Ask TOMBOT

TRUE FACT:

when i nearly got bounced from my flight home this last weekend because orbitz is a shuddering pile of fucking horseshit and they offered me flight vouchers if i ended up sleeping on a plastic bench with my coat draped over my head like an airways hobo, my first thought was "if i get these and get to fly out of town for like a one night trip i am going to DC and getting shitfaced with TOMBOT."

RETURN TO GOVT JOB STUFF

Tombot woulda made a really good terrifying nun in pre-Vatican II Catholic school

xoxo

dude, Hotwire/Travelocity or gtfo; Orbitz is for suckas

ehhh i went to orbitz this time because travelocity nearly stranded me in the desolate cleveland layover wasteland in the not so distant past. they really all kind of suck, also us airways/united seems to lack a basic understanding of "only sell as many actual seats as there are on the plane" so who knows

yall should revive this because I am a dad now and have new opinions

<3

Do you think it would be easier to raise a boy or a girl?

what do you think of the libyan no-fly zone.

or the tombotian no-cry zone?

ok self sb

congrats bro

that was pretty good

+1 sb obv

is the world a bleak and grim place

where do you get your ideas for babies?

Do you think it would be easier to raise a boy or a girl?

A girl. I have been a boy. Boys are awful. Plus, I am the dad. Dads and daughters get along, right?

what do you think of the libyan no-fly zone.

I'm sick of playing world police.

is the world a bleak and grim place

Of course it is. People eat dogs and bathe in sewage.

where do you get your ideas for babies?

Top Gear re-runs.

How much lulzsec-type crap have you had to deal with, or used the opportunity to point out to idiotic higher-ups the need for evolved procedures?

?

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/10/virus-hits-drone-fleet/

Wow!

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/americas-terrible-failing-grade-cyber-attack-readiness/story?id=16870064

are you guys just on MMOs all day like my friends at sony online

your thoughts http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/08/apple-amazon-mat-honan-hacking/all/1

my comments on the sitting DIRNSA are not appropriate

the honan hack just goes to prove that if your helpdesk sucks, all your other investments in protecting your customers are a complete waste

What do you predict will be some hot looks for lanyards in 2013?

madras

http://www.etsy.com/listing/103477602/fabric-lanyard-key-lanyard-badge-lanyard

your question may have just cost my family an amount of money

DDoSing stuff : anonymous :: nuclear missiles : north korea

i see what you did there

that's not even a question

https://partners.vice.com/dewars/whiskyemporium/news/meet-tombot-the-bionic-barkeep/

Perfection is a moving target.

today i spotted a woman in her early 20s outside the university of glasgow wearing a white tshirt with the word 'TOMBOT' emblazoned across the chest

startled to see an eruption of ilx into real-life, i did a double-take and she caught me looking wide-eyed at her chest

it was v embarrassing

so i ask: tombot, was this an elaborate psyop to make me appear to be a dirty old man irl?

(it def read 'TOMBOT' and not 'TOMBOY' btw)

actually wait a minute, maybe it did read 'TOMBOY' after all

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmediaus.topshop.com%2Fwcsstore%2FTopShopUS%2Fimages%2Fcatalog%2FTS04M54MCRM_Zoom_F_1.jpg&f=1

so let me amend my question: tombot, did you adopt this username as part of a longterm psyop involving international clothing chain topshop in order to troll me into staring at a woman's chest?

The overwhelming urge to hungrily ogle a woman's chest is perfectly natural for a boy your age. There's no need to blame Tombot or yourself.

au contraire, i think there's every need to blame tombot for making me look like a sex pest out there on the bustling streets of scotland's largest city

MY city dammit

sure it wasnt MT city?

tombot's continued silence on this issue speaks volumes imo

No I did not make that shirt

But it is a good story

feels like exactly the kind of thing the man behind that shirt would say tbh

Also, best revive ever

And congratulations to darraghmac for the heyoooo

please, too kind, this is your night, too kind, etc

tombot do you have any lanyard updates

i'm joining the lanyard crowd :(

The new look in 2018 is BATIK

I bought almost a dozen of them at the Petronas Towers gift shop last month. Many coworkers are looking very fashionable as a result.

I'm thinking braided leather, kinda boloish

I’m thinking you’re on a path to destruction

tombot what would the DoD do if the president ordered it to cease planning for/wasting money on climate change? just ignore it?

Like squeezing jello. I’m challenged to think of the right wording of the order that would have to come down to make the entire defense apparatus pivot towards spending more money on fuel instead of spending less

especially since Mattis has a DEPSECDEF who has made a priority of running an actual audit of DoD expenditures