final lolution

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/1877360904_54c81c9469_m.jpgpretty poster Heave Ho
-- Lingbert, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:30 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link
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haha

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:35 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

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what makes you so sure that's me?

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:35 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

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Heave Ho is a feeling

-- Lingbert, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:39 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

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hahaha

maybe that's not really him ;-)

BAN

@_@

girls are the atheists worst nightmare

-- and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:00 (5 hours ago) Link

moonship, this is close (maybe half a cigar): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuqWQjmM3Zg

LADY WHO ENSLAVED HER MAIDS, WHAT'S ON YOUR IPOD?

-- J0hn D., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

1) "I'm Enslaving My Maids" by Cannibal Corpse

-- J0hn D., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

moonship: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KORbwVdpzo

DAD: There we go. The beginning of the end... points to menu items spelled out in Spanish
ME: What, you can't put second languages on an IHOP menu? Guess we had better print the whole thing in Cherokee.
DAD: What's going to have then? A picture of an omlette with UGH underneath it?

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 11:41 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/slideman2/524.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrZpZOPI0g0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhxW0ulSjFg

Pastagina is now open!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE VAGINA THE WORD

-- 404 Error: Page Not Found, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 8:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it's funny because somebody stated the obvious

http://i28.tinypic.com/262p5ad.png

http://media.tumblr.com/Zo3ewtMjVayxf71esMWvPI4B_500.png

@;;@

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/742103427.html

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

* Location: St. Louis
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

-- zappi, Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:18 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

recipe for disasster

what happens when the mask chases u?

u must then find the keyhole or DIE

down w/the Doki Doki

oh my days

Dear Mr. $hort

The Game said on Facebook that you two are married. We need you to confirm that you are, in fact, married to The Game.

-- and what, Monday, July 7, 2008 3:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

15. vegans are allowed to eat hot dogs on the 4th of july

-- jergins, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 6:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.unitednuclear.com/nerd.gif

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/image002.thumbnail.jpg
^I'm not sure if this should maybe go in o_O posts

put that in funniest shit that has ever happened in the world thread

hate to be a killjoy, but:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

found this by accident:
http://coronaeborealis.w.interia.pl/pogoda.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AroOVjn0wMA

geoffd115 (10:31:53 PM): press 12 if you like dollars

^ went to school with that guy

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Hotness: Spicy

oh yes

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/beihingolympics2.jpg

"years of practice paid off"

Google search for "nutsinass"
-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, October 31, 2006 3:17 PM (1 year ago)

no!
-- sleep (sleep), Tuesday, October 31, 2006 3:32 PM (1 year ago)

they'll probably sell eye's shoes there too

-- uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

made by 88 tiny hands

-- uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

gr8080 you are one soulless motherfucker

-- deeznuts, Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

oh what the fuck are you gonna be wrong about now

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:20 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

slocki killing it on this thread:

Best comic book movie adaptation (indie/Euro/comic strip/other comics)

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

-- s1ocki, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:23 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Really? I haven't seen it, but I thought the consensus was the Garfield movies aren't that good.

-- Tuomas, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:25 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wasn't actually serious.

-- s1ocki, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

first one is way better

-- s1ocki, Friday, July 18, 2008 12:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Can someone explain to me why sooooo many moviegoers can accept Batdork, Spiderfuck, Iron Ass, the Incredible Stupid (wait - didn't Ang Lee just do the Hulk? we NEED another one so soon???), Jerks of the Caribbean, etc. whizzing around skyscrapers or turning into green roid ragers or shooting webs out of their hands or whatnot but they cannot accept someone bursting out into song?

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:27 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha!

loooool

batdork
spiderfuck
iron ass