final lolution

revelatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpDZ3WotLXY

beamz

lol "anyone can do it! even a woman"

With the beamz, there should be no performance anxiety at all because — whichever beam you break, in whatever sequence — your music is guaranteed to be harmonious. All discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out so everyone plays great.

omg haha beamz uncontrollable laughter seriously tears brought to eyes
but also b/c i didn't know itunes was playing (b/c i guess i left it on when out) and sunroof! song was playing and so at first i was confused and like whoa beamz is fucking aaawesome
ohman ow hand motions this is the best 2am internet discovery in years

(which i know means i've been neglecting the internet and tv)

"MORE COWBELL!" over footage featuring NO cowbell

i wonder if it comes with those rockin' out sunglasses

and that 'rockin out' face

"excellent for child molesters"

i wonder if it comes with those rockin' out sunglasses

BLU BLOCKERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Png-PC0ews&NR=1

i like the bit at the end where he inexplicably turns into chief wiggum

"Be a hero"

http://parisbff.com/people/EthanErotica/videos/10600

andwhat nooooo

hahahaha

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d69d74371e.png

Hey, I've had a great idea. Let's all take the piss out of the grief stricken tv presenter who's lying cold on a mortuary slab after topping himself.

Who's in?

-- Billy Dods, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Me, Enrique, and DG if he feels like it.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you should kill your housemate in their sleep.

-- pipecock, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

such passion

-- blueski, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

o youtube needs the blublocker commercial where proto-turbo dude says they make everything look "3-D"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGl0xQmnhc&feature=related

I've got one more week of class, then I'm done.

Two and a half years ago I was in San Antonio sitting on the floor outside my bedroom. I was in one of those multi-lease places where each bedroom had its own lock, and I'd managed to lock myself out. I'd stumbled home on a Sunday morning, so the maintanence office was closed. I was broke and couldn't afford a locksmith. So I was hungover, locked out, and trying to slide my fingers under the door to grab a manila envelope just on the other side. It was my lease for a new apartment in Austin. My way out. I couldn't reach it.

As tends to happen at bottom-of-the-barrel moments, the whole thing metaphorized in front of my face and I broke down. I remember very clearly thinking "this is it. I'm never gonna finish school. I'm never gonna get out of this town. I'll lose her. What's the point?"

From fall 05 to spring 08 has been a rough ride. Two more colleges, lost friends, broken down cars, lots of trust lost and regained. There's been a lot of hurt, but I'm here now.

Jesus fucking Christ does it feel good.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:34 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

get a job

-- DG, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:35 (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

quickest ever

was gonna say

good work btw

There's been quicker:

Dan were you previously unaware that fratboys are stupid or something

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, February 21, 2008 11:48 AM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Shakey were you aware that shut the fuck up

-- HI DERE, Thursday, February 21, 2008 11:49 AM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- remy bean, Thursday, 21 February 2008 20:51 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

nah i meant from there to here

get a job

-- DG, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:35 (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, April 14, 2008 7:36 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

o_O

dom magictino

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/19042/thumbs/s-JOE-SCARBOROUGH-large.jpg

E-/

http://i28.tinypic.com/256sewy.gif

mark lahlberg

oh my god what is that from

m night shymalan's 'the happening'

i made it btw and i demand credit

er, sorry dude.

jhoshea, you get credit

http://i28.tinypic.com/256sewy.gif

^^ useful material for future aspie zings

btw jho in case I haven't told you lately, you are the fucking man

that is possibly on many levels the best animated gif I have ever seen

it's not totally haw haw material by itself, as befits this thread, but between the efforts of messrs. shyamalan, wahlberg and o'shea, humanity may have finally arrived at exactly what it means to be a human being in 2008, give or take three to seven decades, perhaps even more

I just C+p'd it to my USAF vet-bros email distro and explained that I was going to say that was what 30 really felt like but then I realized no, every birthday feels like that

i certainly feel like that

that gif should be posted every time tuomas asks a question

It should just replace the paperthinwalls logo

can gifs be art? i think we have answered the question.

it's the information age descendant of munch's scream

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