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It is a cute song.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa116/pmx666/NOBONESSS.jpg

Dear Tombot, why are you always so :-( ?

Well, lately, it would be because 2007 is shaping up to be quantitatively and qualitatively the worst year of my life on record. The wife and I split up, one of my best friends and his wife split up, and all my favorite bars are shutting up shop, not to mention it looks like it's going to be the fucking Patriots & Cowboys in the Super Bowl. PUKE. Also I haven't been sleeping well but that just seems petty in the face of everything else.

hey tombot, shall we dance to yelle's a cause des garcons?????

absolutely! it would be my pleasure.

:( Thinking of u bro

so she got the kids and you got ILX?

(sorry)

seriously though, hearing about that makes me really sad + scares me to death. hope you feel better soon. the holidays are the worst when you're feeling down.

so she got the kids and you got ILX?

We split the kids, I got the class clown who can't read and she got the moody goth.

there's a lazy ILE zing in ther somewhere

Tombot, did you read Charlie Wilson's War? When I sat thru the Sorkinized Tom Hanks adap last night, I imagined you screaming at the screen.

xpost, so many.

I did not read Charlie Wilson's War, no. I can't actually remember what movie I last saw that pissed me off enough that I was cursing out loud in the theater. It may have been a while. But with regards to the book, I have been actively avoiding paying money to read stuff about the intelligence community's activities since about 2002, for probably the same reasons I was unable to get any enjoyment out of Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut while I was on active duty.

e.g. it would just add to my daily frustration, and fuck that.

well, I read it from the liberry. My fave part is that the CIA point man for Afghanistan was using black magic to curse his ex-boss. (He's Phil Seymour Hoffman in the film, the only good performance)

i wonder how mr "greatest generation"'s political views factor into the movie

I am also typically resentful of stories told with an air of smug hindsight, which I presume this has in spades

well, the book and film both end with rueful acknowledgments of, um, what the Afghans did with all that techno-weaponry we left behind -- more by dancing around it in the film -- but it's 100% at odds with what the film otherwise celebrates.

is Ned Beatty not even any good?

He's in two rather undemanding scenes.

(the film covers ten years in 97 minutes, about half of them devoted to Wilson's drink/drugs/broads lifestyle -- it's clearly been edited w/ a chainsaw)

dear tombot what is your favorite track on
http://www.djassault.com/catalog/images/s1.jpg
1 DJ Assault Goin' Back To Kali
2 Cybotron Cosmic Raindance
3 DJ Assault Terrortec
4 Unknown Artist Enforcer 8
5 Unknown Artist I'm A Hoe
6 Unknown Artist Bass Bass!!!
7 Unknown Artist Happy And You Know It
8 Unknown Artist J.P. Live
9 DJ Assault Technofreak
10 Unknown Artist Hypnomania
11 Unknown Artist Elevator Up
12 Waxmaster* Big Booty Bitch
13 Unknown Artist Fire It Up
14 DJ Assault Wussup, Wussup
15 Unknown Artist Zodiac
16 Unknown Artist Raw Dog
17 Unknown Artist U Remind Me
18 Unknown Artist Moments In Club
19 Unknown Artist Freak
20 DJ Assault Disco Guitar (Remix)
21 Unknown Artist Hoodrat
22 Unknown Artist Suck It
23 Unknown Artist Dnop
24 Unknown Artist Teenie Weenie
25 95 South Heiny Heiny
26 Unknown Artist Doppler Effect
27 Unknown Artist Let Me Bang (Remix)
28 DJ Assault Crank Dis Mutha
29 Unknown Artist Outro (Remix)
30 Unknown Artist Seared
31 Splack Pack Scrub Da Ground
32 Unknown Artist 2 Much Booty
33 Unknown Artist Freak Dem Hoez
34 Unknown Artist Let Dem Hoez Fight
35 2 Live Crew, The Hoochie Mama
36 DJ Assault Now Whusup, Whusup
37 Unknown Artist Wake Up
38 Erik Travis Bounce That Booty
39 Alpha Team Speed (Hardcore)
40 Unknown Artist Madd Blunted
41 Steve Poindexter Work That Motha Fucker (Remix)
42 Unknown Artist Taxicab
43 Jaydee Plastic Dreams
44 Unknown Artist Mr. Drumbeat
45 Unknown Artist Blad Headed Bitch
46 DJ Milton Hit It From The Back
47 DJ Deeon Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya
48 Unknown Artist My Truck
49 Unknown Artist Cleptomaniac
50 DJ Funk #1* I'm So Hi
51 Mr. De' Pussy By The Pound
52 DJ Assault Funky Bitch
53 Unknown Artist Ride Da Dick
54 A Number Of Names Shari Vari

no love the pussy, no credibility

I don't know the answer to that. My favorite ghetto tech track is Aaron-Carl's "No No" from Comin' From The D volume 2.

