posts very much in character

I didn't even see the Bale Batman but I have every faith in him.

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 19:28 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

looking at this: why exactly does she have a career and/or reputation again?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is it just because of jimmymod type dudes with a fixation on saucer-orbed rory gilmore knock-offs?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes, but the mumbly voice helps.

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:15 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

also her name is zooey which reminds me of zoobilee zoo

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I liked Keaton as Batman.

me too

don't step to my poll thread, biter

-- Wrinklepaws, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:42 PM (57 minutes ago)

vaginas are for sharing

-- kenan, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

like a big bowl of Fritos

-- kenan, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:21 (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

kenan throws a superbowl party at hedonism every year.
word to the wise, stay away from the dip.

there's no excuse to use the word 'vagina' so exclusively as kenan does when there are so many more expressive synonyms

Yeah, like "gash".

precisely.

http://www.blackchampagne.com/slang-dirty.shtml#vagina

"Panty hamster" (!!!!!)

They missed out Lab Kebab.

ILXOR Gallery

When I was eleven I wanted to be a JEM doll.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, June 15, 2007 8:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A perfect simulacrum such as Tuomas, the robot child, can become real only if it exhibits the most human characteristic: the ability to dream, to wish for impossible things. By dreaming about the blue fairy who will turn him into a real boy, David has already become real or human (the two are considered identical in the film). What makes the simulated being real is its desire to be real: the desire to be real cannot itself be simulated, which proves that it is a reliable criterion for differentiating between the real and the simulated. However, the positing of the desire to be real as the distinguishing mark of the real makes the real lacking in itself. The real is defined as that which lacks reality, that which wants to become real.

I thought you were quoting Sebastien Chikara at first.

Sebastian is <3

strongo, it's basically the platinum breakz II of comedy

-- The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, June 15, 2007 6:31 PM (4 hours ago)

me trying to reach 1st base w/ strongo. always failing. ;_;

Louis Jagger (Cambridge) replied to Dan's post on May 2, 2007 at 5:39 PM
Actually, Dan, I just wanted to say that the current Orbital thread on ILX just warmed my heart like you wouldn't believe. Orbital are one of the few bands in existence whose best music I can love without compunction, without any sort of qualifier or 'yeah, but...' to force doubt into my mind. There's just no baggage with them, no need to conform to certain regulations; to me, they just seem to make astoundingly brilliant head-music without being a) wankers, b) scenesters, c) up their own behinds or d) at all constricted by any conventional notions of propriety. Their music is as refreshing and natural as it is (conversely) sequenced and electronic (a paradox that increases their achievement yet further). I know I was a total ass to create a 'pantheon' of instrumental music including Bach, Mozart, Davis and Orbital, but I stand by the point that only certain people can create a complex, flowing piece of instrumental (i.e. non-lyrical) music that doesn't sound in the slightest bit contrived, and fewer still can create such music and make it improve, progress, and grow exponentially upon the crest of its own increasing awesomeness (I'm rambling, but I hope you catch my drift). Orbital are one of the few acts who can do such a thing to me (oh, and just for Jon, The Boredoms are up there too).

And when Enrique says 'OUT THERE SOMEWHERE FFS PEOPLE', he is right. So, so right. I have a friend here at uni, a very intelligent architect with a penchant for classical music and good comedy, and 'Out There Somewhere' is probably the one piece of music we see 100% totally eye-to-eye on. Taken as a whole, it is masterful, perfect, amazing etc, but the last four minutes fifty seconds might actually be the definition of music for me. That little synth change-up 10:38 into Part 2 is...just...well, it's one of the very very few things I reckon couldn't actually have been improved upon.

Back to the whole 'liking without qualifier' thing...I reckon the new band whom I'll feel that way about are Working For A Nuclear Free City. There's a thread about them somewhere. I think they're an absolute breath of fresh air in British indie, there's nothing whatsoever to dislike about them, and everyone with more than a passing interest in electronic, shoegaze, or other alternative music really must check them out sooner rather than later.

If the goodfolk of ILX could be alerted to these messages, I'd be grateful. I mean, there's a helluva lot more I could talk about, but at this moment in time, what I've just said felt right. One thing: no new Electric Soft Parade album thread? :-( It's pretty damn good!

OK, over and out, LJ

And when Enrique says 'OUT THERE SOMEWHERE FFS PEOPLE', he is right. So, so right.

qft

oh for the days of changeable usernames.

penis not in vagina = still a virgin
post-coitus = not a virgin

More like

has a hymen = virgin
bloody spot on the sheets = not a virgin

Virginity is a social construct created solely for women, and men don't need to worry about it. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying.

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Sunday, May 21, 2006 12:26 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Louis keep ya head up

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, June 16, 2007 6:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

If that Kenan post is very much in character, it's only because he's right.

oh for the days of changeable usernames!

Hey I like QC. Love it. SA Rock City looks kind of shit from the examples here tho.

-- Trayce, Friday, June 15, 2007 9:09 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i don't know why, but this is totally unsurprising

I bet you fellas could come up with a better, more essential Trayce post. There's a lot to work with.

oh i know

a lot to work with!

Mikey fuck you asshole.

Hahaha, oh c'mon, I'm not seriously ragging on you! Don't get so butthurt!

I mean, shit, if I posted here more and didn't keep my fool mouth shut, I'd be a superstar of this thread.

Hahah I KNEW you'd say that.

So yeah, take your ripping and accept it.

who is this mikey

Fellow mongrel, knows me IRL, loves giving me shit. Its coo, I'm used to it from Rodney Dangerfield over 'ere.

FWIW I thought RWs post was spot on, hahaa.

ending posts with "tho" or laffs!

Yeah yeah OK!

we need a separate thread dedicated to posts where kenean uses the word "vagina".

posting them in this thread is almost like cheating.

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

-- stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 9:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

classic garza

I don't know who that is, but it's hard to imagine that post is anything but "in character"

hahahahahaha oh my GOD

Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!
Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.
I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!

-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck yeah, bitch!

-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherucker!

-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Shitfaced in Brooklyn!

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can I buy you a fucking beer?

-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't Miami, bitch!

-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Oh my motherfucking GOD!

-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

La la pa fucking looza!

-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Come on my face, why don't you?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.

-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!

-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

These is some stupid bitches.

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.

-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

God fucking damn!

-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck off, twat!

-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.

Dirty fucking bastard!

-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.

o_0

Now more than ever I don't regret seeing many movies in the past 10 years.

-- Casuistry, Saturday, June 16, 2007 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

well, you didn't miss much besides Munich.

-- Dr Morbius, Saturday, June 16, 2007 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol @ black anus