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A BUDLEIGH Salterton man claims he heard 'aliens giggling' and saw unexplained lights as he walked past Bear Lane.

Alien sceptic Phil Hooton, of Shortwood Close, reported the sighting earlier this month as he walked home from the Dog and Donkey pub at Knowle.

Mr Hooton, who said he 'rarely' drinks, said the encounter had left him more open minded to alien life.

He said the 'strange' lights disappeared when he tried to approach them.

Mr Hooton said: "I was leaving the Dog and Donkey with my dog Dixie after a lemonade, or two.

"Walking past Bear Lane I saw some strange lights which at first I thought was a police car.

"I cautiously approached the lights and in the blink of an eye the lights went off and all I could hear were aliens giggling.

The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:00 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8#t-14

jaxon, Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=mwVrKwNyl18

kill whiney (cutty), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

are we gonna get in trouble for laughing at crazy black people?

jaxon, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKVO8dJH0LQ

dyªº (dyao), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

are we gonna get in trouble for laughing at crazy black people?

i wasn't gonna bring it up...

kill whiney (cutty), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

omg, lolling at vibrato mascara chick

jaxon, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=mwVrKwNyl18

― kill whiney (cutty), Saturday, April 24, 2010 9:53 PM

*dies*

am0n, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.samgentle.com/irishcripwalk.html

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Sunday, 25 April 2010 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zRaPOzclI&feature=player_embedded

excitation needed (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

kids are too internet saavy these days.

ian, Monday, 26 April 2010 06:04 (sixteen years ago)

i don't think that's a kid

went ham in a bad way (stevie), Monday, 26 April 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

kids are too old these days

who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Monday, 26 April 2010 10:18 (sixteen years ago)

already linked to this on video game lolz but it's worth sharing here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbAWZ8yPks&feature=player_embedded#!

excitation needed (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

thats not really how trailers work

eyes without afaik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 26 April 2010 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://jerksinyourarea.com/2010/04/the-secret-saved-my-life/

takes a while to get goin

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

site's got quality

http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/10/is-my-son-having-sex-63-meadowbrook/

eyes without afaik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFKqr5GhcxQ

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zr3bL.jpg

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:36 (sixteen years ago)

lol

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFSvkIMN89Y

second toughest in the internets (another al3x), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

The New Mascot for the Class AA Northwest Arkansas Naturals

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152941-1/Stair_sledding.gif

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

but this guy, though

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152819-1/Shoe_sliding_stairs.gif

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

styles for miles

jaxon, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

clearly a put-on, but kinda fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv2cNrI-5ug

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 tim and eric

jeff, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

what an unconventional and therefore humorous musical performance

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

lol jeff

kill whiney (cutty), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

he touchsch me

kill whiney (cutty), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

you liked that silly video, did ya cutty? ;)

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

it touchsched me

kill whiney (cutty), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

the john jacob niles of nigeria

Shakey Ja Mocha (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://safariclubusa.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Gigantopithecus.7834526_std.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

2 Girls 1 Cup Analysis Using Medians from Paul Shen on Vimeo.

i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 April 2010 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-12-most-outrageous-insane-clown-posse-lyrics

jaxon, Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1RaEXhy5Wc

in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zgC14DUxX0

catty (jeff), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

missed the lols on that one

Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 30 April 2010 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

i think the 'joek' is because larry's first response to that traumatic story is "what did he do with the food" but tbh the story's too traumatic to lol

went ham in a bad way (stevie), Friday, 30 April 2010 09:00 (sixteen years ago)

I was expecting more larry king questions because they do always make me lol, dude is cold as ice

Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 30 April 2010 09:08 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6qcvrF-4I

Pinochet one is my favorite

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 30 April 2010 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHD_NH8OUGY

am0n, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

A+

iiiijjjj, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

crying

goole, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

from jon's blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw

jaxon, Friday, 30 April 2010 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah it's all over facebook as well apparently.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 April 2010 21:50 (sixteen years ago)


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