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i.e. if he finds volleyball players attractive, you're for it.

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:51 PM (4 minutes ago)
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Louis: just out yourself already.

-- g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:52 PM (3 minutes ago)
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hi!

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:54 PM (1 minute ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on, how could i have made it more obvious?

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

did someone mention me?

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

we dont care about u.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

me either

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on, how could i have made it more obvious?

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:59 PM (54 minutes ago)

Just got Popped.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

capital P.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

J/K KK

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

i want u to write that poppage thredd
when the big moment happens little dude
godspeed

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

this thread hasn't solved shit

― jaxon, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

he got popped during his hiatus

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

my hiatus got popped before. hurt like the dickens.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

sorry grady, i'm just way too sensitive! i'll try to chillax and get over myself... what does being "Popped" mean? did it happen to me? did I like it? btw my names Django. some of you might know me from a while ago. I see a few familiar names here and there. otherwise, hello nice to meet you all!

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

He got popped in the hiatus?

― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

cio "chillax"

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

hiatus = menstrual period of ponce Britisher schoolboys

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

no google for "manstruation"

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

give it time

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

on male menstrual training:

Tampons can be very dangerous inside the anus. They can dry the
area and adhere to the sensitive tissue therein, and can cause
damage and permanent harm.

Tampons are designed to be inserted into the vagina which is
usually a naturally moist and lubricating area. They are usually
inserted when the area is producing a flow for the Tampons to
soak up. They were not designed to be inserted into the anus.

There is the also the risk of the Tampon being lost up there.

Why take risks? I strongly suggest using something non
absorbent like a small butt plug for insertion to simulate a
Tampon, and that you secure it to something on the outside to
prevent it being lost internally.

In this way the simulation of inserting something need not
endanger the health and safety of the submissive, or result in
embarrassing visits to the hospital.

sincerely,
Christine

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

I still don't know what "popped" means...what was this thread about?

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

Louis is now Post Pop.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

was there a thread?

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

some dude
who dat?

― carne asada, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

some dude

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

louis is now prosti-pop

― and what, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://benwardle.blogspot.com/

Dude apparently invented "tl;dr"

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 19 June 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

btw stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics, what was your old login name?

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

lex pretend

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

howell huser

― banriquit, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

is veronaintheclub a longtime poster?

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 26 June 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i hope she will be!

― and what, Thursday, 26 June 2008 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

in this cluuuuuuuuuuuub

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 June 2008 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

FAX ME = ?

― gr8080, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

justen

― jergins, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

Valentine heart candy username fad!

― Dan I., Saturday, 30 August 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

who is "ice craem"

― The Reverend, Sunday, 31 August 2008 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

jhoshea yes?

― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 31 August 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

― jergins, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

strgn

-- dmr, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:39 (1 year ago) Link

― sleep, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

hey--

i keep trying to change my name from 'strgn' to something else via popular e-mail channels but nothing comes through, and i'm tired of being mistaken for jessica harvell, so could a mod please kindly change my name to 'matt p' or show a kind fellow how to do so?

thanks in advance,
matt p

-- strgn, Friday, 29 August 2008 06:07 (4 days ago) Link

― The Yellow Kid, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

jessica r.i.p. ;(

― bnw, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

so strgn was Perpetua all along

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 07:23 (seventeen years ago)

I am eternally the spectre of ancient baltimore heathen God Jessica Harvell. Jessica, What Shall I Do to Free Myself from your Chains of Shit-Stained Music Criticism?
Release the Twelve (Or Whatever) Sold-out Snakes From your Glorious Head of Bloated Alcoholism and Let Them Roam the Eternal Chasms of My Intestines. There they will find Nothing! And They Will Rot in Eternal Happiness While I sleep!!!
-- strgn, Friday, August 29, 2008 4:08 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)

Makes about as much sense as anything else on ILX...

― snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

That sort of gives voice to my feelings on Jess. Why do people like this white guy so much.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

The only thing that makes his music writing readable is 'hey, it's jess'.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:34 (seventeen years ago)

snarky zings & alcoholic self-pity

― m coleman, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

WORKED FOR [INSERT NAME HERE] and lester bangs

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

take it to "I love the fiery furnaces" haterz

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

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