posts very much in character

gershy clings to ILX tenaciously, like velcro

velkro?

HA

I'M BACK!!

^first post hall of fame imo

cool part when a babby gets bayonneted

― cankles, Monday, 29 September 2008 00:51 (1 year ago) Bookmark

if done right, Michael Moore's takedown of Obama could be his best film, and Cannes aesthetes will never prize that.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:15 (10 minutes ago)

I love you dude but

haa

Well, just because there is a bear named Bungle (who apparently is not in a band, nor is he a solo singer or an instrumentalist) doesn't mean the band Mr. Bungle was named after him.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just bless him little IDM nipples.

(I wish I could find the pic of him and Richard 69-ing one another but the site has taken it offline. ::sadface::)

Ok I once had a dude strike up a conversation with me in the downstairs lounge of the dorm, and it was loud so he suggested we go into the "music room" (empty except for a piano), at which point he aggressively hit on me. I turned him down, and he was very mellow about it all. He explained that he saw the big bulge in my pants and had to talk to me. I told him it was fabric, all fabric. I even let him squeeze the fabric to prove it. (I'm such a tease.)

Really, you'd think anyone who has their own equipment would know the difference between fabric and gargantuar slab o' cock.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 23:32 (Yesterday) Bookmark

actual lols @ I even let him squeeze the fabric to prove it. (I'm such a tease.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW that quote was going to be the cause of this most recent bump.

the only curb your enthusiasm i've ever watched in full

I even let him squeeze the fabric to prove it. (I'm such a tease.)

oh r u

<3 kenan

(empty except for a piano)

HAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW that quote was going to be the cause of this most recent bump.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, June 2, 2010 8:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

trust me, the bump is all fabric

can i squeeze?

If anyone knows w/any certainty whether Malick was born in Ottawa, IL, or Waco, TX, let me know.

― jaymc, Tuesday, June 8, 2010 1:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Haha, about 5 years ago I was running a anat-guarde band called NE! comprising 3 Estonian music critics: me, Berk Vaher and Lauri Sommer. It was fun. We even released a album NE! & Berk Vaher (Vaher was most famous then) "Bullshience Fiction" and ´course performed several times. One gig ended up with fight between me and Vaher. Lauri Sommer`s still struggling as folk musician (called Kago) and released a solo-LP "Piimash" (under Kohvi Records, quite well-known electronic music label) last year.

― Margus Kiis, estonian rock critic (Margus Kiis, estonian rock cri), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:10 (5 years ago)

xp Ha, well, that was actually work-related.

TS: Beverley Craven vs. Nirvana
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And would the latter have been possible, without the sonic template laid down by the former?
Beverley Craven
Nirvana

― Freedom, Thursday, 27 May 2010 17:39 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ban/Thread Unban/Thread Ban User Info Yellow Card

beverley craven

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 27 May 2010 17:40 (1 week ago) Bookmark

He is a dude (and apparently dated my step-aunt in the '70s).

― WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Thursday, June 10, 2010 12:16 AM (26 minutes ago)

dying @ Whiney's post

― ksh, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 7:54 PM (Yesterday)

I am just going to post this here, in case I ever need to refer to it:

Whatever Works (2009): 92
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008): 96
Cassandra's Dream (2007): 108
Scoop (2006): 96
Match Point (2005): 124
Melinda and Melinda (2004): 99
Anything Else (2003): 108
Hollywood Ending (2002): 112
Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001): 103
Small Time Crooks (2000): 94
Sweet and Lowdown (1999): 95
Celebrity (1998): 113
Deconstructing Harry (1997): 96
Everybody Says I Love You (1996): 101
Mighty Aphrodite (1995): 95
Bullets Over Broadway (1994): 98
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993): 104
Husbands and Wives (1992): 108
Shadows and Fog (1991): 85
Alice (1990): 102
Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989(: 104
Another Woman (1988): 81
September (1987): 82
Radio Days (1987): 88
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): 103
Purple Rose of Cairo (1985): 82
Broadway Danny Rose (1984): 84
Zelig (1983): 79
Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982): 88
Stardust Memories (1980): 89
Manhattan (1979): 96
Interiors (1978): 93
Annie Hall (1977): 93
Love and Death (1975): 85
Sleeper (1973): 89
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (1972): 88
Bananas (1971): 82
Take the Money and Run (1969): 85
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966): 80

