that's the pot calling the kettle large
― jeff, Monday, 24 December 2007 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link
i was thinner when i wrote that
― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 08:51 (sixteen years ago) link
and my girls are never as large as jay's was.
― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 08:52 (sixteen years ago) link
no need to explain zing, you killed it
― deej, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i dunno "a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas" still kills me
― and what, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i want to see this chick
― bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i meant killed it in a good way, zing is fire
― deej, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
misuse of "killed it", -5 cred
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
thanks, dungeon master.
― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/sound/songs/semper_fi_semper_fags.mp3
-- Heave Ho, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
You should stick to the cast of "Smallville", Heave Ho.
-- Pleasant Plains, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I come home for the holidays, and the top tube is waiting for me in the bathroom
http://www.colgate.com/Colgate/US/OC/Products/Toothpastes/PDPContent/ColgateSparklingWhite/product_shot.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link
morbz if you liked that penetrating insight may i recommend a little television program called 'reba'
-- and what, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 15:27 (3 months ago) Link
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link
haw!
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I was going to call my 1989 album "The Negro". But I went for "Don't Stop the Night" instead. It still has a hint of negritude about it, don't you think?
By the way (and this isn't a change of subject), here's what Dwarfism.org says about terminology for the vertically-challenged:
"We are first and foremost human beings, it is secondary that we are human beings who are of restricted growth. Use of the word "midget" to describe someone of short stature is considered extremely offensive by some people. It is better to refer to someone of short stature as a "Little Person" or "Dwarf". Also, some people find the term "dwarf" as equally offensive as "midget". If people, both average and short stature, were able to place their humanity before everything else, the world might be a much better place. The more we stick labels on each other, the more we segregate ourselves, and the more we encourage ignorance and prejudice."
They then headline the section immediately following: "Estimated Worldwide Dwarf Population".
-- Momus (Momus), Friday, February 3, 2006 11:22 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
what a bunch of assholes huh
-- s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, February 3, 2006 12:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
negritude
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes, Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do, I tidied up my point of view, I've got a negritude.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
cant believe what yr sayin to me you got some negritude
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
When you open that bottle of wine, You open a can of worms every time, Now you don't stop, that ain't true, Never said a word, never had to, It was my negritude.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Born into negritude Asleep at the wheel Throw all your bullets in the fire And stand there
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Momus was always good for a laugh at his expense!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
such a cad.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I like(d) Momus.
chaki, if you thought that was a zing may i recommend a little television program called Mama's Family
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
boo!
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Country roads Take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mama Take me home Negritude
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Hitchens: Anyone who's studied what's happening in either of those countries now knows that the whole of American policy -- and by the way a lot of your own future, ladies and gentlemen -- is staked on the hope that federal secular democrats can emerge from this terrible combat. We can protect them and offer them help while they do so. We know that they're there, that we are -- I've met them, I love them, they're our friends. Every member of the 82nd Airborne Division could be a snake-handling congregationalist, for all I know, but these men and women, though you sneer and jeer at them, and snigger when you hear applause and excuses for suicide bombers -- and you have to live with the shame of having done that -- these people are guarding you while you sleep, whether you know it or not. And they're also creating space for secularism to emerge, and you better hope that they are successful.
Hedges: I feel like I should be reading Kipling's White Man's Burden.
(audience laughter)
Hitchens: What you mean is you wish you had read it.
― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
MARTIN AMIS: YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS
The phrase "horrorism", which you invented to describe 9/11, is unintentionally hilarious. Have you got any more? JONATHAN BROOKS, by email
MA: Yes, I have. Here's a good one (though I can hardly claim it as my own): the phrase is "fuck off".
― m coleman, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha
martin amis review of 'red dragon' is full of classic zings
― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
anybody got that plz post for the lolz
― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
i think it was "hannibal" from talk magazine/collected in "the war against cliche"
― m coleman, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
^^that book is full of classic zings. amis on a margaret thatcher bio: "the early years form a tale of almost macbre banality"
― m coleman, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i remember he asks his good friend chris hitchens about thatcher's sexuality with hilarious results
― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
amis can be totally hilare but stuff like "horrorism" and "the war on cliche" makes me cringe all the way to the cringe bank.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
or like when he said that saul bellow's name should be soul bellow
i dont think a dude who uses phrases like 'totally hilare' can bitch about horrorism or war on cliche
― and what, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
POW
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
shazam
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/4881/4881.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PYR/PP30677~Oh-Shit-Hydrant-Posters.jpg
― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link
what's it called when you get zinged on the zing thread itself?
― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.wauwausisters.com/images%208_21_03/Studio4-cutout3.jpg
― chaki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link
holy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
is that hot dog and... honey?
― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link
oh dear god i had to suffer through those wau wau lesbians every monday night when i got free drinks
― sanskrit, Thursday, 27 December 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link
well, no more MtGhotes shows for me (I'll have my divorced friends sing to me on the phone to fill void)
-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, December 27, 2007 11:17 AM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 28 December 2007 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link
are you Chino Moreno stunt double?
-- carne asada, Friday, December 28, 2007 2:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
thats a COMPLIMENT
― chaki, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Couldn't resist a little jab at the guys niggers we're liberatig
-- moonship journey to baja, Friday, December 28, 2007 1:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
yeah, basically. The "n" was stuck on my keyboard so I couldn't type the "n" word.
-- Hurting 2, Friday, December 28, 2007 1:08 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
add me to the list
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 28 December 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link