zing

"i was afraid / that i'd eat yr brain / 'cause i'm evil" — The National

careful, people are going to assume you support the National now.

Damage ContrLOLz

his was rad

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Monday, 21 June 2010 15:34 (Yesterday) Permalink

i was abt as neutral as can be going in: h8 fuckin mumblecore, and though i dug TS&TW baumbach's stuff with wes anderson has been terrible. but this was rad.

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 13:36 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

you sound like Greenberg at college kids' party

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:14 (2 minutes ago) Permalink

re: suggest bans

nobody's over 33 at the moment.

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Monday, June 28, 2010 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm shocked, I thought I would be in the high 40s.

― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:46 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

34 is pretty good going, bill

― caek, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:47 (15 minutes ago)

There is an Ott in all of us, it just takes the right stuff to draw him to the forefront. I think I'm aligned with Lex on the twee hatred front. I will get super Ottsy all up on some motherfucking twee shit.

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eye el ex oh ar

― ksh, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:39 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ess tee eff you

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:39 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just because someone makes a criticism about hip-hop does not make them 'indie' loyalists or something.

― untrue pitch, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have you looked at your fucking screen name, dude?

― ᵧₒᵤᶠᶸᶜᵏ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 10:35 PM (5 minutes ago)

not heard the album yet but i imagine its not nearly as bad as people prone to hivemind-infected hyperbole like lex are making out.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:08 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How do you know it's not as nearly bad as "people" think when you haven't heard it yet?

― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:11 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i said i IMAGINE, columbo.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:31 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that ilxor zing is surprisingly great

loved deej's original burn, but then also loved HI DERE givin the burn some BACKDRAFT amd then deej storming out the inferno with a flamethrow. Good work all around here.

argument between contenderizer, titchy, lex and dorian on mia...some kind of nightmare

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if only you could wake up

― da croupier, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if u suggest ban me ill be one step closer...

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 7:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well keep it up, you're well on your way with this new budget-Jess act

― HI DERE, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 7:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not sure i buy HI DERE's budget tombot act

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 8:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

One thing I love about fancy dress is the way you can dress up as a zombie, without anyone thinking you support the eating of human brains, but if you dress up as a Nazi or member of the Klan then people will assume you support the actions of said groups.

Not sure about the blackface thing, but I am sure that some people would be offended by it.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pro tip: Zombies aren't real.

― jaymc, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:52 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. Srehtims (some dude), Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark

im still laughing when i think about this

u r dead to me xpost

― SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:34 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just got back from nm, doggy

― pies. (gbx), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:35 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well nm your opinions then

― SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:38 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

see its funny, i thought i presented some fairly well-argued criticisms of her music & wasnt all about HEY SHEEPLE THE MIA WEARS NO CLOTHES (tbh that would probably get a lot more attention) until we ended up in a rabbit hole w/ lazy sniping from miccio & standard ilx bullying tactics that trolled instead of engaging w/ the actual arguments i made

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 10:53 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speaking of standard ilx bullying tactics somebody better call the wahhhmbulance

― da croupier, Wednesday, August 4, 2010 10:53 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

louis your a bro dont sweat it - mb troll ilm instead?

― ☼ (Lamp), Thursday, August 5, 2010 12:56 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh does that mean ur retiring

― San Te, Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:57 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

not so much a zing, more a solid hiyoooooooo

itt samosa gibreel's inability to distinguish verdi from eastern european national anthems exposed

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:28 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya'll really schooled me hard

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:29 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also: have people not heard the "david blaine" joke before? or is it just funny that they told it on a rap album? patrice o'neal says it in some youtube i watched recently but have been hearing it irl forever alongside rusty trombone, spiderman, etc.

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:44 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thank you for schooling me hard in patrice o'neal youtube videos

― /\/K/\/\, Monday, August 9, 2010 7:10 PM Bookmark

liked his stuff more when i was nineteen

― markers, Monday, August 16, 2010 3:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aren't you, like, 20 now?

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Monday, August 16, 2010 3:55 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol

haaaa

who is 'markers'

kshighway

thought it was lil dommy p?

kshighway

― sarahel, Monday, August 16, 2010 6:04 PM

shhhh, they were all dom socks, don't tell the mods

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING AWAKE IN HERE? TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!

