Damage ContrLOLz

well done: http://gawker.com/5620109/here-are-the-ten-funniest-jokes-in-all-of-britain-explained

I think the Frederic Names explanation may be apocryphal...

lolz in 2 movements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Hp5SyObP8&feature=player_embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_8SafV-Mu8

bus girl is awesome

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7nbrgrm9V1qajg12o1_500.jpg

kinda nsfw, you see a man's butt for a sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Co6GAaXFw

holy shit

amazing

omg looooool

Best noize baord LOLZ post in years.

i'm gonna buy two of whatever it ends being viral marketing for. hoping miniwheats

i was gonna say; doing that with a real haybaler would kill u
then i realized i was a pedantic killjoy

how does a haybaler even work?

given the straight edges of the hay bale i imagine some sort of cutting takes place

A type of baler which is less common today in some places but which is still prevalent in many countries such as New Zealand and Australia to the exclusion of large bales produces small rectangular (often called "square") bales. Each bale is about 15 in x 18 in x 40 in (40 x 45 x 100 cm). The bales are wrapped with two, three, or sometimes four strands of knotted twine. The bales are light enough for one person to handle, about 45 to 60 inches (1.1 to 1.5 m).

To form the bale, the material to be baled, (which is often hay or straw) in the windrow is lifted by tines in the baler's pickup. This material is then dragged or augered into a chamber that runs the length of one side of the baler. A combination plunger and knife moves back and forth in the front end of this chamber. The knife, positioned just ahead of the plunger, cuts off the material at the spot where it enters the chamber from the pickup. The plunger rams the material rearwards, compressing it into the bales. A measuring device measures the amount of material that is being compressed and, at the appropriate length it triggers the mechanism (the knotter) that wraps the twine around the bale and ties it off. As the next bale is formed the tied one is driven out of the rear of the baling chamber onto the ground or onto a special wagon hooked to the rear of the baler. This process continues as long as there is material to be baled, and twine to tie it with.

so basically some kid is going to try this and fucking die

http://www.farminjuryblog.com/2009/07/articles/hay-balers/hay-balers-the-most-dangerous-farm-machine/

i'm excited about exploring this blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYwlNtb4168

According to reports collected over more than 30 years, hundreds of farmers and laborers have suffered unnecessary amputations of their limbs, degloving (removing of the skin and tissue) of their arms and hands, and death

1) i would hate to think about NECESSARY amputations that were performed using a hay baler

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"

gis doesn't disappoint

omg

day ruined

jesus. the very first one hits the ball right out of the park and the rest don't let up.

time for fetal position.

apologies for the anti-lols

Why do I never have will power when I really need it?

degloving gis + cutty's youtube playing in the background

feel like we need to do a t/s between cutty's music video and the ambiguously gay japanese crimefighting duo vehicle thingy

somehow managing to stop from gis'ing degloving
i think the last time I couldn't keep from looking was "harlequin baby" and I learned my lesson then.

OH MY GOD I JUST GISD HARLEQUIN BABY AAAAAAAAA

idgi?

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/139/8/5/Baby_Harley_Quinn____by_ghost_of_dreams.jpg

GIS WTF

Oh God, harlequin babies! So sad. :(

Hey ladies, want a raise? Better make sure to wash your vaginas on the big day!!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs394.snc4/45698_465662301067_727781067_6876831_6003862_n.jpg

good advice even if you don't want a raise!

Well she is working on the XXX project.

x-post Actually it's not. Douching is really pretty bad for vaginal health and it's totally unnecessary.

But that's by the by really. I'd just like to see the ad for a dude urging him to wash his stinky balls before any important work negotiations.

That is some of the most gauche copywrighting I've ever seen, though to be fair, it's not douche just fancy external pussy-wash for the more susceptible/soft-headed.

could use a reminder every now and again tbh

xp

PowerMan's Ball Bath and Taint Scrub - Never let'em see you sweat!

Ha, I didn't actually read into the article, and as an english male I still don't really know what this american douche thing is or whatever. just meant, you know, have a clean vagina.

OK fair point Michael but Summer's Eve do make douche so I associate them with that automatically. Separate special external pussy wash in pastel colored packaging specifically targeting ladies who think they're not so fresh or whatever is still pretty unnecessary imo.

advertising in advertising something unecessary shocker

If I smell weird bathroom perfume type smells emanating from a girls crotchular region, I'm going to find that even less appetizing.

It's kind of the equivalent of putting mango/hibiscus lipgloss on and hoping it improves your breath.

Don't ask me how I know about that, btw.

lol I didn't mean to turn lols thread into the Dos and Don'ts of female genital hygiene although I will happily start an ILTMI thread for that if you're curious. I just think it's odd, ridiculous, and pretty damn funny that SE choose this particular angle for a print ad.

"i hear tell the vagina-havers are in fact employed these days. can we use this?"