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uh, ya. pretty sure i'd call in sick the day they filmed that one

― jaxon, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

"Sick? No problem! This'll totally clean out your sinuses!"

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

has nobody went WTF yet at the meat packed cowboy boots? :|

― going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:10 (sixteen years ago)

boots filled with brisket!

― jaxon, Saturday, May 1, 2010 9:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark S

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:25 (sixteen years ago)

oh okay good. : |

― going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:28 (sixteen years ago)

: )

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:41 (sixteen years ago)

lynn fucking thompson

http://i43.tinypic.com/332tm2u.jpg

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lynncthompson.com/

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:47 (sixteen years ago)

is that the fat guy in the colorful dress shirts? the fat guy in the colorful dress shirt talks like the color commentator from the world's strongest man show on espn. like, he's obviously taken a public speaking course but the only notes he's taken away are "don't use uhms and speak in complete sentences" and "end your statements in on a down note."

― going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:50 (sixteen years ago)

Lynn C. Thompson, the President, founder and face of Cold Steel, Inc., is a life-long practitioner of martial arts. He has studied and trained in Western Boxing, Kali, Thai Boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He is also highly skilled in Shoot Fighting, Stick Fighting, Saber Fencing, and, above all, Knife Fighting. He has been consistently refining his skills for well over thirty years.
He currently spends fourteen to sixteen hours a week in training, six of which are spent taking private lessons with Ron Balicki, Anthony DeLongis, and other highly respected martial artists.
He also produces a variety of instructional DVD's. All are geared toward fighting techniques, and most showcase the use of Cold Steel products in self-defense situations. He stars in a majority of these productions himself.

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:50 (sixteen years ago)

originally read that as 14 to 16 hrs a day, did not surprise me.

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

Sadly their website does its best to discourage you from coming by and trying to hang out with everyone.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

"He currently spends fourteen to sixteen hours a week in training"

He seems awfully chubby for that much training.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

"He currently spends fourteen to sixteen hours a week in training"

He seems awfully chubby for that much training.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, May 4, 2010 6:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

work hard, eat hard

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

He eats the boot meats. Raw.

― Three Word Username, Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i was thinking the cold steel company barbecue must be pretty wild. diagonal chopped ribs, half pig head, boot meat, stab-your-own trash cans of kool-aid

― goole, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

sword-caught honeydew melon

― goole, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

pass the pepperspray

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1ckL6eXbsyKR8WM.jpg

― INGMAR BIRDMAN CÅSH MONEY (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

Violent JG

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Friday, 7 May 2010 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

Ass Dan Conner

― jeff, Friday, 7 May 2010 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/2e1vybr.jpg

― saudade, Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahahahahaahahaha

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/48/1273305423382h.gif

― Sébastien, Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha what a pimp

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

amazing

― A. U. Khan (am0n), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

do I smell a tumblr meme

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

why is dog wearing a sweater?

― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

good lord that's got me looolin

― party time! (Z S), Saturday, 8 May 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

AWESOME

I keep getting Benson to ride on the Roomba. So far he just runs away from it.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

Wait - I just woke up. That should have read "I keep trying to get Benson" to ride on the Roomba.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

if this is one of those viral things that everyone on earth has already seen, i apologize:

http://illusion.scene360.com/wp-content/themes/sahara-10/submissions/obama_painting.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.artofobama.com/wp-content/uploads/3060/ap_obama_art_090522_ssv.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

though to be honest, this is cooler:

http://www.magena-art.com/images/bodypainting/bodypainting9.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

MAJOR LOLS AT ROOMBA ATTACK CAT

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 9 May 2010 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4QBZfjtqs

fast forward past the first minute or so

O_o

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

can't wait for that to finally come out; I think the trailer came out about a year ago.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:22 (sixteen years ago)

did not know there was a movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEPh_KlTyII

― A. U. Khan (am0n), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:45 (sixteen years ago)

I BELIEVE IN TIM JAMES

― INGMAR BIRDMAN CÅSH MONEY (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

,img src=http://8.media.tumblr.com/LDT7Zi9Rbjit20hkflSlgRu9o1_r3_400.gif>;

― bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

what i meant was

http://8.media.tumblr.com/LDT7Zi9Rbjit20hkflSlgRu9o1_r3_400.gif

― bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

more Cold Steel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQiaurIiDM

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

* Meats utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission.

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

I love the idea of a board room meeting with "what kind of cool shit can we cut in half?" as the top item on the agenda.

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

"this stuff"

― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

we need more gifs of the milton looking dude

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

that piece of rope is bigger than my upper arm
hundreds and hundreds of strands
of polyester
and twine
all braided together
enormous resisitance
but its no match for our chinese war sword

― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

is that the guy from parker lewis can't loose?

― bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/aelea9.jpg

― A. U. Khan (am0n), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

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