posts very much in character

Avocado? Fuck off.

― John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:01 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

like, really. just put on a movie and hold me and let's make out. call me molly ringwald but it's like really is that too much to ask for??!! all these boys these days, rim this, fuck that, i'm like calm down

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 3:31 PM (2 minutes ago)

(my new sig)

haha

They's how they get dogs in the movies to feign affection. They have a special crew member that just supplies pussy juice.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, December 8, 2005 7:56 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooooooooooooooooooool

:[ appropriate for this thread but omg ew. :[

trying to think if that would be props, costume or would there be an animal wrangler w/a bucket of cooze juice.

it's kept in capri sun pouches you idiot

misspelled "douches" there

E-mail to OED sent.

― jaymc, Friday, May 14, 2010 5:13 PM

He played in Manhattan last night, but I didn't go because I went to see a tribute band play all of Tusk in its entirety.

― ian, Monday, May 17, 2010 10:28 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

[POST REMOVED TO WHICH SUBSEQUENT POSTS REFER –– DON'T BE CONFUSÉD, THERE ISN'T A METAPILE ON IAN]

omg

i knew that would make you jubilant.

that is like tobias funke levels of un self-consciousness

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I know this is all joeks etc but I would be a bad moderator if I didn't point out that this type of needling/teasing/harassment/whatever-you-want-to-call-it is part of what led to Dom getting kicked off of the boards. It's probably best to stick to people who have not posted vociferous, valid complaints about how their words have been used to imply libelous things about them.

RIP gershy

?

Sometimes I wonder what gershy's been up to. Dude was always like "Revive!"

maybe he'll come back from the dead someday ; )

So full of life...

gershy clings to ILX tenaciously, like velcro

velkro?

HA

I'M BACK!!

^first post hall of fame imo

cool part when a babby gets bayonneted

― cankles, Monday, 29 September 2008 00:51 (1 year ago) Bookmark

if done right, Michael Moore's takedown of Obama could be his best film, and Cannes aesthetes will never prize that.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:15 (10 minutes ago)

I love you dude but

haa

Well, just because there is a bear named Bungle (who apparently is not in a band, nor is he a solo singer or an instrumentalist) doesn't mean the band Mr. Bungle was named after him.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just bless him little IDM nipples.

(I wish I could find the pic of him and Richard 69-ing one another but the site has taken it offline. ::sadface::)

Ok I once had a dude strike up a conversation with me in the downstairs lounge of the dorm, and it was loud so he suggested we go into the "music room" (empty except for a piano), at which point he aggressively hit on me. I turned him down, and he was very mellow about it all. He explained that he saw the big bulge in my pants and had to talk to me. I told him it was fabric, all fabric. I even let him squeeze the fabric to prove it. (I'm such a tease.)

Really, you'd think anyone who has their own equipment would know the difference between fabric and gargantuar slab o' cock.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 23:32 (Yesterday) Bookmark

actual lols @ I even let him squeeze the fabric to prove it. (I'm such a tease.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW that quote was going to be the cause of this most recent bump.

the only curb your enthusiasm i've ever watched in full

I even let him squeeze the fabric to prove it. (I'm such a tease.)

oh r u

<3 kenan

(empty except for a piano)

HAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW that quote was going to be the cause of this most recent bump.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, June 2, 2010 8:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

trust me, the bump is all fabric

can i squeeze?

If anyone knows w/any certainty whether Malick was born in Ottawa, IL, or Waco, TX, let me know.

― jaymc, Tuesday, June 8, 2010 1:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Haha, about 5 years ago I was running a anat-guarde band called NE! comprising 3 Estonian music critics: me, Berk Vaher and Lauri Sommer. It was fun. We even released a album NE! & Berk Vaher (Vaher was most famous then) "Bullshience Fiction" and ´course performed several times. One gig ended up with fight between me and Vaher. Lauri Sommer`s still struggling as folk musician (called Kago) and released a solo-LP "Piimash" (under Kohvi Records, quite well-known electronic music label) last year.

― Margus Kiis, estonian rock critic (Margus Kiis, estonian rock cri), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:10 (5 years ago)

xp Ha, well, that was actually work-related.

TS: Beverley Craven vs. Nirvana
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And would the latter have been possible, without the sonic template laid down by the former?
Beverley Craven
Nirvana

― Freedom, Thursday, 27 May 2010 17:39 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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beverley craven

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 27 May 2010 17:40 (1 week ago) Bookmark

He is a dude (and apparently dated my step-aunt in the '70s).

― WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Thursday, June 10, 2010 12:16 AM (26 minutes ago)

dying @ Whiney's post

― ksh, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 7:54 PM (Yesterday)

I am just going to post this here, in case I ever need to refer to it:

Whatever Works (2009): 92
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008): 96
Cassandra's Dream (2007): 108
Scoop (2006): 96
Match Point (2005): 124
Melinda and Melinda (2004): 99
Anything Else (2003): 108
Hollywood Ending (2002): 112
Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001): 103
Small Time Crooks (2000): 94
Sweet and Lowdown (1999): 95
Celebrity (1998): 113
Deconstructing Harry (1997): 96
Everybody Says I Love You (1996): 101
Mighty Aphrodite (1995): 95
Bullets Over Broadway (1994): 98
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993): 104
Husbands and Wives (1992): 108
Shadows and Fog (1991): 85
Alice (1990): 102
Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989(: 104
Another Woman (1988): 81
September (1987): 82
Radio Days (1987): 88
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): 103
Purple Rose of Cairo (1985): 82
Broadway Danny Rose (1984): 84
Zelig (1983): 79
Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982): 88
Stardust Memories (1980): 89
Manhattan (1979): 96
Interiors (1978): 93
Annie Hall (1977): 93
Love and Death (1975): 85
Sleeper (1973): 89
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (1972): 88
Bananas (1971): 82
Take the Money and Run (1969): 85
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966): 80

― jaymc, Monday, June 14, 2010 3:07 PM (2 hours ago)

what the hell does that mean?