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I'm sad for that cat So undignified.

one of my two cats has an extremely dense coat. If not for the kitty-cat buzz cut, both of our lives would be completely miserable in the dead of summer. He is def willing to forsake fashion for comfort & his coat is pretty much completely back to normal w/in a few months.

Sun Tea (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

light is out in my bedroom so ive been sleeping on the half-couch in the living room w/ a crate for my feet bcuz i have high ceilings & moving shit around in my room to replace the lightbulb would take too much work

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

there is nothing more conducive to dirt bag style living than knowing that you're only gonna be in the place for 3 or 4 months

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i've actually managed to get super-organized and clean since i started this thread - to the point where i'm bordering on adrian monk type behavior - but since i got puppy it's definitely back to DBS

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 27 August 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

my fridge:

3 large bags of carrots over a month old
1 empty jar of salsa
1 less empty jar of salsa
1 tupperware of moldy leftovers
1 carton of shriveled up mushrooms
1 dried up half onion

little else

peacocks, Friday, 27 August 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

so many banh mi sandwich crumbs in my work keyboard

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I brought some q tips to work cuz my keyboard was starting to freak me out.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't feel like doing laundry so I washed my socks and undies in the sink

lolol ferrari (corey), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i tip mine over and tap out the crumbs every now and then its always a little depressing

kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahhhhh last two posts

mh, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Picturing gbx tapping the crumbs out of his socks and undies

Uhhhhh

mh, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ahhhhh

erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a pleased "ahhhhh"

lolol ferrari (corey), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

my driver's side window hasn't rolled up in a year and a half

Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 December 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

my pits smell.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

...good?

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't personally mind it, but it's there. kinda like weed mixed with old laundry.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah I kinda like my own b.o. :|

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://image60.webshots.com/160/8/59/83/465685983UeldXa_ph.jpg

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

aww that s sad that icture is awesz

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

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scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

awww too s mall

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

yay!!!!

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

luv her

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

best budz!

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scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

never ban scott seward

u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Sunday, 19 December 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

thi s iz 4 gradee

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scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

thanking u scott seward

u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

this is 4 u scott seward
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u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Monday, 20 December 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

oops:
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u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

coasted into a gas station this morning as my engine died after chugging on its last few drops of gas.

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

that's pretty heroic

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

have done this before! it's such a relief.

tehresa, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i unfortunately have had to walk down the freeway offramp blocks from my house.

jaxon, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i once put my last $2 into a gas tank to keep from it dying before i got home lol

TTDeej (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

cereal for dinner...again

zingstreet (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Used to have a 1990 Crown Victoria station wagon with a broken gas gauge. Coasted on fumes many times, and schlepped with a gas tank to the nearest station many more. :|

corey, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

coasted into a gas station this morning as my engine died after chugging on its last few drops of gas.

I had a car die on the way to trading it in at the dealer for credit on the new car I was getting. they deducted the price of the tow and my trade-in ended up being like 60 bucks.

dmr, Friday, 13 May 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"cleaning out my car" before giving someone a ride = throwing all contents of front and back seat (mostly burrito wrappers, paper cups and worn blazers) in the trunk.

gr8080, Saturday, 14 May 2011 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god, I do that too

I think it's been almost a couple years since my car's been near a vacuum cleaner and there's still some sand from the winter on the floor. I just dumped the mats out every couple months during the winter.

mh, Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

no gas for my cooker and no money right now to get some. have been eating noodles with microwaved water for the past week....

Michael B, Monday, 16 May 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

you are all savages

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

too lazy to cut a bagel in half so I just put some cream cheese on top.

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol in the past week i have torn bagels in to smaller pieces and dipped them in cream cheese, pita & hummus style

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

feel like i'm seeing & raising y'all, cinnamon & raisining y'all, by having slept with a duvet and its sheet as separate entities for the past few nights instead of getting around to fitting the sheet.

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

Not even, unless you took them off the dog's bed or something? The other week while my room was under construction I took all my good bedding off, and slept under one odd sheet folded in half on a bare mattress, with a wadded up towel for a pillow. Got cold in mid of night so I dragged the dirty mattress pad out of laundry and stretched it over me as insulation.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

I was p sad, though, and wondered what I did wrong to end up there. Def felt like the princess of all the castles a few days later when the sanding was done and I put sheets back on bed.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

ha. that sounds like camping style

jaxon, Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

took sheets off my bed to wash em, realized I didn't have quarters and haven't put the sheet back on my bed

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link


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