I've got a list of 36 other names I'd like taken into consideration

what i AM sure of is that this is way way way preferable to "crazy', which remains one of the most boring "ubiquitous summer jams" i have ever experienced

― lex pretend

your fingers are even sick of typing this

― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 11:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, i liked that one

from a while ago, simple but deadly:

I'd never label them as solely "industrial," but the industrial scene often claimed them as one of their own: Cop Shoot Cop
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

no they didn't.
― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:21 (6 years ago)

actually it's better when you see the zing in person and note that alex in nyc types cop shoot cop in boldface

haha

idk basically everyone i know irl is into it, its not like 'my thing' but i think its much better than 'crazy' & i dont see how its 'str8 corn'

― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:42 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej can you tell your irl world of young people friends about ilx so that they can post about their opinions and you don't have to constantly post on their behalf?

― San Te Claus (some dude), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 8:22 AM Bookmark

looooool

contenderizer a+

cold

Maybe one of the things people are taught in rehab is "telling people to fuck off"?

Instructor: "Hello, welcome to 'Telling People To Fuck Off 101'. First of all, I want you all to cough."
Class: "(cough)"
Instructor: "Excellent! Now say the word 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh?"
Instructor: "Try and say it a bit more clearly. Like this - 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh!"
Instructor: "Very good! Now we're going to combine the two together. So I want you all to cough, and then immediately say 'fuh'. Let's all try that now."
Class: "(cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Now I want you all to cough, say 'fuh', then cough again, and say 'fuh', and keep coughing and 'fuh'ing like that."
Class: "(cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Keep going, but a little bit faster!"
Class: "(cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Faster!"
Class: "(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh"
Instructor: "Louder!"
Class: "fuckofffuckofffuckoffFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF"
Instructor: "And... STOP!"
(class stops, slumping back in their chairs visibly out of breath)
Instructor: "Excellent. That ends the lesson for today. Tomorrow we'll learn about the importance of being able to raise the middle finger!"

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, August 27, 2010 3:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

[...]

Was that from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival?

― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, August 27, 2010 4:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I'm pretty sure I already SBed you and Kerm, but I kind of lost track so I'll do it again just to be safe.

You should try eating more and relaxing a little and maybe you won't be such a judgmental grump about other people's bodies.

― Jenny, Friday, August 27, 2010 8:01 PM

Millions of doctors are just talkin crazy talk with their "lose weight"! It's all just a fashion industry ploy!

― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, August 27, 2010 8:02 PM

No, I just think you're a dick.

― Jenny, Friday, August 27, 2010 8:02 PM

zing! i think...

I have been fired from more service industry jobs that I can remember, and that's no shit. I can't remember all the job's I've been fired from. My first job was as a bagger at Kroger. I had no idea how to bag groceries, and customers kept telling me how I should be doing it instead, usually in the meanest possible way they could think of. As in, "You put the cans in the bottom. Are you retarded or something?" I quit after the first day, and lied to my Mom about it. I said I was fired. She called the store, found out the truth, and threw me out of the house for two nights. I slept under a bush for the first night, and a a friend's place the second. I think I've been terrified of getting a regular job ever since.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

Also, women.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wow, that is interesting.

― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse)

Fuck you.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

XD

bringin iiiiiiiiiiiiit

Pavement :: Pitchfork as Sgt. Pepper :: Rolling Stone

hands up if you're surprised by any of this...

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 3 September 2010 21:32 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hands up if you're tired of shitty analogies

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 September 2010 21:34 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was just thinking about this on my way to lunch and then typed it up when i got home, eesh

― miccio kurihara (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:30 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They don't have wifi at subway yet?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:32 PM (4 days ago)

never gonna get old

I want to make some kind of bird/bush/hand joke but... argh.

― The Jung Ones (Trayce), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:21 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:46 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What are you, twelve?

― The Jung Ones (Trayce), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:53 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ effective zing because kelpolaris is most likely twelve

IQ, anyway

oh snap

<3

that "loser" song. i remember that from when it came out! absolutely dreadful. it's like a fucking parody of every socially inept indie mumble there's every been! "i'm a loser so why don't you kill me?" - OK THEN, happily!

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Friday, September 3, 2010 3:34 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Rap? More like CRAP!

― symsymsym, Friday, September 3, 2010 3:52 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ effective zing because kelpolaris is most likely twelve

Lollll thats precisely why I said it =)

The reason I like this idea for a poll is it bolsters my already strong conviction that I don't really wanna write about music that's less than 10 years old anymore. A couple of years out, all these songs pretty much sound like shit to me. Fuck you and your debut. Wake me up when your fifth album drops.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Sunday, September 12, 2010 4:59 PM

i think its cool that not only do u listen to 10+ year old music, but you make 10+ year old arguments too

― *sets trend* (deej), Sunday, September 12, 2010 5:00 PM Bookmark

ha!