― jaymc, Monday, June 14, 2010 3:07 PM (2 hours ago)

what the hell does that mean?

haha, I bet I know most of those running times w/in 5 mins.

lol plax (ico) A+

love y'all, haters

press "hide" next to the first Farmville update you see, then press "Hide Farmville" or whatever, and you're free

― ksh, Thursday, 17 June 2010 08:19

what

idgi

ksh posts about Facebook And How To Cope With It a lot. and swooped in on jj's idle mention like a helpdesk employee getitng paid on bonuses.

the check arrived this morning

A brutally honest, gritty, ball-sack swinging MAN would admit, "I wasn't planning on it." I'm telling you now that I am not that man.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Thursday, June 17, 2010 10:35 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im just gonna search displayName:kenan AND text:ballsack and post everything here someday

kenan wrote this on thread Chicago: Interesting to Type, but Perhaps not to Read on board I Love Everything on Oct 9, 2007

Balls. Mine.

kenan wrote this on thread 2010 US Census thread because we can't move forward until you mail it back on board I Love Everything on Mar 30, 2010

Of my balls.

kenan wrote this on thread What does God smell like? on board I Love Everything on Aug 17, 2007

your balls ARE god

kenan wrote this on thread do you still have your original genitals on board I Love Everything on Apr 25, 2007

I got purple neon under my balls

kenan wrote this on thread Chicago: Do you want tamales? Tamales? on board I Love Everything on Mar 26, 2007

yeah, Harold Washington is a pretty building, but balls as a library.

kenan wrote this on thread Chicago: customers are advised to allow extra travel time on board I Love Everything on Aug 6, 2007

those are big floppy balls

kenan wrote this on thread Sarah Silverman: Funny or not? Hot or not? on board I Love Everything on Jun 4, 2007

yeah that was one of my favorite bits, actually. The balls on that woman.

kenan wrote this on thread Chicago: Jesus just left. on board I Love Everything on Apr 12, 2007

I'll see your balls and raise you... nevermind

kenan wrote this on thread Chicago: The zittiest summer ever on board I Love Everything on Jul 23, 2007

save yr head, shave yr balls

"do you still have your own genitals on board" - is that like bumper balls or truck nutz or whatever they're called?

Man, I feel like shite. I think I'm just going to bail and go home tonight instead of out - it is so cold, I dont think I'd enjoy myself.

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 14:11 (9 minutes ago)

Hahahaha.

instead of oot

man i was all excited to talk about the five percent nation of islam more when i woke up this morning but then i come to find contenderizer had a meltdown and geir love gang green!

― m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:39 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha

fuck! awesome dr. yakub...i forgot about him!

i really miss the five percent nation of islam.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahahahaa!

― deej, Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i love how dr. yakub gets the same m@tt he1ges0n treatment as obscure cali gangsta rap from 1991

― deej, Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:41 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

between all this grafted devil shit and the grunge thread i'm all nostalgic right now.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:41 PM Bookmark

^^^classic ilm exchange imo

I'm generally pretty mellow & it's-cool-I-can-see-your-point, except when it comes to metal, with respect to which u r all posing and should be ashamed, no matter who you are

― get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, June 28, 2010 2:50 PM (7 seconds ago)

I only wrote that post to get some love on this thread tbh

needs the phrase 'beat your ass' to be a real PVMIC imo

have actually discussed your stance on metal with ilxors irl tbh

does this album have the best (american) rapping of the year?

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, July 2, 2010 1:43 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink