final lolution

gardening on salvia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlyXs8VZvo

lol @ the tags
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gardening on salvia divinorum to high tripping 20x balls deep talking the goat gods just want my garden look beautiful

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Hello. I am rich, and have the biggest computer. In addition to this, I also masturbate into the most expensive monogrammed towels you'll ever set your eyes upon. You can not even possibly compare to me. Good day.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQPESY-pndw

Go indie, folks. Jim Jones signing to a major after "We Fly High" was the dumbest fucking move.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 20 June 2008 00:29 (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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haha maybe he'll be crying too next year

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 20 June 2008 00:36 (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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BAWLLLIN!

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 20 June 2008 00:36 (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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Whiney were you waiting around a year and a half for someone to set you up for that "bawlin'" joke until you finally just set it up for yourself?

-- some dude, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:05 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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eat my shit.

this isn't the zing thread

plus I think my joke was better than the zing.

http://slayersiren.ytmnd.com/

i left that on for a few minutes, kinda soothing

plus I think my joke was better than the zing.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 20, 2008 12:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

it might've been, if you made the joke spontaneously at someone else's mention of Jim Jones, and if it was still 2006.

now it's the zing thread

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^^ please find on youtube

just like a calgon commercial i
really gotta get
up outta here
and go somewhere

-- forksclovetofu, Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:10 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

save this recording because
i'm never coming back home
baby i'm gone

-- lex pretend, Sunday, June 15, 2008 6:48 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

with this one and that one
by the pool
on the beach
in the street
heard y'all was - hold up, my phone's breakin' up, i'mma hang up and call the machine right back
i gotta get this off my mind

-- lex pretend, Sunday, June 15, 2008 6:53 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

gotta make that move
for somebody who
appreeeciates all the love i give

-- Surmounter, Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:24 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

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http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/1877360904_54c81c9469_m.jpgpretty poster Heave Ho
-- Lingbert, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:30 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link
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haha

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:35 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

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what makes you so sure that's me?

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:35 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

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Heave Ho is a feeling

-- Lingbert, Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:39 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

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hahaha

maybe that's not really him ;-)

BAN

@_@

girls are the atheists worst nightmare

-- and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:00 (5 hours ago) Link

moonship, this is close (maybe half a cigar): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuqWQjmM3Zg

LADY WHO ENSLAVED HER MAIDS, WHAT'S ON YOUR IPOD?

-- J0hn D., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

1) "I'm Enslaving My Maids" by Cannibal Corpse

-- J0hn D., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

moonship: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KORbwVdpzo

DAD: There we go. The beginning of the end... points to menu items spelled out in Spanish
ME: What, you can't put second languages on an IHOP menu? Guess we had better print the whole thing in Cherokee.
DAD: What's going to have then? A picture of an omlette with UGH underneath it?

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 11:41 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrZpZOPI0g0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhxW0ulSjFg

Pastagina is now open!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE VAGINA THE WORD

-- 404 Error: Page Not Found, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 8:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it's funny because somebody stated the obvious

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@;;@

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/742103427.html

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

* Location: St. Louis
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

-- zappi, Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:18 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

recipe for disasster

what happens when the mask chases u?

u must then find the keyhole or DIE

down w/the Doki Doki

oh my days

Dear Mr. $hort

The Game said on Facebook that you two are married. We need you to confirm that you are, in fact, married to The Game.

-- and what, Monday, July 7, 2008 3:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

15. vegans are allowed to eat hot dogs on the 4th of july

-- jergins, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 6:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.unitednuclear.com/nerd.gif

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^I'm not sure if this should maybe go in o_O posts

put that in funniest shit that has ever happened in the world thread

hate to be a killjoy, but:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp