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To Fong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Tynan DeLong

S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to meet a new client today and i guess i had a stress dream last night. in it i was in their reception area and i realized they were really cool because they had "Wit & Wisdom of Tynan DeLong" wallpaper, which consisted of all of his best quotes translated into braille.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha awesome

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm guessing this was linked already and i just missed it?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCN_cOhC7oQ&search=tynan

gear (gear), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

so ghetto

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, KILL ME FOR BEING WHITE

jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

who's called him?

jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

GOAL: Wearing Interpol shirt.

Jumpman (account), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm guessing this was linked already and i just missed it?

yeah one of us put that up, i don't remember who. i left the comment though.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
new sighting!

I THOUGHT this was a thread about MATCHBOX 20! WHY?
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), July 5th, 2006. (TynanTynan!)

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a good album on that rollerblade steez.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), July 5th, 2006 2:53 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

beat me to it.

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

from the urban dictionary:

1. steez 192 up, 48 down

style with ease

You know my steez (Method Man)

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2. steez 78 up, 11 down

Plain old style with eaaaaze


You Know My Steez - Gang Starr (Not method man!)

tags hiphop cool gangstarr $
by Beny Norway Jan 10, 2006 email it
3. steez 64 up, 17 down

Somebody's unique style

the fools who wrote the other deffinitions for "steez" have no steez at all.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth Aug 25, 2003 email it
4. steez 52 up, 17 down

The way I do things/the way I present myself with skill

You know I don't get down like that....You know my Steez.

by JP Oct 28, 2003 email it
5. steez 47 up, 19 down

style

that kid has got some illin steez.

by antwan johnson Jun 18, 2003 email it
6. steez 8 up, 5 down

Describes one's all encompassing attitude or self-defining characteristics.

Yo, my steez is all about smoking blunts and pullin bitches.

tags ideals beliefs identity liken relate
by nacky white plains Apr 28, 2006 email it
7. steez 22 up, 26 down

style

You know my steez, i slay my prey day by day

by Ryan Nov 25, 2002 email it
8. steez 22 up, 29 down

Skills so good, that things can be done with "stupid ease". Related words: steezy, steezed out.

Yo, did you see him do that? Damn, he has so much steez. Dude does it so good and makes it look easy.

by webster Apr 17, 2005 email it
9. Steez 29 up, 39 down

It's pure style. Usualy associated with Snowboarding etc.

+ Got steez, Brah?
+ Do you have any style, Brother?

by Benjee Dec 3, 2004 email it
10. steez 10 up, 24 down

steez is yo style if u dont got ur style on u dont got ur steez on

u got tha steez 2 nite


but perhaps more importantly!!!

1. tynan 5 up, 4 down

an individual with mongoloid shaped facial features but is more severely mentally handicapped than a Down’s Syndrome patient. It is also noteworthy to point out their underdeveloped pubic region, hunched vertebrae, constant drooling, and continues anal hemorrhaging. There is currently only one known surviving tynan in the wild.

"Children run! It's a tynan!"

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2. tynan 2 thumbs down

"lovable, caring, something"

hey look its lots of nice stuff

by jess May 17, 2004 email it


3. tynan 2 thumbs down

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004 email it


4. tynan 1 up, 3 down

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004 email it

5. tynan 3 thumbs down

the tapered end of a turd.

Often used as an insult in deep East Texas.

"Only thing worse than calling a man a "piece of sh*t" is to call him a tynan; cause that is the "ass end of a piece of sh*t"".

by reformed Sito's waiter Aug 6, 2003 email it

6. tynan 3 thumbs down

Phrase used by homosexuals to describe a man that “tucks back his twig and berries” so that he always has a “hot dog between his buns”. Typically, a tynan is the most promiscuous of male homosexuals whom is constantly in need of “scraping someone’s horn across his chocolate starfish”.

BOB-"It's a shame your son turned out to be a tynan."
BILL-"I am going to miss him"
BOB-"I think he is still breathing. You had better reload."

by reformed Sito's waiter Aug 6, 2003 email it

gear (gear), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

what the hell is that?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 July 2006 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

bleme sounds kinda gross, like it has something to do with a colonoscopy or a uterus scraping

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I just did GIS for the word "please" and found I think it is TYNAN:

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Tynan DeLong to me
More options 7:34 am (5 hours ago)

your a fucking idiot. like, big time. look at you. trying to figure me out. look at yourself first. fongoloid.

AAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This email was sent by Tynan DeLong (mhalberstram@yahoo.com), a user of ilXor.com.

gear (gear), Saturday, 8 July 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

he's discovered our lair?

XD (eman), Saturday, 8 July 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

let me see that fong

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 July 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"fongoloid"

we did figure you out, schmuck

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 July 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

DO NOT TAUNT HIM DIRECTLY

HE IS LIKE A SKITTISH DOE, DO NOT SCARE TYNAN AWAY

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 9 July 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i would pay $50 for a youtube'd episode of his campus program "DUCK U"

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 9 July 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

XD (eman), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

for all time

hella somethin' Gwen Stefani pantwork (haitch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yaaay

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
can't let it go:

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2258/980405365lnq2.jpg

mark grebt (sanskrit), Saturday, 29 July 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...
the track he did with Bono "Something We Got to Give (To Be Free)" didn't make the cut, but it's fresh as all hell and I hate Bono.

TynanTynan on Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:47 (Yesterday)

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

FRESH

gbx, Friday, 30 March 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

fresh like a sideways camo trucker hat, y'all

elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhhhh......check please! LOL OMG FART!

TynanTynan on Thursday, March 29, 2007 3:56 PM (2 hours ago)

chaki, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

listening to it now on NME. immediately sold on the single, which is fuck blaze for certain. their last album was like one of those foam dinosaurs dropped in water. the shit just grew on me until IT WAS MY STEEZOLA! I like these lads, although I think this new one is a bit too derivative of LaToya Jackson's first album. what do you think?

TynanTynan on Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:17 (Yesterday)

rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

fake Tynan?????

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

STEEZOLA!

http://a628.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/m_333dc0ff2ce7a0b7de6ca1a4ff8371f3.jpg

STEEZOLA!

g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

is he fake jerking off in the picture?

gbx, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
-- Tynan DeLong

still one of the best posts on ilx ever.

s1ocki, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Robyn is a real woman made of blood and cheese. Fuck, I love her moosh.

TynanTynan on Thursday, March 29, 2007 6:08 PM (3 hours ago)

s1ocki, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

!?!

haitch, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Joanna Newsom is like a fresh berry in nubile vagina, dripping with the semen of a thousand ghosts. For that, i cannot fault her.

TynanTynan on Friday, March 30, 2007 10:31 AM (1 hour ago)

deej, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

...

elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

he needs to update his video resume to include that quote

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

waht

sleep, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not impressed by fake tynan

bell_labs, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw that "tynan" post, I'm sure it's a fake BUT I WISH IT WAS THE REAL THING.

I use the term "steez" all the time on other boards/lists. No-one's called me on it yet :(

Pashmina, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't believe that Tynan listens to LaToya Jackson, nor that he would use the term 'lads'

deej, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

tynan = ramosi

and what, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-511.vo.llnwd.net/01161/11/54/1161844511_l.jpg

rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

wah

s1ocki, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-728.vo.llnwd.net/01373/82/72/1373182728_l.jpg

rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7310/mickey.jpg

walterkranz, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link


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