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forgot that noah was the only dude on god's earth not to have sex with DEMONS

"for example, they keep OIL in their LAMPS" SEXUAL

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

super cool that this guy's a catholic, i think?? end times thugs are usually from the evangelical/charismatic end. cool to me anyway.

― goole, Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://i29.tinypic.com/qohtn5.gif

― torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 August 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLVvJMKP9c

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Friday, 6 August 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

i want an mpc3k so bad

― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

I want to have a reason (and the strength) to pick up a street lamp.

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Friday, 6 August 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

i have watched that before. no more ludicrous than, say, streethawk or manimal

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 August 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/165245-1/Washing_machine_brick.gif

― pies. (gbx), Friday, 6 August 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

ha. not as cool as that, but in college, we had sort of a slum lord landlord. our washer broke and he left it at the top of a large staircase for a few months. finally when we were moving out, we all had an office space printer moment and kicked the shit out of that thing and it fell down 50some stairs. really satisfying

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4560/smasho1.gif

― jaxon, Friday, 6 August 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLOuUhEekyU

better stop filming the burglar to get this drunk guy o_O

― sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

just like the old dude in the fast show, the super long lead in to the inevitable disaster.

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1283/4663867844_0299c4804a.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 6 August 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― frap rock (crüt), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqUl1AUiSIw

― cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

xposts woops

― cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

LOl Meet Me On The Facebook

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

HotPie1138
16 minutes ago
MEE ME ON De FAE BOO

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://1.download.advertise.myspace.com/0a/94/91/16949109cee15e8714dbd06217d60c9e_final.jpg http://1.download.advertise.myspace.com/0c/1e/fa/bd1efa95d07b0c4102a4a25b22178e25_final.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 7 August 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S6mOBRi-Zk&feature=player_embedded

― caek boss (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 August 2010 07:43 (fifteen years ago)

This song is in response to Jon Lajoie's "Pedophile beards".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ

― cozen, Saturday, 7 August 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

been waiting for tmnt to come out for years tbh

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Sunday, 8 August 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

all the TMNT videos from that show are must see. holy shit.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~janicak/tmntnet2.mov

― am0n, Sunday, 8 August 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

"hey april, don't cut me no slack"

― am0n, Sunday, 8 August 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XydJx3zQ-w&feature=player_embedded

― caek boss (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

gotta love aliens that sound like a retired southern guidance counselor

― caek boss (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

i don't remember Turtles well enough to know what is happening at the end of TMNTijuana Bibles

― hoes on my jick 'cause i look like stephen malkmus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWUaH2mCt4

― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

Cool deer stealing wife

― pies. (gbx), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

stealing : humping :: tomayto : tomahto

― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

dude's lack of response makes it seem like he was expecting this sooner or later.

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

"If you love something, ~~let it get humped by a deer~~ set it free."

― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

tht deer's a viking at stealing wives

― cozen, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_cbbBv68fCZ4/RrfN8tZnxbI/AAAAAAAABKk/kESJEVRmwcI/Girl%27s+Love+Breakcore.jpeg

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

idgi

― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/09/flight-attendant-activates-exit-chute-after-dispute-at-j-f-k-then-flees/?src=tptw

― cutty, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

yes...what do you think about it?

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

hero

― cutty, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

oompa loompa

― jaxon, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/687/tumblrl6uzlw42nh1qb01n4.jpg

― del griffith, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVi12_o-llU&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

from latebloomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9AnwYi2Frk

― jaxon, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTaSR6ocSLo

― seger ros (crüt), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

LOLZ @ giant rude kid

― seger ros (crüt), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5zvwcsZkV1qcex8do1_500.jpg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68f85lSi61qzjrxco1_500.jpg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

back of neck reads "4 LIFE"

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

earth crisis wrote a song about that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnlXrTfMx-s

― am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

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