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constantly berates me

69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link

small dick

strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

1-bdrm apartment filled with birds

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link

no internal organs

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link

drives automatic like it is stick

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

drum circles

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

hair is made of snakes

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:35 (sixteen years ago) link

cares what brangelina is doing this week

-- Autumn Almanac, Thursday, January 3, 2008 1:59 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rong, would totally date kelly kapoor

Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link

poops self

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

poops others

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

poops spaghetti

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

does fanny farts

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link

(okay for you north americans fanny means a whole different thing)

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

when speaking only air-raid siren sound comes out

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

caps lock

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

hairy chest

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

hairy eyeballs
xpost!
or those ones

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link

acronym-powered

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

would totally date kelly kapoor

-- Jordan, Thursday, January 3, 2008 12:36 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^

and what, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

says "going forward"

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link

has followed Phish for one week or longer

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link

averages less than one book a month

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link

ardently pro-Israel

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link

ardently anti-Israel

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link

patchouli

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link

doesn't enjoy chick flicks as much as I do

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link

says "lol" in public without intending to be ironic

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link

way too into football

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link

wears miniskirts and control top panty hose without meaning to be ironic

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:53 (sixteen years ago) link

cries while watching that futurama about fry and the dog

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link

morning people

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:01 (sixteen years ago) link

knives

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:07 (sixteen years ago) link

"t.v. is a waste of time"

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link

water sports

milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link

vegan/lactose intolerant/crohn's/celiac disease

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 7:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

;_;

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:34 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry crutis, you cannot be his bitch

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link

attends elementary school

latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:48 (sixteen years ago) link

at age 34

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link

attended college at age 7

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:09 (sixteen years ago) link

smarter than me by 100 IQ points

latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link

owns >2 radiohead albums

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:16 (sixteen years ago) link

and I mean for me that's kind of pushing it. the whole ">2" is how you know I am getting all mellow because I'm t-minus about 130 days from being 30

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf has happened to this board...... no caps lock? hatred for jam and drum circles? u are not noise

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:03 (sixteen years ago) link

RIDES A FIXIE

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link

SPECIAL COLLEGE EDITION:

- econ major
- psych major
- kinesiology major
- freshman
- uggs
- in a sorority
- 4.0
- talks too much about semester abroad

max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:06 (sixteen years ago) link

doesnt abide by these
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r86/DJGENEX/New%20Profile%20Images/RulesOfAquisitionEdit.jpg

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:07 (sixteen years ago) link

all of max's otm

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:07 (sixteen years ago) link

bonus: liberal artts major and doesn't realize its retarded

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago) link

- has 2+ facebook applications that aren't games

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:10 (sixteen years ago) link


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