Damage ContrLOLz

yep, same here, my "friends" are always like "we miss you son, why don't you return our calls"

3 of the responses were from ILX people.

i posted it and said "i wrote this song" and then these models came over and had a threesome with me

riding the literacywave

and onto my facewave it goes

thamedusa
1 hour ago
i can't help but imagine fat children jumping up and down in slo-motion to this while eating subway sammitches... :D

lol I posted reading rainslow, too

as a child i desperately wanted a reading rainbow to sweep over me and transform me into an astronaut

Hey I remember that show. I guess we had it in the UK too.

But you guys didn't have Dogtanian and The Three Muskethounds, at least not according to my wife

The first few seconds of Reading Rainslow remind me of Gong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLKOkXopRxg&feature=player_embedded#at=85

I lolled at this. Hate the laugh track tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mepAAApvh4&feature=player_embedded

I've been to THE COOL CHURCH before!!

god, they used to have the most insane TV commercials back in the 90's but i cant find any on youtube!!!!!!! like that clip^^ doesnt do it any justice.

i did find this though: http://www.thecoolchurch.com/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/AppLogic+FTContentServer?pagename=FaithHighway/10000/8000/230TU/welcome

the one time i went it was crazy-- pastor dude had a mullet that was like flat top + buzzed sides + long blond curtain in the back. they do 100% original music that was super weird and amateur but everyone was way into it. they had the lyrics up on a big projection screen with badass backgrounds of lightening and stuff, interspersed with live footage of other mullet dudes taking guitar solos and stuff (this was 10 years ago so it was maybe a little more impressive/wow these guys really care about "technology" than today). the pastor dude plays drums and he sat on this huuuuge drum platform like 7 steps up above the rest of the band. i think he's a bit of an egomaniac. i felt more than once like i was at the Church Of the Mullet Pastor not a christian church.

oh yeah also he had an electric drum kit with real cymbals. like waaaaay too many cymbals that he hardly ever used.

the day i was there he was preaching on some old testament story about some guys who got drunk once and saw some visions. after 15 tedious minutes on pointless etymology he took a 90 degree turn and started preaching about how getting drunk was bad. he wrapped the whole thing up with a video clip (5 years before youtube and still early days of DVDs) of this Cosby Show episode. It was the one where Cliff and Clair leave town and Theo throws a kegger and Cliff gives him a lecture at the end. he was very somber when discussing the consequences Theo had to deal with as a result of getting drunk.

more like The Co_Ol Church amirite.

http://wildcat.arizona.edu/2.2258/catnip-1.170786

Holy Crap: The Cool Church

Taking on Tucson's "The Cool Church" is kinda like beating a dead horse - then again, I don't like horses that much. Recently the local press has reamed Tucson Community Church founding pastor David McAllister for his claims that homosexuality reduces life-expectancy by more than 30 years and for his church services that are more like gay-bashing rock concerts (...funny, and I thought Jesus told us to "love one another").

But "The Cool Church" wasn't that much of a problem until it started flooding local airwaves with idiotic commercials. Shot in the McAllister's living room, the church's 30-second spot features the frantic pastor shaking a golf club, jocularly threatening to bash his big-screen TV in the name of God. Even more intimidating than his forced charisma is his attire. Wearing a polo shirt three sizes too small tucked into his jeans (sans belt), the muscle-bound pastor (equipped with a puka shell necklace and bleached-blond hair) looks more like a '90s frat boy than anything that should be associated with the words "cool" or "church."

Besides, going to church is suppose to be boring and painful. If God wanted church to be fun, he would have had Jesus die doing something chic, like bungee jumping or overdosing on drugs.

hahaha awesome

being nailed to shit is pretty hardcore tho

i know most ppl dont think """mashups""" are very lol but feeling AND loling this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGoo9VzNos&feature=player_embedded#!

http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpghttp://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpghttp://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpghttp://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpg

x-post - OK I am also loling and loving Invisible Gurls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ

THE WILD WOMEN
THE WILD WOMEN
THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'
THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=amanda3949&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&which=negative&interval=365&_trkparms=negative_365

O_O

animal surf shorts

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2010-08/khaan-plate.jpg

i lold

more ugandan film preview madness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PobjfA9sg
^was sent to me with the subject "guy turns into satan and satan turns into a water bottle"

http://cgi.ebay.com/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-Spell-Cast-Powerful-Wiccan-Witch-/220496575102?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0#ht_6847wt_1165

mildly nsfw

Seriously inquiries only please.

otm

But you guys didn't have Dogtanian and The Three Muskethounds, at least not according to my wife

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dunno about UK but we had it

i can vouch

fell off in a big way after series one imo

"musket"?

of course we got dogtanian and the 3 musketeers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6kJnduB4L4

Quite a few of these out there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-LzyvQ_jBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPtz7wVDHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldPQLtp70Qg

and count on you to find all of them i guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glii-kazad8

xp, there's more; those are highlights
i can't help it that this is all i do, dude

dyao otm

I feel bad about laughing at that dog

i dont think the dog minds

yeah, but it's sort of equivalent to laughing at a dog with a cone around it's head trying to eat something off the floor

nah, the dog with a cone isn't having fun.

ws btw

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy331/anago/shitters_full.jpg