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azn!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/hash/2005/4/24/84918aabb75746e3654fce08ef9fe575.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

roffle

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin, not to get all racial but that girl looks straight-up latina!

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i think you might be right :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 4 June 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

NOT A JAPANOPHILE

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 4 June 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought she was azn too, caitlin...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 June 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

From: Preston

Date: Jun 7, 2005 10:58 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hey
Body: hey dude I made a dope free tool for picking up on chicks on myspace basically, point your browser to PickupX.com and copy/paste a witty pickup line and send a different one to each chick on myspace that lives near you and you will get really good responses. it will also work to hit PickupX.com for a witty pickup line when ever a chick asks you something stupid shit like “do I know you” usually they just need you to break the ice and grabbing a witty pickup line from PickupX.com will facilitate that. anyhow dude let me know what you think and how it works for you. I would like this to be pretty well so please show PickupX to any friends whom you wish to be more success w/ the picking up chicks. also let me know if you have any ideas for PickupX.com that you would also find useful

also, let me know if you have any substantial success using PickupX with meeting chicks on myspace I love to talk about this shit w/ other guys because I love women and dating and think its fun to learn strategy from each other

sincerely,

-Preston

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

ROFFLE

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:21 PM
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: you're retarded.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:41 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: wow, I'm so impressed that you were listening to lcd soundsystem before I was. I'm totally such a poser for referencing that three years after it came out. I wish I could be an elitist like you.

suck it, Jon.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Saturday, 18 June 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 7:46:00 PM

Subject:
hey there

Message:
hey Joel
I liked your profile, and wanted to talk some more, exchange some pics, or even meet up if you want. contact me at kylie6987@h******.com
hope to talk with you soon
love kylie

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I deleted my profile.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i noticed that, ¿por que?

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

now i only have two friends :(

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

it had run its route. it was fun.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

you're a kept man

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I deleted mine over a month ago.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I only had it for three weeks!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i was sad when adam left. he gave me such a nice comment!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i deleted mine once

in a fit of pique

i didnt like myspace

i like it fine now

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam, come back! Post der Maulwurf comments again!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I...can't.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Best myspace pic:
http://myspace-825.vo.llnwd.net/00133/52/86/133996825_l.jpg

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Sunday, 26 June 2005 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

For some reason a shit ton of barely legal body-shot-posting "hot" girls have been adding me today. What the fuck is going on here? And who am I to say no?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

http://mike.cocoonbranding.com/junk/spyware.jpg

I just got another round of friendster come ons!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/16/03/17063061/10512897762961l.jpg
From:
Rachel
Date: Mon Jun 27 18:09:00 2005
Subject: the subject is me and you!
Message: hey,

your photo stood out to me, so i decided to take a look at your profile and well, i liked what I saw.. ;p

they call me Rachel Murphy! i'm 25 yrs old, from Fowler, Ohio. I love travelling, and do so whenever i get the chance to work oversees, especially all over europe!

anyways i'd go on and on, but I'd like to get a response from you first. i'd love to get to know you!

i don't know if you're able to reply to this message, so just in case you can't you can always reach me at coolsciencegeek (@) fastnetmail (.) com. I check it a lot more often than my inbox here anyway. maybe we could chat sometime.. you have a great pic but you know what they say, looks captures the eyes, but personality captures the heart.. lol

anyways, hope to hear from you soon.

Rachel Murphy

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

PLUS THE USUAL GIRLS FROM INDONESIA (CAUSE I LISTED GAMELAN?) AND THE PHILIPINES

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

coolsciencegeek!!!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

aww she seems nice

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it is Caitlin Hell wearing a fatty costume.

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://starmen.net/contests/aoe/35/RaSeb2.gif

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

ew she kind of does look like a faetty version of me, i'm ugly!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

except for your beautiful breasts!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

thx jon

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I accidentally set tits.jpg as my desktop

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

huhwhoops

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i need to start attracting less nerdish boys. the last one seemed cool and turned out to be a bland ham. this one doesn't even seem cool.

incidentally, he and jon both like rosencrantz and guildenstern!

"So I'm amazed that you have seen and enjoyed Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. I also see that you like The Little Prince. These too facts alone would make me want to learn more about you. I see also that you are cute and you have a picture from Mathnet, and this seals the deal. So, if you would like to learn more about me/are willing to tolerate another attempt to pick you up, drop me a line.
Take it easy,
Paul"

― 100 years of passionate winemaking (tehresa), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i need to start attracting less nerdish boys.

I DONT LIKE THIS IMPLICATION DUDE

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

just don't start calling yourself pablodiablo!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

My myspace name means "The Devil's Song".

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

IM ON MYSPACE NOW WTF

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i have gotten a lot of spam lately.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

now what?

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

guys, this shit is weak

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

eman, you should set the friendster [photo pending] and [no image] pictures as your myspace pixxxxxx

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:43 (eighteen years ago) link

done

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

this girl's name is NOISE AND KISSES but her profile keeps crashing my browsers. dumbass underage girls.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

tehresa i want to be yr friend. i've decided to start accepting friends again.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yay! i finally committed to myspace url - myspace.com/tehresa

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, weird, one of my roommates at math camp is from greer, sc. she likes the bible.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

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