so she got the kids and you got ILX?
(sorry)
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
seriously though, hearing about that makes me really sad + scares me to death. hope you feel better soon. the holidays are the worst when you're feeling down.
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
We split the kids, I got the class clown who can't read and she got the moody goth.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
there's a lazy ILE zing in ther somewhere
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Tombot, did you read Charlie Wilson's War? When I sat thru the Sorkinized Tom Hanks adap last night, I imagined you screaming at the screen.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost, so many.
― caek, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I did not read Charlie Wilson's War, no. I can't actually remember what movie I last saw that pissed me off enough that I was cursing out loud in the theater. It may have been a while. But with regards to the book, I have been actively avoiding paying money to read stuff about the intelligence community's activities since about 2002, for probably the same reasons I was unable to get any enjoyment out of Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut while I was on active duty.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
e.g. it would just add to my daily frustration, and fuck that.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
well, I read it from the liberry. My fave part is that the CIA point man for Afghanistan was using black magic to curse his ex-boss. (He's Phil Seymour Hoffman in the film, the only good performance)
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i wonder how mr "greatest generation"'s political views factor into the movie
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I am also typically resentful of stories told with an air of smug hindsight, which I presume this has in spades
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
well, the book and film both end with rueful acknowledgments of, um, what the Afghans did with all that techno-weaponry we left behind -- more by dancing around it in the film -- but it's 100% at odds with what the film otherwise celebrates.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
is Ned Beatty not even any good?
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
He's in two rather undemanding scenes.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
(the film covers ten years in 97 minutes, about half of them devoted to Wilson's drink/drugs/broads lifestyle -- it's clearly been edited w/ a chainsaw)
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
dear tombot what is your favorite track on http://www.djassault.com/catalog/images/s1.jpg 1 DJ Assault Goin' Back To Kali 2 Cybotron Cosmic Raindance 3 DJ Assault Terrortec 4 Unknown Artist Enforcer 8 5 Unknown Artist I'm A Hoe 6 Unknown Artist Bass Bass!!! 7 Unknown Artist Happy And You Know It 8 Unknown Artist J.P. Live 9 DJ Assault Technofreak 10 Unknown Artist Hypnomania 11 Unknown Artist Elevator Up 12 Waxmaster* Big Booty Bitch 13 Unknown Artist Fire It Up 14 DJ Assault Wussup, Wussup 15 Unknown Artist Zodiac 16 Unknown Artist Raw Dog 17 Unknown Artist U Remind Me 18 Unknown Artist Moments In Club 19 Unknown Artist Freak 20 DJ Assault Disco Guitar (Remix) 21 Unknown Artist Hoodrat 22 Unknown Artist Suck It 23 Unknown Artist Dnop 24 Unknown Artist Teenie Weenie 25 95 South Heiny Heiny 26 Unknown Artist Doppler Effect 27 Unknown Artist Let Me Bang (Remix) 28 DJ Assault Crank Dis Mutha 29 Unknown Artist Outro (Remix) 30 Unknown Artist Seared 31 Splack Pack Scrub Da Ground 32 Unknown Artist 2 Much Booty 33 Unknown Artist Freak Dem Hoez 34 Unknown Artist Let Dem Hoez Fight 35 2 Live Crew, The Hoochie Mama 36 DJ Assault Now Whusup, Whusup 37 Unknown Artist Wake Up 38 Erik Travis Bounce That Booty 39 Alpha Team Speed (Hardcore) 40 Unknown Artist Madd Blunted 41 Steve Poindexter Work That Motha Fucker (Remix) 42 Unknown Artist Taxicab 43 Jaydee Plastic Dreams 44 Unknown Artist Mr. Drumbeat 45 Unknown Artist Blad Headed Bitch 46 DJ Milton Hit It From The Back 47 DJ Deeon Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya 48 Unknown Artist My Truck 49 Unknown Artist Cleptomaniac 50 DJ Funk #1* I'm So Hi 51 Mr. De' Pussy By The Pound 52 DJ Assault Funky Bitch 53 Unknown Artist Ride Da Dick 54 A Number Of Names Shari Vari
― and what, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
no love the pussy, no credibility
― 69, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know the answer to that. My favorite ghetto tech track is Aaron-Carl's "No No" from Comin' From The D volume 2.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I bought a DJ Assault album once and felt like a mark listening to it. I actually think I'm more of a Detroit Grand Pubahs guy.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
you need soap and water
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
you don't got no cash, cash, cash you don't get no ass, ass, ass
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
im not really riding for dj assault but u can't deny a 1996 mix with cybotron, soundmaster t, 2 live crew, plastic dreams & the ghettotech version of 'moments of love'
1 DJ Assault Goin' Back To Kali 2 Cybotron Cosmic Raindance 3 DJ Assault Terrortec 4 Unknown Artist Enforcer 8 5 Unknown Artist I'm A Hoe 6 Unknown Artist Bass Bass!!! 7 Unknown Artist Happy And You Know It 8 Unknown Artist J.P. Live 9 DJ Assault Technofreak 10 Unknown Artist Hypnomania 11 Unknown Artist Elevator Up 12 Waxmaster* Big Booty Bitch 13 Unknown Artist Fire It Up 14 DJ Assault Wussup, Wussup 15 Unknown Artist Zodiac 16 Unknown Artist Raw Dog 17 Unknown Artist U Remind Me 18 Unknown Artist Moments In Club 19 Unknown Artist Freak 20 DJ Assault Disco Guitar (Remix) 21 Unknown Artist Hoodrat 22 Unknown Artist Suck It 23 Unknown Artist Dnop 24 Unknown Artist Teenie Weenie 25 95 South Heiny Heiny 26 Unknown Artist Doppler Effect 27 Unknown Artist Let Me Bang (Remix) 28 DJ Assault Crank Dis Mutha 29 Unknown Artist Outro (Remix) 30 Unknown Artist Seared 31 Splack Pack Scrub Da Ground 32 Unknown Artist 2 Much Booty 33 Unknown Artist Freak Dem Hoez 34 Unknown Artist Let Dem Hoez Fight 35 2 Live Crew, The Hoochie Mama 36 DJ Assault Now Whusup, Whusup 37 Unknown Artist Wake Up 38 Erik Travis Bounce That Booty 39 Alpha Team Speed (Hardcore) 40 Unknown Artist Madd Blunted 41 Steve Poindexter Work That Motha Fucker (Remix) 42 Unknown Artist Taxicab 43 Jaydee Plastic Dreams 44 Unknown Artist Mr. Drumbeat 45 Unknown Artist Blad Headed Bitch 46 DJ Milton Hit It From The Back 47 DJ Deeon Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya 48 Unknown Artist My Truck 49 Unknown Artist Cleptomaniac 50 DJ Funk #1* I'm So Hi 51 Mr. De' Pussy By The Pound 52 DJ Assault Funky Bitch 53 Unknown Artist Ride Da Dick 54 A Number Of Names Shari Vari
― and what, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
i meant 'moments in love'
Dear Tombot
How do I make enough money on the internet, so that I don't need a day job?
$300 per month would be ok
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Legally?
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
someone start a porn site at momentsoflove.com.
maybe that would solve heave ho's problem too?
― Jordan, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
preferably
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
tom -
play this game and tell me what you think
http://hcsoftware.sourceforge.net/passage/
― chaki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
already tried that
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
If I could really figure out how to make money from the internet, $300 a month or otherwise (though that really is a lowball goal, to be sure) I probably wouldn't be here answering your questions. I think probably a good way is to write a blog about videogames and put up Google AdWords.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
do you have any faith in the ny football giants' attempt to ruin the patriots' perfect season on december 29?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
All I care about is watching our pass rush put Tom Brady in the dirt eight times.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
good luck with that.
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hey tombot you wanna get a drink sometime next week? i'm busy as fuck at the mo but the quasi-lady leaves for a vacation on saturday and a basic time of broing sounds really good.
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
of course, bro.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
rad action
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
hey tombot, where can i find the killfile? it's fucking time.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
it's fucking time already? YESSSS
― 69, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Chikev, use SEARCH and look for KILLFILE in the the thread title.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
lol who are you going to killfile
― chaki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link
-- 69, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 4:22 PM (Wednesday, December 12, 2007 4:22 PM) Bookmark Link
after i posted that i realized it sounded like something out of a very adult issue of the fantastic four.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
see DC thread for clue
― 69, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
xp
wtf? they are talking about couches then you say itlolians and he wants a killfile?
― chaki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
no no then jaymc shows up and asks kevin why hes killfiling him
― 69, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG wait i understand LOLOLOLOLOLOL
wait cuz i dont
― chaki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link
why is "chicago kevin" upset at "jaymc"?
For that backstory you'd have to read the Chicago thread for like the last year, chaks. I don't think any amount of curiosity is going to worth it.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link