zing

i bet it was plastic bertrand!

I am over 25 and I can and I do. I dunno there's just something about the squeeky cleanliness + preachiness + ugly sweaters that just makes me go uhhhhhh ... Fresh Prince reminds me of when hip-hop was in a weird transition state between being goofy and threatening/underground and pop. Although tbh if either are on TV I don't ever stop to watch them. Unless Carlton is dancing.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:30 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I mean Fresh Prince would have Jazzy Jeff on. Cosby would bring on Dizzy Gillespie and then make some speech about black history and the civil rights movement zzzzzzzzzz

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:32 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Maybe you should have paid attention

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:33 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolz @ "pac's old group" - dude was a dancer with a couple guest verses

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

oh you got me shakey mo i dont know anything about pac

-- and what, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:18 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

man yr bitchy today

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:25 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

how did you react when tupac died, shakey?!?

-- Eisbaer, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:29 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

"today"

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif white guy with dreadlocks http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

-- and what, Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

you know you can change that to just "friends" or "friends of friends" (latter option makes the most sense)

-- s1ocki, Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you can also join the world of adults and stop using facebook

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

paperthinskin?

V. subtle:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RZZP0V0EL._SS500_.jpg

I've bought three of my last four girlfriends this book.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 11:55 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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(.......)

four?

-- the pinefox, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 11:56 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh goodness. Having conservative views on immigration is not the same as being a racist. It usually means that you're overly attached to romantic notions of when/where you grew up, and that you're not very good at coping with change.

-- Emily S., Friday, 4 April 2008 21:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

and that youre racist

-- John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:37 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

"romantic notions of when/where you grew up" = FOND THOUGHTS OF A TIME AND PLACE WITH NO CHICANOES

haha i wonder how that would change if a poll were made today

-- deej, Friday, April 4, 2008 11:04 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

why don't you make one, idiot

-- El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 11:08 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

then we can discover the amazing fucking answer

-- El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 11:08 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

amazing

murderah

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http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/images/10/1086031462.jpg

"But it's not going to tear down ILX either. Some folks need a place by themselves to talk about the corns on their feet without everyone butting in with zings, or with non sequiters about the weather, or with someone coming on asking "What are these 'corns' you speak of on your feet? I thought corn was a vegetable.""

five point palm exploding heart technique zing on tuomas from pleasant plains on that hot mess that is the secret board thread.

this is almost the best introduction thread imaginable

-- Just got offed, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:18 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

i guess you're excepting your own.

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:24 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

So basically Obama hates white people and himself for being half-white.

So he wants to take his guilt-trip out on America by becoming president.

-- Colin_C., Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:58 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hows that rap career comin colin

-- max, Sunday, April 13, 2008 6:26 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hey vg++ your reading comprehension is ex and your screen name is m

-- moonship journey to baja, Friday, April 11, 2008 5:40 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

"I for one" - surely the most overused example of tautology ever?

-- Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, April 17, 2008 9:26 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

So says the split personality dude.

-- Matt DC, Thursday, April 17, 2008 9:26 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

hollerboard thread re: this song = pure comedy!

-- jaime, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 6:00 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

do you, or perhaps alex in baltimore, have a link?

-- deej, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 6:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

I thought people on this board would be interested to know that it looks like some one put another Baile Funk comp out on wax. I bought mine from Turn Table Lab and its pretty dope. I know a while back people were asking about where they could buy this music and it looks like some one pressed these up.
check it out here; www.flaminhotz.com

Well just a friendly post and back to reading about Sly vs. the Beatles.

-- Dj Icey Mike (Dj Icey Mike), Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

will check that out. omg, baile funk is so the new hottness.

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (Wrinklepaws), Friday, September 22, 2006 11:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

that could easily be a zing to himself

I don't know Surmounter but I am glad & touched to be in agreement with her (assuming it's a her).

-- the pinefox, Monday, April 28, 2008 3:46 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

::)

I'm sorry people think I'm "butthurt" and a "grudgeful psycho" just because I don't take kindly to my favourite message board being gradually ruined by sarcastic wankers. Maybe I should of just not bothered.

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:04 AM (2 hours ago)

you're right, you really shouldn't have

-- electricsound, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:09 AM (2 hours ago)

people who have never had the privilege of watching the actual "legitimate" doling out of government outsourcing deals are talking straight out of their idealist asses here

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:04 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

like I said, I deal with the process all the time, although primarily at the local and state level

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:06 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

It's May 2008! WDYLL?

wooooow

hahhaa

i cant comprehend the opinion that CHA weren't consistent

-- deej, Monday, May 5, 2008 6:29 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Good for you. When you can find someone who said that on this thread, I'm sure you'll let us know.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, May 5, 2008 7:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

haaaaaaa

it might be time to reevaluate things if you're getting murked by bozelka

nearly all of your posts to that thread merit a repress over here, but I enjoyed it, especially "meGAYman more like"
that is exactly the level of effort invested in wind-ups that a video game list thread demands and not a whit more
you nailed the tone perfectly

-- El Tomboto, Monday, May 5, 2008 3:28 PM (Yesterday)

TL;DR

-- DG, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 5:52 AM (5 hours ago)

eh, lazing at best.

Because I'm always about the self-zing:

Its a new moon (ie dark moon). /hippy

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

so when does the skyeclad dancing start

-- electricsound, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:53 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

In yer dreams, pally-o.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:10 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not you

-- electricsound, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:12 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

RSA SecureID Pissing Contest

I now have two of these fuckin' things. Luckily for me RSA figured nobody would have more than one so I have to remember to check the serial # on the back to make sure that I use the one ending in 510 for my employer intranet and the one that doesn't end in 510 for the incident response portal!

Bitches! I rule!

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Are you lonely?

-- [use of street parade as pivotal set piece] (nordicskilla), Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:12 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

"damn i'm cold" is a much better single

-- chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 1:32 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i'm not an A&R man so i couldn't tell you

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 1:34 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"are you lonely" is pretty classic.

ugh deeznuts stfu youre not gonna get anybody off ilx to marry you by pretending to care about a dog in a gif

-- and what, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:39 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

great work by EP. deserves to be crossposted to LOL thread but i'm too lazy.

also to STFU thread. of course, i could've done that in the time it took to write this. funny how the world works.

maybe you should read up on hobos

This is like watching my college friend fite ;_;

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:14 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

friend singular?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:18 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I spoke to [Lou Reed] on the phone a couple of days ago; he was as cantankerous as I'd been led to expect.

-- Stevie T, Sunday, 18 May 2008 15:11 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

well, calling someone in the middle of the night to sell time shares will do that

-- latebloomer, Sunday, 18 May 2008 15:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Get one new zing, that one has mould on it.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 08:01 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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kind of like your box

-- and what, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 14:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fat australian virgin considers normal-looking asian girl unacceptable to slang dick to film at 11

-- and what, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 18:16 (3 minutes ago) Link

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

fuck tom and his nu style of banning whatever he wants whenever he wants (sans admin log)

hey.. if i was a dude in his 30's, post failed marriage from an ilx chick, in a dead end job that never got laid, and had barely any irl friends i would love anonymously modding ilx too...

basically: this is the only thing dude has control of in his life.

even when he gets drunk he spends his time modding ilx. kinda sad.
fine.

you can say 6000 registered ilxors were good today but one of them that was actually totally cool, brought the lols and was a solid dude got banned for no reason was enough for me to say "fuck this shit"

tom millar obviously loves the "this is the thread where i say"
style of pussy ass bullshit posts that make ilx terrible. just see idiot thread board for that bullshit. its basically the same 4 ilxors talking about their bullshit lives that no one asked about plus tom telling us how wasted he is.

its like an episode of sex in the city with tom and ned adding in there 2 cents once in a while. wow what bunch of lols.

im not one to make a big post about leaving but fuck this shit. for reals. im leaving for gershy who is a real bro and "GOD FORBID!!!!" bumped threads that already existed....

this board is now just a bunch of rich college kids and dumb fat bitches (lets get real.... even the actual rock stars that post here are academic morons.) that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles. obviously tom wanted this. you can tell by his "dudes im totally wasted!" posts all over the dumb ass molify lingbert thread. so hay! you got what you wanted, tom!

i hope your life of never getting laid by anyone other than ally and being stuck in a dead end job is finally giving you what you wanted in life. everyone hates you btw. but hey as long as you rule who gives a fuck right?

-- chaki, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:41 (2 hours ago) Link

What is this all about and why is it on the Midnight Juggernauts thread?

if this "bro" thing is used as an excuse for this kind of behaviour, then I wouldn't want to be a bro.

-- Tuomas, Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:13 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it seems like noise has gone from being the board that started/prompted all this meta whiny shit to the only place on ILX you can escape it. good times.

my rent is 362.50

-- deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 07:13 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
who knew a room on sage francis nuts was so expensive

-- and what (ooo), Friday, 2 February 2007 07:17 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link