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i will weigh in with the idea that breasts and genitals are much more exciting when you don't see them flopping about in the open all day long

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― NURSES! WE AT FRUIT AT WORK! (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we were talking about four year olds

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― the perfect blovian move (gbx), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:37 AM Bookmark

*flop*

Kerry is just bad as a candidate. (and is often more liberal than The One)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:17 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't you mean That One, morbs?

― gabbneb, Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:18 PM Bookmark

oh snap

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:20 PM Bookmark

u assholes, he was talking about Neo

hang on where did i put my oreo

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:07 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Vanilla Ice? No wait, that's reverse oreo...

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:08 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no wait, he's a reverse oreo with white cream on the inside too

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:09 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wtf at the oreo shit

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The oreo shit was a bit of stupid wordplay on my part, basically referring to Matos' suggestion.

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:40 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wasn't talking about you, LJ, more res and his unnecessary Vanilla Ice comment.

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sorry Black Seinfeld. My bad.

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

self pwn by display name

passive aggression at its very finest, i lol'd

Bonus: I read that thread twice and still have no fucking idea why LJ is talking about oreos

more obvious -> MBVious

hence LOVELESS

fleh

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I've read that post twice and still have no fucking idea why LJ is talking about oreos

haha

Seriously, LJ, can you explain "hang on where did i put my oreo" in a way that a person who is not you can understand?

more obvious

esso

what a pretty hard thing to understand.

hahaha

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he's like a sockpuppet with a big toenail hole in its face.

― estela, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1:53 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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― eman, Monday, November 10, 2008 12:14 PM Bookmark

fuk u amon

u killed lewis jager

Vision,

For what it's worth you're being accused of sockpuppetry for noisily espousing rather boring opinions. Around here that tends to be taken as an insincere attempt to get a rise out of people.

Best of luck with your ridiculous opinions!

― HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 September 2008 10:28 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is not a zing

u killed lewis jager

― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:18 AM

i'm perfectly ok with that

It seems like they just picked the most popular, rather than best, songs from the standard hipster canon.

That's because it is a poll and not a list. Happens all the time with polls.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, November 15, 2008 4:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Snrub, please do tell us more about how our book was compiled.

― scottpl, Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You people put way to much faith in media sources.

― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, November 17, 2008 11:29 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you put way too much thought into trying to figure out what big con lindsay lohan is running on the world

― El Tomboto, Monday, November 17, 2008 11:38 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

sorry stalker was unwatchable. I think I hate Tarkovsky.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:08 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fortunately he's dead

― omar little, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:13 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yes. I was looking through youtube and it seems like ther'es a milllllllion of these bands that have this sound somewhere between the Wild Swans and Sarah Records. I guess people were really into it? Was it something that happened parallel to the Sonic Youths and Spacemen 3s of the time? Also it's too cold to leave the apartment.

― burt_stanton, Saturday, 22 November 2008 17:32 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Type faster, maybe you'll stay warm that way.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 November 2008 17:35 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ned made me irl lol.

corny ned jokes are not zings

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Hi Mandee,

Can you recommend a date-rape drug?

Love,
grady

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Saturday, November 22, 2008 6:37 PM Bookmark
pretty sure you have to be able to get a` girl to accept a drink from u in the first place for it to work king bot pato

― is that my man hannity?? (deej), Saturday, November 22, 2008 6:48 PM Bookmark

That doesn't make sense by itself, Geir -- I hate to say this, but you're going to need to explain yourself further. (ProTools is a tracking program, and its workings are generally independent of whether or not you feel like compressing the range.)

― nabisco, Monday, November 24, 2008 9:46 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

such a gentle zing, ruined by me bolding it.

yeah Wikipedia really is fucking garbage for trying to explain things in simple terms.

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, November 26, 2008 9:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah Wikipedia really is fucking garbage for trying to explain things science in simple terms to people who don't know jack shit about science.

