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wouldn't it be rad if the guy's actual name was "mario zeldastein"

fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

scare quotes and all

fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, no wonder he was a thief

fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

maybe i've said too much...

fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

so was there another dude names "wario zeldastein" there who was like really cool and baked cupcakes for everyone all the time?

dipster purpies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

no but waluigi zeldastein made a great bundt cake, dude kept getting lost all the time though

fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=SGtaix7zszE

full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

SHE'S A GODDAMN LOL CAT, SHE IS!

fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

don't know if these were posted anywhere... tim & eric haters stay away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=LCl5uyn5K7k

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

they're pretty good as far as corporate commercials go

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://media.digikey.com/photos/United%20Chemi-Con%20Photos/SMH%20SERIES%2025H,25.4D.jpg

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

i've never seen their show but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

no no it always seems to work out when we talk about race and humor on noise board

max, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:37 (sixteen years ago)

ah yes, tim and eric are the first people to cast terry crews as a crazy black person

how about you stfu

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=pQhLLCUgFIg

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've been saying this on ilx for like two years, so it's good to have an ally

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

there are plenty of crazy white people on T&EASGB

also this is sick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=toG4bHjPLEU

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

thanks jordan for making whiney put on his fucking racism hat

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

it's my second favorite of whiney's hats

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/no_racism_hat-p148975885109101054tdto_210.jpg

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

wasn't it cutty who was talkin in a yes-dickish way about beard fight?

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

when i get all ethan i write in all lowercase i aint bullshittin

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

what type and frequency of black ppl should tim and eric be casting?

1) more crazy black ppl
2) less crazy black ppl
3) more black ppl, but less crazy
4) more black ppl, and crazier
5) less black ppl, and less crazy
6) less black ppl, but crazier
7) tim and eric should continue casting exactly as many black ppl as they have been, and at the exact same degree of craziness as past black ppl have been

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

i posted the beard fight, but was never talking in a yes-dickish way about it

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

but it's nice you want to bring all that back up

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

actually i guess options 1 and 2 are pretty much redundant given options 4 and 5 huh

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

really not going to get into the merits of this argument here, but TERRY CREWS IS ONE FUCKING CRAZY BLACK MAN!! LOL!

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

so weird he keeps getting cast in crazy black man roles...

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

whiney u should talk to his agent, make sure to wear the racism hat

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

you could stop things like this before they happen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=FWstyHN4Iy4

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Gnve-2iyRgM

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

really not going to get into the merits of this argument here but OLD SPICE ODER BLOCKING BODY WASH KABOOOOM

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

but you're right it does say more about terry crews choosing to make money than tim and eric being prenaturally drawn to casting black people acting crazy in everything they do, you have shown me the error of my ways

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

tim and eric didn't create terry crews, racism did

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

BUILDING KICK!

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

still feel like we havent gotten to the heart of this issue

max, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

that won't happen until HI DERE shows up and bans me

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

I haven't seen any recent Tim and Eric, but LOL CRAZY BLACK PERSON never occurred to me as a regular "thing" they do. I mean, LOL CRAZY PERSON, yeah, but they don't seem to be disproportionately black. Seems like they're into making jokes about corny white people more than anything.

circa1916, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

cutty u should've posted it in ilx's "safe space" for tim & eric discussion: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job - Christ Almighty this show is funny.

☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 15 April 2010 04:35 (sixteen years ago)

guys the real problem is that those old spice kablammo skits just aren't funny

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

yeah the other old spice ads with the horse are funnier

max, Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

also when you think about it you are being reverse racists because you're not letting black people be funny

~think about it~

█▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

yeah the other old spice ads with the horse are funnier

why? because there's a black guy on a horse?

cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

i've never used old spice i do wonder why their advertisements always come down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcA3MmV6Ymk

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

i don't think the black dude on a horse is acting crazy at all, cutty

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

please

cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

stfu

cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

To recap: j0rdan agrees with me and 0 people agree with u

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

I haven't seen any recent Tim and Eric, but LOL CRAZY BLACK PERSON never occurred to me as a regular "thing" they do. I mean, LOL CRAZY PERSON, yeah, but they don't seem to be disproportionately black. Seems like they're into making jokes about corny white people more than anything.

― circa1916, Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:48 PM (Yesterday)

cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:23 (sixteen years ago)


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