final lolution

secret tuomas borad

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 10:36 AM

Donna Tartt: The Little Friend
One of the books Brett Anderson asked me to try getting hold of for him but I can't be arsed because he just assumes that as a rock star, people are going to want to sort this kind of shit for him repeatedly and bask in lackey-glory.
Ha ha Brett, I've got my (embargoed) copy now and yo-ou can't have one, ner-ner.

And to y'all, IT's FANTASTIC. C21 To Kill A Mockingbird and all that. It'll blow your minds.

-- suzy (suzy), Friday, October 18, 2002 7:37 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^read this book while working as night watchman for an agricultural fair.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:26 (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol

that is one of the worst books ever

ner-ner

my mom couldn't finish reading one of her books

I have never heard of her. Should I look her up y/n?

slocki otm

secret history is pretty good paperback shlock tho

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/08/nlunt108.xml

anus gives relief in time of need
http://youtube.com/watch?v=agK2uZBNbnU

practice the HONK!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IDy1KZFCTlo

omg

http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Brody_Ruckus

The question, though, is if we should revile Brody Ruckus as a hoax, or revere him for bringing needed attention to threesome's. Santa Claus is a Hoax, but we love what he stands for.

I liked the little friend, meth crazed hillbillys get pwned by 10 year old

well if you guys want to talk about teenpop you can use ask chaki it's safe here.

-- chaki, Thursday, April 10, 2008 6:05 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

Does anyone know how to divert the code that doesn't allow you to watch those SNL videos if you're not in America? I tried to watch them via an anonymizer website, but it still didn't work.

-- Tuomas, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:00 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

US TV Proxy [rickroll URL]

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:01 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"Down until 4/19/08 due to bandwidth limitations!"

But thanks anyway.

-- Tuomas, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:02 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lool

old as shit but still cracks me up, jamie foxx destroys a man - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47r-0VlvkzM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/dimla/cnl14.gif

thanking u

richard d james?

there's the man behind burt-stanton and the creation known as burt-stanton and every day they struggle for control

-- burt_stanton, Saturday, April 12, 2008 12:03 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

revelatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpDZ3WotLXY

beamz

lol "anyone can do it! even a woman"

With the beamz, there should be no performance anxiety at all because — whichever beam you break, in whatever sequence — your music is guaranteed to be harmonious. All discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out so everyone plays great.

omg haha beamz uncontrollable laughter seriously tears brought to eyes
but also b/c i didn't know itunes was playing (b/c i guess i left it on when out) and sunroof! song was playing and so at first i was confused and like whoa beamz is fucking aaawesome
ohman ow hand motions this is the best 2am internet discovery in years

(which i know means i've been neglecting the internet and tv)

"MORE COWBELL!" over footage featuring NO cowbell

i wonder if it comes with those rockin' out sunglasses

and that 'rockin out' face

"excellent for child molesters"

i wonder if it comes with those rockin' out sunglasses

BLU BLOCKERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Png-PC0ews&NR=1

i like the bit at the end where he inexplicably turns into chief wiggum

"Be a hero"

http://parisbff.com/people/EthanErotica/videos/10600

andwhat nooooo

hahahaha

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d69d74371e.png

Hey, I've had a great idea. Let's all take the piss out of the grief stricken tv presenter who's lying cold on a mortuary slab after topping himself.

Who's in?

-- Billy Dods, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Me, Enrique, and DG if he feels like it.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you should kill your housemate in their sleep.

-- pipecock, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

such passion

-- blueski, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

o youtube needs the blublocker commercial where proto-turbo dude says they make everything look "3-D"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGl0xQmnhc&feature=related

I've got one more week of class, then I'm done.

Two and a half years ago I was in San Antonio sitting on the floor outside my bedroom. I was in one of those multi-lease places where each bedroom had its own lock, and I'd managed to lock myself out. I'd stumbled home on a Sunday morning, so the maintanence office was closed. I was broke and couldn't afford a locksmith. So I was hungover, locked out, and trying to slide my fingers under the door to grab a manila envelope just on the other side. It was my lease for a new apartment in Austin. My way out. I couldn't reach it.

As tends to happen at bottom-of-the-barrel moments, the whole thing metaphorized in front of my face and I broke down. I remember very clearly thinking "this is it. I'm never gonna finish school. I'm never gonna get out of this town. I'll lose her. What's the point?"

From fall 05 to spring 08 has been a rough ride. Two more colleges, lost friends, broken down cars, lots of trust lost and regained. There's been a lot of hurt, but I'm here now.

Jesus fucking Christ does it feel good.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:34 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

get a job

-- DG, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:35 (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

quickest ever

was gonna say

good work btw

There's been quicker:

Dan were you previously unaware that fratboys are stupid or something

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, February 21, 2008 11:48 AM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Shakey were you aware that shut the fuck up

-- HI DERE, Thursday, February 21, 2008 11:49 AM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- remy bean, Thursday, 21 February 2008 20:51 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

nah i meant from there to here

get a job

-- DG, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:35 (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, April 14, 2008 7:36 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

o_O