That's about as clear an article that you're going to get on the subject, if you don't know what flux is or how to parse the most basic of mathematical equations then you just might have to settle for understanding a bit less than you'd like to.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, November 27, 2008 4:19 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FUCK YOU DICK HEAD

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, November 27, 2008 4:43 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DICK HEAD

lols

FUCK DICK HEAD

there is a band called "those dancing days"??? are they the ones who dont have drums and just stamp around

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:33 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who are the ones who all scream at once and they have a song that's like "I WOKE UP TODAY, BLAHDEBLAHDEBLAHDEBLAH" < srs question

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:33 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they have a video where they are sailing on paper seas

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The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. There is also indie hip-hop, indie pop, indie rock, indie folk, indie electronica and much more. So forget about the indie stereotype without rappers or pop stars. The sound of indie is not consistent because any genre can start out as indie. Therefore, indie cannot be a clear nor objective genre because there are too many sub-genres within it. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene.

― Z S, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:35 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Genres or subgenres often associated with indie rock include lo-fi, post-rock, sadcore, C86, and math rock, to list but a few; other related (and sometimes overlapping) categories include shoegazing and indie pop. Indie rock artists place a premium on maintaining complete control of their music and careers, releasing albums on independent record labels (sometimes their own) and relying on touring, word-of-mouth, and airplay on independent or college radio stations for promotion. Some end up moving to major labels, often on favorable terms won by their prior independent success.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:35 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

On this note, I'm on tour (playing drums/road managing) with Two Ton Boa (Kill Rock Stars) right now. Give a shout if you might make it to one of these shows:

Fri 12/28 - Portland, OR @ Dantes w/SubArachnoid Space, Prize Country
Sat 12/29 - Boise, ID @ Neurolux w/Tim Andrea

Mon 12/31 - Denver, CO @ Hi-Dive w/Dev-OH (Devo tribute!)

Thu 01/03 - Iowa City, IA @ Picador

Sat 01/05 - Chicago, IL @ Vic Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Sun 01/06 - St Louis, MO @ The Pageant w/Dresden Dolls

Tue 01/08 - Birmingham, AL @ Workplay Theater w/Dresden Dolls

Thu 01/10 - Tampa, FL @ Tampa Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Fri 01/11 - Atlanta, GA @ Variety Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Sat 01/12 - Raleigh, NC @ Carolina Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Sun 01/13 - Norfolk, VA @ Norva Theater w/Dresden Dolls

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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― I know, right?, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

indie is for indie people

― I know, right?, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey wow good job na

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This was funnier when Jess and Ethan did it in 2003.

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha

We have those get togethers occasionally.

Moving out in January/Feb! Two hemispheres worth!

― monkey bonkers (╓abies), Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:57 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two hemispheres is a sphere, so you're telling me that you're flying around the world and moving back into your disgusting house?

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've caught the Tanganyika laughter epidemic

hey two ton boa! i saw them once, were good...

I found myself agreeing with lots of that Nancy Franklin review. I think she's right that Alec Baldwin's charm carries a lot of the show, and the chemistry between him and the Fey character is probably the main reason to watch. Tracy Morgan's acting style is a strong spice that people will either love or hate. The Kenneth character is usually funny but sometimes he threatens to become a bit one-dimensional - the writers will need to work hard to keep from falling back on the same hick jokes. I think the clever-clever dialogue falls flat or breaks character almost as often as it provokes a belly laugh - it tends to cause whichever character is speaking the dialogue to recede and Fey to appear hovering overhead, as I imagine her writing the line and chuckling to herself (I'm not sure how much of it she actually writes, but it's what plays in my head anyway). It breaks the illusion that these are real people, which can make it hard to care about what happens to them.

― o. nate, Friday, December 5, 2008 3:37 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's a tv show, none of them are real

― Mr. Que, Friday, December 5, 2008 3:39 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ace in the POLL!! BILLY WILDER DIRECTS

Haven't we done this? Not to be a dick, etc.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, December 8, 2008 9:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shut up and deal

― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, December 8, 2008 9:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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― Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, December 10, 2008 3:36 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Did you lose your scarf that day?

― The Reverend, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 3:45 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

'm a celibate with no sense of humour. What am I supposed to vote for?

i.e. where is the option for WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YR PIZZA?

― Sampling Potter's Nipples (Masonic Boom), Thursday, December 4, 2008 4:40 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

did she just zing herself? is it a truthbomb \(°°)/

I think it's just true and not something she's particularly shy about.