I bought a DJ Assault album once and felt like a mark listening to it.
I actually think I'm more of a Detroit Grand Pubahs guy.

you need soap and water

you don't got no cash, cash, cash
you don't get no ass, ass, ass

im not really riding for dj assault but u can't deny a 1996 mix with cybotron, soundmaster t, 2 live crew, plastic dreams & the ghettotech version of 'moments of love'

1 DJ Assault Goin' Back To Kali
2 Cybotron Cosmic Raindance
3 DJ Assault Terrortec
4 Unknown Artist Enforcer 8
5 Unknown Artist I'm A Hoe
6 Unknown Artist Bass Bass!!!
7 Unknown Artist Happy And You Know It
8 Unknown Artist J.P. Live
9 DJ Assault Technofreak
10 Unknown Artist Hypnomania
11 Unknown Artist Elevator Up
12 Waxmaster* Big Booty Bitch
13 Unknown Artist Fire It Up
14 DJ Assault Wussup, Wussup
15 Unknown Artist Zodiac
16 Unknown Artist Raw Dog
17 Unknown Artist U Remind Me
18 Unknown Artist Moments In Club
19 Unknown Artist Freak
20 DJ Assault Disco Guitar (Remix)
21 Unknown Artist Hoodrat
22 Unknown Artist Suck It
23 Unknown Artist Dnop
24 Unknown Artist Teenie Weenie
25 95 South Heiny Heiny
26 Unknown Artist Doppler Effect
27 Unknown Artist Let Me Bang (Remix)
28 DJ Assault Crank Dis Mutha
29 Unknown Artist Outro (Remix)
30 Unknown Artist Seared
31 Splack Pack Scrub Da Ground
32 Unknown Artist 2 Much Booty
33 Unknown Artist Freak Dem Hoez
34 Unknown Artist Let Dem Hoez Fight
35 2 Live Crew, The Hoochie Mama
36 DJ Assault Now Whusup, Whusup
37 Unknown Artist Wake Up
38 Erik Travis Bounce That Booty
39 Alpha Team Speed (Hardcore)
40 Unknown Artist Madd Blunted
41 Steve Poindexter Work That Motha Fucker (Remix)
42 Unknown Artist Taxicab
43 Jaydee Plastic Dreams
44 Unknown Artist Mr. Drumbeat
45 Unknown Artist Blad Headed Bitch
46 DJ Milton Hit It From The Back
47 DJ Deeon Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya
48 Unknown Artist My Truck
49 Unknown Artist Cleptomaniac
50 DJ Funk #1* I'm So Hi
51 Mr. De' Pussy By The Pound
52 DJ Assault Funky Bitch
53 Unknown Artist Ride Da Dick
54 A Number Of Names Shari Vari

hahaha

i meant 'moments in love'

Dear Tombot

How do I make enough money on the internet, so that I don't need a day job?

$300 per month would be ok

Legally?

someone start a porn site at momentsoflove.com.

maybe that would solve heave ho's problem too?

preferably

http://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome

tom -

play this game and tell me what you think

http://hcsoftware.sourceforge.net/passage/

already tried that

If I could really figure out how to make money from the internet, $300 a month or otherwise (though that really is a lowball goal, to be sure) I probably wouldn't be here answering your questions. I think probably a good way is to write a blog about videogames and put up Google AdWords.

do you have any faith in the ny football giants' attempt to ruin the patriots' perfect season on december 29?

All I care about is watching our pass rush put Tom Brady in the dirt eight times.

good luck with that.

hey tombot you wanna get a drink sometime next week? i'm busy as fuck at the mo but the quasi-lady leaves for a vacation on saturday and a basic time of broing sounds really good.

of course, bro.

rad action

hey tombot, where can i find the killfile? it's fucking time.

it's fucking time already? YESSSS

Chikev, use SEARCH and look for KILLFILE in the the thread title.

lol who are you going to killfile

it's fucking time already? YESSSS

-- 69, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 4:22 PM (Wednesday, December 12, 2007 4:22 PM) Bookmark Link

after i posted that i realized it sounded like something out of a very adult issue of the fantastic four.

see DC thread for clue

xp

wtf? they are talking about couches then you say itlolians and he wants a killfile?

no no then jaymc shows up and asks kevin why hes killfiling him