiders of the Lost Ark after the truck caught fire with Marion in it and saying "SHe's not really dead, you know."

Also didn't know that McMurphy got lobotomized until Chris Walsh said so on the school bus.

In this thread, movie spoilers

it's like telling people that the boat sinks at the end of titanic.

http://negatendo.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/2qi8y6b.gif

haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWNKfLsE7_U

Lifetime channel is awesome ftw

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 4:22 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

where else can I see Rosie O'Donnell as a mentally handicapped day-glo dork and Fred Savage as a serial date rapist

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 4:23 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

several people imitate them on ILE daily.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 4:25 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

dreamt the facilities lady was hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akjN0MG8ApM

lolll

homeless dude urinated on my front door once. homeless dude shit in front of our practice space one time.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:15 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

criticism?

-- omar little, Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:16 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MY NAME IS TIM BATMAN. I LIVE IN A MEDIUM HOUSE.
MY HOUSE IS PAINTED BLUE. I LIVE IN THE HOUSE
WITH MY FATHER. MY MOTHER LIVES THEIRE TOO.
I HAVE A BROTHER TOO. HIS NAME IS FRED.
FRED ALSO LIVES IN THE HOUSE. MY DOGS NAME IS
RALPHY. HE LIVES IN THE HOUSE AND ALSO IN THE
DOG HOUSE IN THE YARD. MY FATHER MADE THE DOG
HOUSE WITH FRED AND ME AND USED WOOD TOO.
IT LOOKED GOOD. I WISHED I LIVED IN A DOG
HOUSE. AS BIG AS THE HOUSE I LIVE IN.
WHEN I AM ADDULT I WILL MAKE A BIG DOG HOUSE.
I WILL MAKE A TINY DOG HOUSE AND SOME FROGS AND
TOADS CAN LIVE THERE BOTH.

MY FATHERS NAME IS TIM BATMAN. HIS NAME IS LIKE
MY NAME. HIS FIRST NAME IS DIFEREND THEN MY
FIRST NAME THO. FREDS TOO. I LIKE TO LOOK AT
THINGS. I EAT MASHPED POTATO. AND FRENCH FRIESS.
I DONT LIKE WHEN THE FRENCH FRIESS GET COLD.
RALPHY EATS THEM THO. ONLY SOMTIME THO BECOS
SOMTIME I WILL EAT THEM TOO AND HE DOSNT GET
SOME OR MAY BE A LITTLE. HE ALSO EATS DOG FOOD.
THE DOG FOOD DOSNT EAT LIKE FRENCH FRIESS OR
MASHPED POTATO. MY MOTHER IS A WOMEN AND IS A
ADDULT LIKE MY FATHER. MY FATHER HAS A PEENES
AND CANT BE A WOMEN. I DIDNT SEE BUT MY DAD SAID
MY MOTHER DOESNT HAVE A PEENES. I DIDNT SEE BUT
I GUESS SO. OLD PEEPOL ARE ADDULTS TOO. SOME OLD
PEEPLE HAVE PEENESES TOO BUT NOT WOMEN WHO GET
OLD. MY GRANDMA IS OLD AND DOESNT HAVE A PEENES.
I SAW IN THE BATHROOM. IT WAS QWIK BUT I SAW.

SOMEDAY WHEN I GET TALL I WILL BE A ADDULT.
ADDULTS NO HOW TO SUPURVIZSHEON AND THEY CAN GET
TO DRIVE A CAR TOO. TRUCKS TOO. ALSO THEY GET TO
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS WHEN THEY WANT SOME. I CANT
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS BECOS OF THE NOBS ON THE
OVEN. I DONT LIKE NOBS. WHEN I AM TALL THERE
WONT BE NOBS IN MY DOG HOUSE BECOS I CAN DRIVE
THRU KFC AND EAT MASHPED POTATOS THERE. KFC IS
AN OLD PEEPOL. I SAW HIM ON THE BIG DRAWING
OUTSIDE. HE WORKS INSIDE THERE AND BUILDS THE
MASHPED POTATO THERE. AND THEN THEY GO THRU THE
WINDOW IF YOU DRIVE A CAR. HE HAS A PEENES TOO.

MY MOTHER CAN READ GOOD. MY FATHER READS TOO BUT
HE READS BOOKS TOO FAST. I CAN READ SOME THINGS
SOMETIMES. MY MOST OF ALL LIKED BOOK IS FROG
AND TOAD. FROG AND TOAD DONT HAVE A PEENIS BUT
THEY ARE NOT WOMEN. I NO BECOS I LOOKED IT IN
THE BOOK.

I BET IF FROG AND TOAD WERE TALL AND COULD DRIVE
CARS THEY WOULD GO TO KFC AND ASK HIM FOR
MASHPED POTATOS I BET. THEN THEY WOULD EAT THEM
AND GET MORE TOO.

I FORGOT WHAT TO WRIT. OK. ME AND FRED HAVE A
PEE PEE. WHEN WE GET TO BE ADDULTS WE GET TO
HAVE PEENESES. AND OTHER ADDULTS CAN TOUCH THERE
BECOS IT WILL BE A GOOD TOUCH AND NOT A DANGER
ONE. MY FATHER AND KFC HAVE PEENESES AND OTHER
PEEPOL CAN TOUCH THEM THERE. BUT ONLY AN OLD
LADY CAN TOUCH KFCEES PEENES. MY MOTHER AND
GRANDMA DONT HAVE ANY BECOS THEY ARE WOMEN.
FROG AND TOAD DONT TOO BUT THEY CANT BE WOMEN.
EVEN WHEN THERE OLD. THE END.

-- TIM, Friday, August 2, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

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