ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

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it was easier to work out who people were when they could change their names every day.

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck changing names. I say pick an alias and stay with it, like I have. I only figured out last week that Groke and Tico Tico and Tom were all the same person!

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

what made u pick Mr. Snrub

― am0n, Sunday, 6 May 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

and, if it were up to the ILX electorate to decide between Groke and ol' Mr. S, I have a feeling Groke would be the one getting voted off the island

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― cutty, Sunday, 6 May 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

what made u pick Mr. Snrub

It's from the Simpsons. Mr. Burns disguises himself as Mr. Snrub in a futile attempt to convince the people of Springfield to give him back the $3 million fine he had to pay for dumping nuclear waste in the city park. I thought it was a funny name at the time.

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

"snr" is hard to say

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

i have wondered about this for two years, thanks for explaining

― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT THATS BURNS BACKWARDS

― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

i sadly got the mr. snrub ref from day one

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

it's also kinda ruined that episode for me whenever it comes on reruns

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

though it does contain the ilm-prescient line "I like the way Snrub thinks!"

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

RIP audio embeds for that a .wav of that line

― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

i think i might just post

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/smithersdancing.gif
"i like the way snrub thinks!"

after every one of his posts from now on

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

That shit should be a moving .gif

― David R., Monday, 7 May 2007 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

i still have no idea who anyone is

― jaxon, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

who's river wolf?

― jaxon, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh hi

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

no idea

― gbx, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

who is twinkle face

― Mr. Que, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider

― gbx, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

who is "mr. que"

-- ^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:04 (3 weeks ago)

― ^@^, Monday, 14 May 2007 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

mr que = Ian Mackaye

― sanskrit, Monday, 14 May 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

he did look familiar

― ☪, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

my first job out of high school:

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~alr237/minorthreat_MRR1.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

― ^@^, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

mr. que can u hook us up with free ice cream

― strongohulkington, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

no problem, alla Georgetown punks get free ice cream just don't come into my Häagen-Dazs shop all drunk or Hank and I will kick YOUR ASS

― Mr. Que, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

it's pronounced queue.

― ian, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

king kitty

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

resolved?

― ian, Monday, 14 May 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

i.e. if he finds volleyball players attractive, you're for it.

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:51 PM (4 minutes ago)
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Louis: just out yourself already.

-- g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:52 PM (3 minutes ago)
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hi!

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:54 PM (1 minute ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on, how could i have made it more obvious?

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

did someone mention me?

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

we dont care about u.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

me either

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on, how could i have made it more obvious?

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:59 PM (54 minutes ago)

Just got Popped.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

capital P.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

J/K KK

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

i want u to write that poppage thredd
when the big moment happens little dude
godspeed

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

this thread hasn't solved shit

― jaxon, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

he got popped during his hiatus

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

my hiatus got popped before. hurt like the dickens.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

sorry grady, i'm just way too sensitive! i'll try to chillax and get over myself... what does being "Popped" mean? did it happen to me? did I like it? btw my names Django. some of you might know me from a while ago. I see a few familiar names here and there. otherwise, hello nice to meet you all!

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

He got popped in the hiatus?

― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

cio "chillax"

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

hiatus = menstrual period of ponce Britisher schoolboys

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

no google for "manstruation"

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

give it time

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

on male menstrual training:

Tampons can be very dangerous inside the anus. They can dry the
area and adhere to the sensitive tissue therein, and can cause
damage and permanent harm.

Tampons are designed to be inserted into the vagina which is
usually a naturally moist and lubricating area. They are usually
inserted when the area is producing a flow for the Tampons to
soak up. They were not designed to be inserted into the anus.

There is the also the risk of the Tampon being lost up there.

Why take risks? I strongly suggest using something non
absorbent like a small butt plug for insertion to simulate a
Tampon, and that you secure it to something on the outside to
prevent it being lost internally.

In this way the simulation of inserting something need not
endanger the health and safety of the submissive, or result in
embarrassing visits to the hospital.

sincerely,
Christine

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

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