posts very much in character

what is it with ppl wanting me to like be a man

― janice (surm), Monday, 9 August 2010 23:23 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark

<3

Where was that?

it was on the gay thread!

Haha, I must've missed it in all the shirtlessness.

using a hhellish'surf the nnett from atv in ur hotel room' conntraptoin, so not sticking round or anything. also on romantic weekend, so had to rn a bath and poour a triple whiskey to buy thisone mmessage fuck this keyboard sucks

donn't think posterrs that wind up other football posterrs shoudl be modss, happy with nominees, and not interreested mmy self ta fuck keyboard SUCKS

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:00 (4 minutes ago)

Two summers ago I was staying at a friend's house in his village outside Cambridge. He had a hunting license and a number of shotguns, and I agreed to go out shooting with him. On the first day I hit nothing save for a tin can. On the second day, we lay in wait in a copse until a plump woodpigeon sat athwart an overhead branch. I brought it down with one blast and wrung its neck before stuffing it into my jacket. Later that evening we would eat its breast, fried and then halved, over toast. But what stays from me particularly was what happened shortly afterwards. An oncoming rustle from a hedgerow alerted me to some impending beast. Yet I was stayed from cocking my gun - lack of hunter's instinct perhaps - as then a bright fox burst from the grasses and stood not three yards away. We contemplated one another and then the fox set off in a straight line away from me, at no more than a brisk trot. My friend had spoken of a local fox who had long eluded his sights - perhaps this was the very one - anyhow, I cocked my gun, raised it to my shoulder as instructed, took aim at the target from a distance of approximately thirty to forty feet, and fired. I am not sure what force tilted my arm that day, but the fox, intact, veered back into the undergrowth, and barring a subsequent half-hearted crack at a flying pheasant that naturally also missed, I have never fired a weapon since. Indeed, I am grateful that I never did hit that fox, for foxes are magnificent animals, dear to me since early youth, and I would hate to have slain some beast I wasn't even intending to eat. The pigeon? It is done, and it will not be done again.

― acoleuthic, Sunday, October 3, 2010 12:01 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

:D

was technically on 77 but I don't mind tbh

o_O

On the second day, we lay in wait in a copse until a plump woodpigeon sat athwart an overhead branch. I brought it down with one blast and wrung its neck before stuffing it into my jacket. Later that evening we would eat its breast, fried and then halved, over toast. But what stays from me particularly was what happened shortly afterwards...

hound of the baskervilles kinda shit

wowwwwwwww

oh good lord

classic post

altho you could argue that any l0u1s jagg3r post involving him and one other dude that doesn't end in masturbation is not 'very much in character'

great post

xpost tbh i kept waiting for it to turn a bit homo

The comic strip should have ended with Cathy rejecting the need for a man and committing herself to smashing the state.

― banaka, Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:01 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also, this sock is boring as shit

bad combination of feminism and anarchism in that post

stopped reading the lj post at "athwart"

loool

In general, how nervous are you while waiting for the STD test results? [Started by Tuomas in October 2010, last updated 18 seconds ago by kenan on I Love TMI] 2 new answers POLL closes: October 13 (in 1 week)

great post

xpost tbh i kept waiting for it to turn a bit homo

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 October 2010 21:52 (2 days ago)
http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/f/fast_show_ted_ralph.jpg

x-post lol

also RALPH and TED!! <3

To what extent is LJ's life 'Ralph: The Early Years'?

let's not go too far downt the road with this one, lest ye start casting an oirish ted.

i can well believe they're horrendous live but who cares about that.

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 11 October 2010 23:51 (Yesterday)

bad combination of feminism and anarchism in that post

― J0rdan S., Monday, October 4, 2010 9:02 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

These two are not mutually exclusive. We are sorry if our rhetoric has been poor as of late; we have some exciting new propaganda coming your way this fall!

itt we anticipate exciting new propaganda from banaka

So the textual base of "Celestial Excursions" is sort of old people muttering? I'm there.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:48 (1 year ago) Bookmark

from fb

(ENBB) shared 35 Sad Pugs In Costumes · about a week ago

Listen Hoos those 35 pugs were something special, OK? ;p

never, ever cease the pug onslaught, enbb!

it was very convenient to see them all in one place, that was very considerate on enbb's part

i welcomed them

the new ke$ha & new katy perry singles are so much better than this tho

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 23 October 2010 07:49 (8 hours ago)

better than being face down in a pile of shit

how is that in character!!

literally the first time i've said a good word about ke$ha

in reference to far east movement i think that most ppl would agree w/ me

ha hey be happy someone thinks you have a discernible posting style

lol

practice makes perfect

We have "Legend Pasta" (chicken, tinned tomatoes, pasta - nothing else). "Klankton Dinner" (kievs and rice with optional peas). "Nommos Boncheros" (misreading of Huevos Rancheros). The first two are named after people I used to live with and the default food they ate when I lived with them.

― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:25 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how is that in character!!

literally the first time i've said a good word about ke$ha

― J0rdan S., Sunday, October 24, 2010 12:17 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

whatever it just is and u know it. u and ur katy. and u said something else about kesha i know, i saw it.

<3 <3 <3 <3

Reminder: she's topless in White Men Can't Jump

― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, November 15, 2010 7:31 PM Bookmark

you're all fucking doing this wrong

― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 04:57 (3 hours ago)

ha ha, perfect screen name for posting here too

pashmina do you have a problem with me; if so, state

i'll jump in: you can be a teensy bit touchy

keep it real u all

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZStMaj2L2M/R077gDqIBkI/AAAAAAAACjA/0wB8HmT3YGY/s400/Bossy.jpg Louis. It can be somewhat grating. Also, a teensy bit touchy.