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ahaha

am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

LOL at world's greatest music collector telling someone to get a life

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 6:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

LOL

-- Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 6:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

LOL at two guys with almost identical names LOLling one after the other.

-- James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 6:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

ugh hot doug's is closed right now guyz shut up!

WAHT. i was gonna go there this weekend, maybe.

Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh dang you mean normal closed, i thought you meant they were on one of their "vacations".

Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

doesn't doug himself have some health trouble? my friend told me the whole story when i was down there but i was hung over as fuck and had my face stuffed with sausage so i wasn't really listening.

gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

ps browsing this forum w/ images on is taking your life in your hands, shit

gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh dang you mean normal closed, i thought you meant they were on one of their "vacations".

-- Jordan, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 9:45 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u in town??

deej, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

maybe saturday

Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce? It makes a good story, I guess.

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...
-- unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (11 months ago) Link

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FUCK OFF YOU PONCE
-- Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:54 (11 months ago) Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

50 yr old dude zinging a kid.

chaki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

^^story of my life bro

m coleman, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

xpost?

darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

I think we're in the wrong bathroom dude

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

did some guy just tap his foot at yr stall?

-- tehresa, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:56 (eighteen years ago)

i was in the minneapolis airport bathroom a few months ago and wanted to do that -- i chickened out on the joke tho.

sanskrit, Thursday, 21 February 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

More about power, less about sex.

-- luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:32 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, February 25, 2008 9:58 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A+++ find passantino. good thing someone was searching "rape" on a monday morning

-- J0rdan S., Monday, February 25, 2008 10:02 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Monday, 25 February 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/_images_animation_tv_broadcast_snl_antv_snl_07_a.jpg

YOWZA YOWZA

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 February 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

drill sargent more like

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 February 2008 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m5/gi-joe-the-movie-b.jpg

am0n, Monday, 25 February 2008 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

^wdyll march '08

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 February 2008 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Was Kurt Cobain a fan of Black Flag?
I seem to remember seeing them in one of his lists in Journals, but I can't remember for sure.

-- Nigel (Nigel), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:52 (2 years ago) Bookmark
Does it matter?

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:59 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Does it matter which album covers look alike?

-- Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:01 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Does it matter if a band rips off Killing Joke?

-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:04 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Monday, 25 February 2008 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/3d/04/7adfb220dca0be3006792010._AA240_.L.jpg

sleep, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

am0n, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

NV: You question can be answered by simply using the SEARCH link at the top of this page.

-- Mr. ILX, Saturday, February 23, 2008 12:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

If you know everything about ILX how come you don't know the search function sucks?

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, February 23, 2008 12:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

for a dude who hates on big hollywood bullshit, morbius sure writes like a story you'd read in variety.

-- omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:31 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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AND YOU WRITE ALOT ABOUT DR MORBIUS!

-- chaki, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:34 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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we all have our "chicago kevin"!

-- omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:36 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

SLEEK GEEK FREAKS IN PIQUE

Dr Morbius, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know about sleek

roxymuzak, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

i'm panther-sleek, roxy

omar little, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

omar little = jaguar paw

El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

sleek peke nibbles beak

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/229730194_0a9a2e6fba.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, me and the hipsters i hang out with are horny womanizing bastards
-- cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

cutty otm
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

a desperate attempt to prove your sexuality to the world.
-- ken c (ken c), Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i just had a flashback of every picture you ever posted of yourself and puked on my keyboard
-- cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, March 15, 2006 12:10 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

jaxon, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

God I'm tiresome.

-- Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:47 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.in2greece.com/images/maps/cos.gif

http://media.ign.com/ign/images/masthead.gif

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 28 February 2008 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 6:12 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 6:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 28 February 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- scott seward, Friday, June 29, 2007 5:56 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 28 February 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

what?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

already archived in zing thread

deej, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

re-run season

rrrobyn, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

zinger's guild on strike

El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

echh, nothing but Reality Zingers on now

latebloomer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

who knows or CARES what "people" will listen to in 20 years? The job of a critic is to unearth things people overlook and say great stuff about it if it deserves the praise.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:46 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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the role of the critic is also to ignore loathsome icons in favor of exciting new things.

-- bb, Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

critics have jobs?

-- Thomas, Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

only otm I ever got...from hoos

-- pj, Thursday, February 28, 2008 3:00 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that's like getting an excelsior from trayce

-- omar little, Thursday, February 28, 2008 3:16 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

ouch

latebloomer, Friday, 29 February 2008 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

it's true

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

i be like yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh when my zing come on

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

"or a date with luna" would be a perfect trayce counterzing

sanskrit, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

that luna, always dating people

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 February 2008 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

hee hee, little penises

-- remy bean, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

save it for WDYLL

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 29 February 2008 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8910/wbcricsymonds2narrowwebzz2.jpg

badg, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

paige - 10:42 PM
I miss your writing. Just finished reading my favorite piece of yours, the one about Wowee Zowee. I read it on Stylus last year, then stumbled across it in the Best Music Writing of 2007 today. Congrats on that. Hope to see more from you soon. Pa✧✧✧@austin✧✧✧.c✧✧ ....


Nick - 8:02 AM
I've never even heard Wowee Zowee, let alone written about it.

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:14 (eighteen years ago)


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