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Thank God for pizza shops.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 16 September 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

so all my students get to pick their own english names, which is how i am to refer to each of them.

so far, i have:

Ball
Stone
Sony
Heyman
Kix
Ocean
(a big girl named) Husky
Mary Mary
Amazing Bo
Mooncake
Mr. Ho
Rambo
Fungi (he knows)
Edison and Newton (friends)
Monkey
No No
Fish
Cat
2 Bees, and, for some reason,
4 Ivans

My co-teacher has a tall, somewhat gormphy girl named Dorkus (him: "i couldn't not laugh")and a young man who goes by the name (<3<3) "One Dollar Angela Baby"

― rent, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

Keep Monkey away from Mooncake

― (a big girl named) Husky (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

I had a student named F-1 and a student named Demon.

Dorkus is pretty fresh though!

― Z S, Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82906#unread

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

via the schef:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/tumblr_l8uumdSeYo1qaepm4o1_1280.png

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Thursday, 16 September 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

meeting up with your readers for cupcakes

― (markers)___(/O_O)-☞___ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

needs to go in NAGL thread

― (a big girl named) Husky (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

i look pretty great in mine

― ☞ ☹ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgJkl2jCA5Y

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

inevitable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HX5-ulcdXc&NR=1

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Friday, 17 September 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

dope

― ☞ ☹ (markers), Friday, 17 September 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ drunk Goldblum!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85rcd5hq2ds

― Paul McCartney to be Fetid at White House (Pillbox), Friday, 17 September 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVPNdLU1VFg

― del griffith, Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4EvrgNAp0o

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

crossposted w/ ILP:
http://www.youtube.com/v/dvu2QPQLlYA&fs=1&hl=en

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Monday, 20 September 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

megalolz

― harbl madness (latebloomer), Monday, 20 September 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs345.ash2/62511_432121195973_675375973_5549545_7803231_n.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 20 September 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― master of retardment (ENBB), Monday, 20 September 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

loooooool

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs607.snc4/58738_552213088555_17401756_32190831_2693372_n.jpg

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

vivitar ad blowing my mind
totally inspired by nothing less or more than valuable warehouse space full of 35mm cameras

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

(kind of lol but mostly sad. sorry.)

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

loooool @ ilxor's picture -- took me about three seconds to get the reference

― ☞ ☹ (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

you guys need your own board

― J0rdan S., Monday, 20 September 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

if my fellow ilxors cant get an I Love Football board off the ground I doubt anyone would be for an I Love Pitchfork Band-Related Jokes board d00d

― I'm just Grinderman, y'all never mind me (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

plus, you love a good BSS joke deep down

― I'm just Grinderman, y'all never mind me (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit - now i get the dog thing!

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha ;)

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

plus, you love a good BSS joke deep down

Buuuut -- BSS themselves are the joke, amirite?

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs391.snc3/23845_1366963020044_1410735762_1015269_2782954_n.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.mmo-symposium.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dune_witt.jpg

― dmr, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErlhXmMOFtI&feature=player_embedded

― harbl madness (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.phototheluxe.co.uk/images_crystal%5C23-sleutelhanger-zl-large-front.jpg
http://www.foremostcrystal.com/images/3dheadlg2_1_.gif

― MIA Deren Brown Sugar Ray Leonard Cohen Afterworld (admrl), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

^^wanted to give those as gifts for xmas one year (w/ my face in them) but theyre like $80 a pop

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

hmmm - do they only come with faces?

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

omg where can i buy

― balls, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SImydvoMhRI/AAAAAAAAAoE/2XrYlRUbhmM/s1600-h/93+brovuz+in+brew.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SImydvoMhRI/AAAAAAAAAoE/2XrYlRUbhmM/s1600-h/93+brovuz+in+brew.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

cheers

― sleep, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/2vhw293.jpg

― sleep, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

"Yeah that's right, I just took off my glasses and picked up a sword. You sure you want a piece of me?"

― Flailing Overnegged PUAing (Kerm), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

may have already been posted her, but seems appropriate to follow that up with
http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kug7wgrkcb1qzq52eo1_500.jpg

― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

haha i love that one

― sleep, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah that kid is all time.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://blacklab.visualsociety.com/files/2009/10/03.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/11l76yr.jpg

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

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