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Pavement :: Pitchfork as Sgt. Pepper :: Rolling Stone

hands up if you're surprised by any of this...

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 3 September 2010 21:32 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hands up if you're tired of shitty analogies

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 September 2010 21:34 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was just thinking about this on my way to lunch and then typed it up when i got home, eesh

― miccio kurihara (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:30 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They don't have wifi at subway yet?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:32 PM (4 days ago)

never gonna get old

I want to make some kind of bird/bush/hand joke but... argh.

― The Jung Ones (Trayce), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:21 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:46 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What are you, twelve?

― The Jung Ones (Trayce), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:53 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ effective zing because kelpolaris is most likely twelve

IQ, anyway

oh snap

<3

that "loser" song. i remember that from when it came out! absolutely dreadful. it's like a fucking parody of every socially inept indie mumble there's every been! "i'm a loser so why don't you kill me?" - OK THEN, happily!

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Friday, September 3, 2010 3:34 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Rap? More like CRAP!

― symsymsym, Friday, September 3, 2010 3:52 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ effective zing because kelpolaris is most likely twelve

Lollll thats precisely why I said it =)

The reason I like this idea for a poll is it bolsters my already strong conviction that I don't really wanna write about music that's less than 10 years old anymore. A couple of years out, all these songs pretty much sound like shit to me. Fuck you and your debut. Wake me up when your fifth album drops.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Sunday, September 12, 2010 4:59 PM

i think its cool that not only do u listen to 10+ year old music, but you make 10+ year old arguments too

― *sets trend* (deej), Sunday, September 12, 2010 5:00 PM Bookmark

ha!

tight zing

hoooooooooooooot

hahaha

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goodnight

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good formatting

― banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://twitter.com/50cent/status/24512538825

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg

wau congradulation 50 cent

u_u

this is schoolyard stuff, kanye getting sonned by the crim kids

really we shouldn't approve

not sure that's a zing? 50's mom is dead too, you know

yeah that's how i took it
i think whiney just thought that cuzza dom's tweet

shiv hidden in an olive branch, kanye best advised to ignore

but that's the sort of paranoid mentality you get growing up in areas like ilx

i dont think he was dissing

50 zings are usually sharper than that

yeah, 50 is a v zingy dude when he's up for it

delete this thread, i have random outbursts of "i think im funny" which has been recently provoked by my arm breaking and thus vicodon/pain-killer prescriptions off the hizzy, whereas i laugh at everything i say like i am now. haha... i said hizzy.

― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:19 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm sorry to hear that you were born with a broken arm, kelpolaris.

― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:31 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha damn

Ca. 300 Finnish Jews fought in the War alongside the German Army[3][4]. The field synagogue operated by the Finnish army was probably a unique phenomenon in Europe.

Guess they didn't have Google then either.

― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 2:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

wow wow wow wow

:O

Yeah, except Tuomas' statement was actually reasonable, fleshed out, and didn't really require any googling. I think PP had been waiting to use that one and may have been a little too quick on the zing.

zing analysis

omg

i don't get the google zing - t wasn't even asking anything?

neither were the swiss

i wonder if there's a certain kind of person who really gets no enjoyment from popular entertainment that creates the experience of a broader (invisible) community. like listening to radio DJs take callers, or watching sports games with the same announcers day-to-day, or watching sitcoms with laugh tracks.

I don't enjoy any of these things, mostly because they're just so goddamn boring and repetitive and predictable, they just make my eyes glaze over

also I am a jerk

― Gene Shalit in a Child's Sailor Hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, September 24, 2010 3:39 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I guess you don't enjoy your own posts either.

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, September 24, 2010 3:40 PM (4 hours ago)

ME-OWWWWW

this trife/$$ dude really is a farkin twunt, t'aint he?

-- 0", Sunday, February 8, 2004 11:22 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

has morbius moved onto "and twunt" yet?

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 1:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

morbius can move on?

― and what, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 1:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

::wheelchair joke::

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 1:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

I don't think ILX has been this collectively wrong since the grime blog era.

― srsly dudes pastiche aesthetic + amiable nihilism (Display Name), Saturday, 2 October 2010 08:37 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't think my dick has been this collectively in your mom since the grime slag era.

― world class wrecking (crüt), Saturday, 2 October 2010 09:25 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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J0rdan, if u wanna resurrect zings at me from 2+ years ago, we are gonna hafta rassle.

::arthritis joke::

'hafta rassle'? is that ebonics?

it's how they settled differences in the picture shows

or me and Abe Lincoln after the railsplitting contest

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n

should be a poll

i'm gonna add another layer to deej's "CORDIALLY... PUNCH?!" wacky juxtapositions = hacky improv humor theory and point out that "douchebag" is like circa 2003 internet funny

― dro™ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:36 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the 2010 equiv of douchebag whiney?

― dayo, Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he hasn't changed much tbf

― MEMES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS @ l0u1s jagg3rhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGDUMPLINGS! [.] I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX (acoleuthic), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

i'd understand why shitty posters would want their name google-bleeped, but never understood how anything bad could befall people knowing that nitsuh abebe is remarkably otm with everything he says

― gr80 antebellum (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:00 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'd understand why shitty posters would want their name google-bleeped,

rly cool cause one time I saw p@rts & lab0r and to be honest it wasn't that great a show and you were mean to me at the merch table. ok well not mean but it was pretty obvious after I'd been talking to you for fifteen minutes that you were brushing me off. then you guys broke up but do you have an extra track for a tape-only comp I'm putting out? I can't pay anything and won't send you a copy and will smear your name if you so much as suggest I've been anything but awesome to you, but you should send me a track. you guys were awesome! anyway what I was wanting to tell you was I read your twitter thing, and I RTd a lot of your posts but you never even RTd mine, what's that about? when I was following you from like early on? can't even believe that shit man. what comes around goes around. hey I'm dj'ing a party next weekend though and you should come. my number's 917555WICH, I tried to get 917WTCHOUS but they said no numbers with WTC. double tee eff more like, right? Ha. You gotta go to the bathroom? Cool, me too. Seriously though, were these the only P&L releases: [lists, accurately, entire P&L discography; removes penis from pants, urinates into urinal while continuing monologue) Yeah I have all those. Well I "have" 'em, hah, I think the only one I actually own is the R1se, R1se, R1se split on N@rnack. I used to know the guy who runs N@nack, what a cool dude! He gave me that R1se, R1se, R1se split. At this party we were both at. Cool guy, right? Well I mean you'd know, you worked with him. Man! I saw you at Brownie's. Do you play cross-stick? I tried for a while but I think I'd probably be better on keyboards. Buncha good keyboard-based bands around here lately. you wanna spin at my party? we have ten dj's already, mostly friends, but it's going to be awesome.

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:26 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cool post, ilxor

― gr80 antebellum (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:28 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink