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crystal swing r like very bottom of the list of things i am ashamed abt this country. also, they are not v. atypical of the showband revival thing and their voices aren't bad or anything.

"mario zeldastein" got fired for stealing stuff btw

lol

still find old JRPG cases in our library that are shelved and filed but missing the actual game disc and i'm all "CURSE YOU MARIO ZELDASTEIN!" *shakes fist to the sky*

m@tt u got any good stories about knockin boots w/ jacy to crystal method

did m@tt actually start talking about working at fuse show somewhere or did he just jump into inside knowledge of mario zeldastein w/o warning?

(whiney sorry i work at g@me 1nform3r and i was an intern when they did appearances on that corny fuse show, "mario zeldastein" was a dude that worked there at the time)

i didn't ever meet the fuse ppl the gi segment were just taped remotely, i remember them happening when i was an intern, i guess i thought ppl knew where i worked and shit

anyway.

pretty sure i had a gf who had jacy's shirt there

wouldn't it be rad if the guy's actual name was "mario zeldastein"

scare quotes and all

i mean, no wonder he was a thief

maybe i've said too much...

so was there another dude names "wario zeldastein" there who was like really cool and baked cupcakes for everyone all the time?

no but waluigi zeldastein made a great bundt cake, dude kept getting lost all the time though

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=SGtaix7zszE

SHE'S A GODDAMN LOL CAT, SHE IS!

don't know if these were posted anywhere... tim & eric haters stay away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=LCl5uyn5K7k

they're pretty good as far as corporate commercials go

http://media.digikey.com/photos/United%20Chemi-Con%20Photos/SMH%20SERIES%2025H,25.4D.jpg

i've never seen their show but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

no no it always seems to work out when we talk about race and humor on noise board

ah yes, tim and eric are the first people to cast terry crews as a crazy black person

how about you stfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=pQhLLCUgFIg

but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've been saying this on ilx for like two years, so it's good to have an ally

there are plenty of crazy white people on T&EASGB

also this is sick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=toG4bHjPLEU

thanks jordan for making whiney put on his fucking racism hat

it's my second favorite of whiney's hats

http://rlv.zcache.com/no_racism_hat-p148975885109101054tdto_210.jpg

wasn't it cutty who was talkin in a yes-dickish way about beard fight?

when i get all ethan i write in all lowercase i aint bullshittin

what type and frequency of black ppl should tim and eric be casting?

1) more crazy black ppl
2) less crazy black ppl
3) more black ppl, but less crazy
4) more black ppl, and crazier
5) less black ppl, and less crazy
6) less black ppl, but crazier
7) tim and eric should continue casting exactly as many black ppl as they have been, and at the exact same degree of craziness as past black ppl have been

i posted the beard fight, but was never talking in a yes-dickish way about it

but it's nice you want to bring all that back up

actually i guess options 1 and 2 are pretty much redundant given options 4 and 5 huh

really not going to get into the merits of this argument here, but TERRY CREWS IS ONE FUCKING CRAZY BLACK MAN!! LOL!

so weird he keeps getting cast in crazy black man roles...

whiney u should talk to his agent, make sure to wear the racism hat

you could stop things like this before they happen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=FWstyHN4Iy4

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Gnve-2iyRgM

really not going to get into the merits of this argument here but OLD SPICE ODER BLOCKING BODY WASH KABOOOOM

but you're right it does say more about terry crews choosing to make money than tim and eric being prenaturally drawn to casting black people acting crazy in everything they do, you have shown me the error of my ways

tim and eric didn't create terry crews, racism did

BUILDING KICK!

still feel like we havent gotten to the heart of this issue

that won't happen until HI DERE shows up and bans me

I haven't seen any recent Tim and Eric, but LOL CRAZY BLACK PERSON never occurred to me as a regular "thing" they do. I mean, LOL CRAZY PERSON, yeah, but they don't seem to be disproportionately black. Seems like they're into making jokes about corny white people more than anything.

cutty u should've posted it in ilx's "safe space" for tim & eric discussion: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job - Christ Almighty this show is funny.

guys the real problem is that those old spice kablammo skits just aren't funny

yeah the other old spice ads with the horse are funnier

also when you think about it you are being reverse racists because you're not letting black people be funny

~think about it~

yeah the other old spice ads with the horse are funnier

why? because there's a black guy on a horse?