― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)
― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)
ORLY?
nerd lolz thread
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk&feature=player_embedded
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 December 2009 08:40 (sixteen years ago)
haha yesss
― sleep, Saturday, 19 December 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
Man, I always try to make this joke at work whenever I'm showing someone something on the monitor and I need to zoom in ("Let's see if I can clean this up a little", "Let me just 'zoom-enhance' this image"), and no one EVER laughs.
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder if that schtick has its ancestry in Blow Up (the difference being of course that you actually can enlarge/"enhance" from film)
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)
no
― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:03 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o
― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
there's a predator one too i believe
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEC7HKbP0g&feature=player_embedded
― latebloomer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:30 (sixteen years ago)
the fifteen yr old boy in me is just squealin in delight at the predacize
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:12 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9CAOM2XioQ&feature=player_embedded
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2729/4269858657_34b61a8661_o.jpg
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Monday, 15 February 2010 01:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/500x_custom_1270143067582_loeg88.jpg
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/04/01/top-shelf-announces-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-1988/
― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Friday, 2 April 2010 09:49 (sixteen years ago)
god damn it, april foolsies on me...i really wanted it
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/03/500x_jobs-schmidt-1.jpg
lovin their fashion
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/techdoc/ref/cumtrapz.html
― caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:37 (sixteen years ago)
heh heh heh
― sleep, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:37 (sixteen years ago)
loool
― fat pavlova slapping your tender mouth (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (sixteen years ago)
http://media.tzaam.com/images/full/q4.jpg
― ( ｀ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀｀☜) (am0n), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
why would you use a recursive function to figure out someone's mass?
― jaxon, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
maybe they tried to use an iterative algorithm but it wouldn't work cause she had too many beltlooping constructs (cause her waist is so wide her pants require myriad beltloops)
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://i49.tinypic.com/2ive7eo.jpg
― dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/bsg-2.jpg
― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
lolTeX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh8Ao4yweQ
― caek, Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
nerdyball
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
Don Knuth should have been a player, that guy had stilts!
― Dan I., Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
They should have got Fuller on that - he was a buckyballer...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
[Removed Illegal Link]/
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
[Removed Illegal Link]
huh.
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
I don't get it.
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
LOL
― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
NERDS
― jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gifhttp://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gif
― markers, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://pointlessbanter.net/files/2007/09/ogre03.jpg
― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
i'm trying to link to something but ilx won't let me.try here; http://twitter.com/#!/peter_nitsch/status/26650018744
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
l0u1s jagg3r?
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
[Removed Illegal Stink]
― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
lol this works with multitouch on iphone too
― jónsi - go die (diamonddave85), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc7d6tO6sC1qzyx8yo1_1280.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2%26Expires%3D1290376278%26Signature%3DFzDGIiL+QfKMrM4xSEkAfhkTUZk%3Dno url anywhere to be seen on this building
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ibPCLMH1NM4#!
― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Monday, 29 November 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://drrenfield.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/elements.jpg
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
get Antimony?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
yeah see i stuff my shotgun shell pockets with d cell batteries so i can get that real authentic look
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
this just reminds me of a time in 7th grade study hall when my discman was out of batteries so i leaned over and jokingly asked this one D&D/gamer lookin dude if he happened to have any batteries and he did. his pockets were full of fucking batteries. it was totally weird
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPImlZ7ML3Y
― richard melville hell (crüt), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:19 (fifteen years ago)
o_O
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:47 (ten years ago)
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:19 (ten years ago)
http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/177925/Mega-Man-Wearable-Helmet-Replica
― ulysses, Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:34 (ten years ago)
https://vine.co/v/iXhnumbYnuz
― ulysses, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:43 (ten years ago)
trending today on stack exchange:http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/37756/would-evolution-select-for-mermaids-without-breasts
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 22:02 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/3YtLQni.jpg
― micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 04:45 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/W2NqYOJ.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:03 (ten years ago)
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2522068/pg1?disclaimer=1
― imho tep (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:52 (nine years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5456c7961aa2e6feb48627b5b096417a/tumblr_oeqm1aBBYf1ss9srro1_540.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:31 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/codebutler/status/825981599736999936
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (nine years ago)
https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/01/gitlab-dot-com-database-incident/
At 2017/01/31 23:00-ish team-member-1 thinks that perhaps pg_basebackup is refusing to work due to the PostgreSQL data directory being present (despite being empty), decides to remove the directory. After a second or two he notices he ran it on db1.cluster.gitlab.com, instead of db2.cluster.gitlab.com.At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
ooof.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:32 (nine years ago)
seriously would love a conference of just that kind of stuff
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:56 (nine years ago)
my former employer (a popular online bookstore) had an internal memo system called "COE", for "correction of error", where teams would explain in excruciating detail how they had accidentally taken down important services for minutes or hours. There was at least one time while I was there where the website was inaccessible for hours because someone had manually deleted a virtual network resource because someone asked them to, in an attempt to "clean something up"
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:19 (nine years ago)
thank goodness git is decentralized, right????
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:24 (nine years ago)
im being facetious of course, but the GITLAB/HUB/BUCKET IS DOWN!!! stuff is kinda ironic
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:26 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZL6loYBlE
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 2 September 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--q9Nlvbje--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/o8eckuccvb9jrplpjy13.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)
Emacs users trying to be normal pic.twitter.com/WaYCunXD1N— Emily Blvd (@emilyst) May 21, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:55 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:58 (seven years ago)
I don't want to see or be seen by Richard Stallman
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:06 (seven years ago)
Haha fair
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:23 (seven years ago)
tail recursion pic.twitter.com/GoX77x2j3d— Bob Burrough (@bob_burrough) June 11, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:54 (six years ago)
holy shit lol
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (six years ago)
Not sure that quite counts as unwinding the stack tho
whats it sitting on
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:21 (six years ago)
best cgi from the new avengers movie imo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:44 (six years ago)
ive made this pic.twitter.com/GBoFkH07i2— the government man (@me_irl) November 26, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:41 (six years ago)
lol
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:47 (six years ago)
lol brutal
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 04:38 (six years ago)
"gui for ping"
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 05:25 (six years ago)
not only are there windows gui ping applications but also a electrical and computer engineer proffessor named Ping Gui.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:09 (six years ago)
pic.twitter.com/BCTfn48nZ0— Geheim-"ICD Y35.7!"-organisation (@geheimorga) July 8, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:03 (five years ago)
― solo scampito (mh), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:15 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8DgpgtSQQ
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:06 (five years ago)
https://arxiv.org/abs/1807.10553
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:05 (five years ago)
https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/254707403_10159445995275325_4748930388282996470_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=steY5AGedVUAX9lUgzj&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=979f3a90f890341908663c12100b9f72&oe=619C6A6D
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:14 (four years ago)