zing

ok jay you can fuck with me and call me all the racial slurs you want but your fatal mistake was insulting my girl. i can post the pics of your cosplay lovin girlfriend i just saw right now dressed up as a superdeformed lara croft or a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas but you know what ill be the better man and keep them to myself. ahh myspace. you two are going to have beautiful role playing large anglo dream kids one day. :)

-- Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, July 29, 2006 3:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

damn

that's the pot calling the kettle large

i was thinner when i wrote that

and my girls are never as large as jay's was.

no need to explain zing, you killed it

i dunno "a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas" still kills me

i want to see this chick

i meant killed it in a good way, zing is fire

misuse of "killed it", -5 cred

thanks, dungeon master.

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-- Heave Ho, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

You should stick to the cast of "Smallville", Heave Ho.

-- Pleasant Plains, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

I come home for the holidays, and the top tube is waiting for me in the bathroom

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morbz if you liked that penetrating insight may i recommend a little television program called 'reba'

-- and what, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 15:27 (3 months ago) Link

hahahahaha

haw!

I was going to call my 1989 album "The Negro". But I went for "Don't Stop the Night" instead. It still has a hint of negritude about it, don't you think?

By the way (and this isn't a change of subject), here's what Dwarfism.org says about terminology for the vertically-challenged:

"We are first and foremost human beings, it is secondary that we are human beings who are of restricted growth. Use of the word "midget" to describe someone of short stature is considered extremely offensive by some people. It is better to refer to someone of short stature as a "Little Person" or "Dwarf". Also, some people find the term "dwarf" as equally offensive as "midget". If people, both average and short stature, were able to place their humanity before everything else, the world might be a much better place. The more we stick labels on each other, the more we segregate ourselves, and the more we encourage ignorance and prejudice."

They then headline the section immediately following: "Estimated Worldwide Dwarf Population".

-- Momus (Momus), Friday, February 3, 2006 11:22 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

what a bunch of assholes huh

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, February 3, 2006 12:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

negritude

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes,
Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do,
I tidied up my point of view,
I've got a negritude.

cant believe what yr sayin to me
you got some negritude

When you open that bottle of wine,
You open a can of worms every time,
Now you don't stop, that ain't true,
Never said a word, never had to,
It was my negritude.

Born into negritude
Asleep at the wheel
Throw all your bullets in the fire
And stand there

Momus was always good for a laugh at his expense!

such a cad.

I like(d) Momus.

chaki, if you thought that was a zing may i recommend a little television program called Mama's Family

boo!

Country roads
Take me home
To the place
I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home
Negritude

Hitchens: Anyone who's studied what's happening in either of those countries now knows that the whole of American policy -- and by the way a lot of your own future, ladies and gentlemen -- is staked on the hope that federal secular democrats can emerge from this terrible combat. We can protect them and offer them help while they do so. We know that they're there, that we are -- I've met them, I love them, they're our friends. Every member of the 82nd Airborne Division could be a snake-handling congregationalist, for all I know, but these men and women, though you sneer and jeer at them, and snigger when you hear applause and excuses for suicide bombers -- and you have to live with the shame of having done that -- these people are guarding you while you sleep, whether you know it or not. And they're also creating space for secularism to emerge, and you better hope that they are successful.

Hedges: I feel like I should be reading Kipling's White Man's Burden.

(audience laughter)

Hitchens: What you mean is you wish you had read it.

MARTIN AMIS: YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS

The phrase "horrorism", which you invented to describe 9/11, is unintentionally hilarious. Have you got any more? JONATHAN BROOKS, by email

MA: Yes, I have. Here's a good one (though I can hardly claim it as my own): the phrase is "fuck off".

hahahaha

martin amis review of 'red dragon' is full of classic zings

anybody got that plz post for the lolz

i think it was "hannibal" from talk magazine/collected in "the war against cliche"

^^that book is full of classic zings. amis on a margaret thatcher bio: "the early years form a tale of almost macbre banality"

i remember he asks his good friend chris hitchens about thatcher's sexuality with hilarious results

amis can be totally hilare but stuff like "horrorism" and "the war on cliche" makes me cringe all the way to the cringe bank.

or like when he said that saul bellow's name should be soul bellow

i dont think a dude who uses phrases like 'totally hilare' can bitch about horrorism or war on cliche

POW

shazam

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what's it called when you get zinged on the zing thread itself?

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holy

is that hot dog and... honey?

oh dear god i had to suffer through those wau wau lesbians every monday night when i got free drinks

well, no more MtGhotes shows for me (I'll have my divorced friends sing to me on the phone to fill void)

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, December 27, 2007 11:17 AM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

omg

are you Chino Moreno stunt double?

-- carne asada, Friday, December 28, 2007 2:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

thats a COMPLIMENT