You want your Second Amendment, here's where you keep right on paying for it.
-- Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
hey look a british person
-- and what, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
he'll make sense of this tragedy
― latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)
i won't be the only one who thinks that's a self-zing.
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
altho admittedly marcello doesn't help himself with his next post.
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)
East Coast/West Coast rap feud as analogy for Republican/Democrat demagoguery
― and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)
Dudes, I read the WSJ sometimes 'cause it's in the office and it was this douchey even before Murdoch.
-- Michael White, Friday, August 1, 2008 1:53 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i was furious at their luna expose
-- and what, Friday, August 1, 2008 1:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
NO. (☃)
― am0n, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
wanna know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 1, 2008 2:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
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give him a fake address and tell him it's rachael ray's house?
-- and what, Friday, August 1, 2008 2:49 PM (1 hour ago)
― jergins, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
wait dingbod kesterson is marcello? confirm/deny/lol
― strgn, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
confirm
― jergins, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― s1ocki, Saturday, 2 August 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)
sigh.
Well I'm off to work in a bit. Moving immediately afterwards in the morning and won't have the internet for probably a month or something. See you guys, um, sometime I suppose. Bye!
-- RabiesAngentleman, Friday, August 1, 2008 6:18 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
we'll miss u
-- gr8080, Friday, August 1, 2008 6:20 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― strgn, Saturday, 2 August 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z137/vivafan/StoneCold_Steve_Austin.jpg
"if assholes could fly..." ought to read some history books that don't begin with the words "the politically incorrect guide to..."
-- J.D., Tuesday, August 5, 2008 5:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
my supergeek brother sends me Penny Arcade links all the time and occasionally there's one I think is funny. every single one that Mordy has posted so far has sucked, though.
-- some dude, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
some dude sucks.
-- Mordy, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
some dude named Mordy.
-- some dude, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
OH NO YOU DIDN'T
-- Mordy, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 8:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)
I call that zing-off a draw, gentlemen.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)
draw, my ass, neither of his posts in there are zings at all.
― some dude, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)
that just means you lost
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 04:52 (seventeen years ago)
le mord :(
― some dude, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)
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This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "Desperado".
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I tell you who sounds a little desperado.
― and what, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)
Go for it. Shit, I'll even throw in that Southernplayalistic... is debatably the best rap album of '94.
-- nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
you would lose that debate
-- and what, Friday, August 8, 2008 2:36 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
he's gone man, let him go
-- goole, Friday, August 8, 2008 2:37 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― some dude, Friday, 8 August 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
I'm looking forward to seeing this in Brooklyn. What I'm not looking forward to is running into every female I've ever had sex or gone on an awkward date with. Especially since I might go by myself. :[ my frineds are norms ::[
-- burt_stanton, Saturday, August 2, 2008 4:09 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link
hey, me too, burt. we can meet up and i will be yr wingman for meeting more 'females' to have sex or go on awkward dates with. too bad it's not under a bridge again this year, huh.
-- gabbneb, Saturday, August 2, 2008 4:55 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
Meme?
This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "LOOKIN BOY".
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 9 August 2008 08:03 (seventeen years ago)
loooooool @ e zing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 August 2008 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
I'm just saying is all, that you could make an argument for ANY place being the worst to live in. THAT is all I was trying to say.
-- VeronaInTheClub, Friday, June 13, 2008 2:48 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
Yes, you could make an argument for anything on earth, but many of these arguments would be retarded. THAT is all we were trying to say
-- roxymuzak, Friday, June 13, 2008 2:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Saturday, 9 August 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
no Ned, I have no idea what any of you are thinkin'. Tender mercies.
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:28 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
mostly "lol, u old"
-- Kerm, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:38 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― dan m, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)
it's a zing the 500th time?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
commemorative edition
― Kerm, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:11 PM (Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:11 PM) Bookmark Link
some things get better with age and, sadly, others don't.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
okay THAT was a zing
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
I'm sorry, I laughed.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)
kev, how long do you want unemployment benefits to last?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
i've never collected unemployment. i don't understand the question.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)
but forever i guess? for as long as people need it? i dunno morbs, how long do you want them to last?
here's an idea: dont look for girls to move in with
-- deeznuts, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 3:51 PM Bookmark Link
here's an idea: STOP POSTING
-- deej, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:52 PM Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 15 August 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
Waking up with girlfriend holding a knife over me.
-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
She probably wanted you to do a gastric bypass on her.
-- The Reverend, Saturday, August 16, 2008 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Sunday, 17 August 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)
also the next time i hear the word "brave" being used by a commentator, i will punch a fucking hole in my laptop screen
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:09 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
please please do
-- lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:11 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― caek, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)
oh come on that was so fucking obvious and lame
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/linda-u/S-mad-u-crew.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)
xp, I respectfully disagree.
― caek, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:27 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^^^ what's really lame. take it like a man
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
When I posted that originally I even thought "yeah that's probably what you'd want" to myself, then The Lex storms in with his usual lack of sophistication and whaddaya know, it's like playschool again. I'm not taking it like a man if it's delivered like a brat. I receive tens of zings per week and honest to god that's one of the weakest in a while.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)
jesus.... grow some thicker skin, dipshit.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
I'm gonna agree on louis, it seems a bit daft a load of people rallying around to support some annoying, totally obvious jibe
― I know, right?, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)
dude i'm not butthurt at the zing, i'm merely astonished that ppl are finding it funny!
cheers T
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)
"a load of people rallying around to support" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/neogeoarcade/transfer/newconfused-1.gif
― sleep, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)
I dunno, it's just such a whatever thing to say and there's like four people calling louis for calling the guy on that.
― I know, right?, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)
I'm calling Louis on expecting the zing thread to be funny when it's really only like 10% funny
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)
STOP TRYING TO ZING ME AND ZING ME
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)
i think more people are calling louis out for donning the captain butthurt cape over a lazy zing that he set himself up for.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)