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According to reports collected over more than 30 years, hundreds of farmers and laborers have suffered unnecessary amputations of their limbs, degloving (removing of the skin and tissue) of their arms and hands, and death

1) i would hate to think about NECESSARY amputations that were performed using a hay baler

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"

― joygoat, Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"

gis doesn't disappoint

― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― cutty, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

day ruined

― cutty, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

jesus. the very first one hits the ball right out of the park and the rest don't let up.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

time for fetal position.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

apologies for the anti-lols

― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

Why do I never have will power when I really need it?

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

degloving gis + cutty's youtube playing in the background

― dayo, Friday, 27 August 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

feel like we need to do a t/s between cutty's music video and the ambiguously gay japanese crimefighting duo vehicle thingy

― dayo, Friday, 27 August 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

somehow managing to stop from gis'ing degloving
i think the last time I couldn't keep from looking was "harlequin baby" and I learned my lesson then.

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

OH MY GOD I JUST GISD HARLEQUIN BABY AAAAAAAAA

― gr8080, Friday, 27 August 2010 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

idgi?

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/139/8/5/Baby_Harley_Quinn____by_ghost_of_dreams.jpg

― dayo, Friday, 27 August 2010 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

GIS WTF

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 27 August 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Oh God, harlequin babies! So sad. :(

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

Hey ladies, want a raise? Better make sure to wash your vaginas on the big day!!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs394.snc4/45698_465662301067_727781067_6876831_6003862_n.jpg

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

good advice even if you don't want a raise!

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

Well she is working on the XXX project.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

x-post Actually it's not. Douching is really pretty bad for vaginal health and it's totally unnecessary.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

But that's by the by really. I'd just like to see the ad for a dude urging him to wash his stinky balls before any important work negotiations.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

That is some of the most gauche copywrighting I've ever seen, though to be fair, it's not douche just fancy external pussy-wash for the more susceptible/soft-headed.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

could use a reminder every now and again tbh

― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

PowerMan's Ball Bath and Taint Scrub - Never let'em see you sweat!

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

Ha, I didn't actually read into the article, and as an english male I still don't really know what this american douche thing is or whatever. just meant, you know, have a clean vagina.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

OK fair point Michael but Summer's Eve do make douche so I associate them with that automatically. Separate special external pussy wash in pastel colored packaging specifically targeting ladies who think they're not so fresh or whatever is still pretty unnecessary imo.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

advertising in advertising something unecessary shocker

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

If I smell weird bathroom perfume type smells emanating from a girls crotchular region, I'm going to find that even less appetizing.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

It's kind of the equivalent of putting mango/hibiscus lipgloss on and hoping it improves your breath.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

Don't ask me how I know about that, btw.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

lol I didn't mean to turn lols thread into the Dos and Don'ts of female genital hygiene although I will happily start an ILTMI thread for that if you're curious. I just think it's odd, ridiculous, and pretty damn funny that SE choose this particular angle for a print ad.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

"i hear tell the vagina-havers are in fact employed these days. can we use this?"

― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

haha

― horseshoe, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

Their website is a lol fucking minefield of insecurity and bullshit.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

I should take some pictures of the lactacyd ads I see around here

― dayo, Saturday, 28 August 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

I like step 7 though, it's CYA for "no we're not actually suggesting that you straddle your boss's face so that he'll give you a raise"

― dayo, Saturday, 28 August 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcgVUtojg68

― joygoat, Saturday, 28 August 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ summer's eve ad

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 August 2010 10:47 (fifteen years ago)

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"
gis doesn't disappoint

!!!DO Not GIS!!!

(yikes)

― Sun Tea (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 August 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xrvWHaa8EQ&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 August 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr.com

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― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

soooo classic

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://carlosmiller.com/2010/08/27/horny-videographer-ruins-nyc-photo-shoot/

The action starts a little after the 2:50 mark.

― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

see ya goober!

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

"The model and her entourage"

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

YES to the Maury ones.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 29 August 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bri7B9Tk1qbipv3o1_500.png

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l664fnYU2s1qbwyip.gif

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)

i told grady that he should be proud of himself cuz a lot of this blog is very post-three frames

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.crushi.com/SportsLe/thumbnails/DCP_0822_JPG_jpg.jpg

― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qyp2L7Xd1qbipv3o1_500.gif

― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

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