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worst part was that it was one of those days where yr drunk by early evening, sober up, and then get drunk again. never good.

worst worst part was that i had to get up today and go to breakfast/lunch in the same nasty, smelly clothes i was wearing the night before and without a shower. ugh.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i did that too OMG

except i even slept in my clothes AND i smoked like a smokestack last night ... i felt sorry for my 10am students!!

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

wake up hung over
wait for girl to leave
make pizza bites that i bought drunk a few days ago
make tea
eat yogurt pretzels while waiting for food to cook

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

woke up today in a maggot-covered blanket.
been cleaning house ever since.
may take weeks
(dirt bag life style)

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

How do maggots get in your blanket???

Worst ever:

tripping my face off
eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

moth eat wool, lay eggs, becoming maggots
repeat cycle til moral disgust in humans kills you all
grandma rolling over in grave

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

took mushrooms while wearing excepter shirt
tried to get cocaine
drank many beers
took an ativin
had sex
passed out

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

dirt bag

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

two great dirt stories:

#1 - friend was out drinking heavily. super hungry so she picks up pizza, cheese down, in NYC gutter and proceeds to stick in mouth. other friend luckily slaps it out of her hand before she ate it.

#2 - rather large, disgusting, no self confidence having girl. tells my friend this story. she sleeps w/dudes to make herself feel better about her self. apparently the night before, some dude she was fucking made her stick her own finger in her own ass and then stick that finger in her mouth. she said it tasted like mushu pork because she'd had chinese food earlier that day.

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

re: #2... omg was this the same girl that you and d@ve were telling stories about on the way to the corn ma(i)ze?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

nah, never met #2

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

ha - i got a slice of pizza when i was drunk a few weeks ago and proceeded to drop it on the floor of the pizza parlor as soon as it was handed to me. i ate that.

my dirtbag haiku:

attempt to move mouse
rotting for several days now:
maggot explosion!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh dirt bag style

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

open up 'bread bin' container in kitchen to find ham + cheese rolls with splotches of bright green mould on them.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

also room is a total mess with washing, newspapers, receipts, records all over it but that's less 'dirt bag style' and more 'I need a lifeskills coach', possibly.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

smoking weed nugs accumulating in the carpet

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

my room is also a total mess. haven't put away laundry i just did but it's dumped out on my bed, along w/ wrapper of balance bar from this afternoon and empty amoeba bag from yesterday. on floor: surge protector/lots of wires, USB cable, USC tote bag, stuffed anteater, more clothes (dirty), book for school, empty laptop case, empty USPS poster roll i have no idea why i'm saving. on desk: CDs, books, pills for bad back, keys, styrofoam cup, charge receipts. someone's inspecting the building tomorrow and i have to put all this shit away somewhere.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

under the bed! under the bed!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

these giant spiders
sure do like my dusty room
splat! a twinge of guilt

― latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

usb, usc, usps, cd

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

i freaked wifey the fuck out when she asked what the black seeds in our seafood curry were. i told her they were crab eyeballs.

― manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

Jeans in freezer instead of washing. Numerous dead crickets on floor.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

Jeans in freezer instead of washing.

please to explain

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

Jeans in freezer instead of washing

????

― ^@^ (map), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

an intriguing strategy!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

you all are disgusting

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'm missing TWO wheel covers, both my front floormats, and the rubber cover of my brake pedal has worn off.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

today when i was getting out of the shower i realized that my jeans smell really bad and it's time to switch to the other pair.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

the diehard denimhead sprinkles on the Baking Soda and then stashes the jeans in the freezer until they are fresh again

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

-18C (0 F):
The temperature that freezers should be running at. Freezing does not destroy bacteria, pathogens or their toxins and spores. In a freezer bacteria are merely in a state of suspended animation or a hibernation state. They will not multiply, but nor will they die.
65C (149F):
Most bacteria will start to die at this temperature
70C (158F):
The internal temperature of jeans should reach this to ensure any bacteria has been destroyed.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

personally i use febreeze antibacterial.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

picking cigs out of a pack you threw in the trash a few nights before in a fit of pique about quitting

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

allahfrog,

somebody's been reading superfuture hahahahaha.

that's the oldest trick in the book.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, febreeze is better, but in a pinch, freezer works somewhat! Guilty as charged, I am a sf and other spots addict, Shastaman. Shit, I could have been talking to a famous wakeboarder and not even known it all this time.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have a dryer so how do I retighten jeans without washing them?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

Soak in hot water in tub/bucket/sink.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

how do you avoid color fading while trying to reshrink?

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

SOAK IN HOT PAINT IN TUB/BUCKET/SINK.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

bring a 12oz. bottle of white wine vinegar to a boil and then throw in a LUKEWARM tub. then dump your jeans in ice cold water (ie water with ice cubes) after the lukewarm soak.

no soap, and god no febreze. no chemicals.

this is only if you're jeans are completely filthy though. never wash your jeans, esp. if they are dyed with indigo vegetable dye.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

thank you steve shasta, lord of denim preservation!!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

now i'm scared to buy my first pair of jeans in ten years. what if i can't take care of them?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

god, you people are so gay for your jeans!

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

Recommend sizing down to begin with, if stretching is a real problem. If you for some reason absolutely must use soap, get something like Sugarcane or Samurai's. You're a vinegar evangelist, huh, Shasta?

P.S. Steve, tell your bros to get their shit back together, Japan is kicking their ass.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

This jeans talk is insane. Buy several pair of Levi's on sale at Penny's. Wash medium with t-shirts. Dry cool. When worn out , wait for next $20 Levi's sale, throw old ones away, repeat.

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

but what if i want $160 jeans from nordstroms?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

seeing as how my last (and only) pair of pants cost $0.90, i think i could justify it to myself

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand any of this shit. Milo OTMFM.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

you tell em stormy

― ^@^ (map), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

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