what a horribly formed "joke"

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livin it up at the joketell california

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

such a lovely "joke"

such a lovely "joke"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

but they just can't
tell the joke
*drum fill*

j0rdslovesomedude (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

you can log off anytime you like, but you can never lol

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, I just got that Velvet Undergrowl joke. That's actually pretty funny. Good one, forks!

trained to identify threads and then kill or destroy them (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 10 April 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Finally, someone who appreciates a properly formed "joke"

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

messi kind of looks like dustin hoffman

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Plutonic relationships? Is that a relationship in outer space? Is it a relationship with cartoon dogs?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

human centipeedi peedi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link

good lord

hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link

thinking that a joke about mickey's dog is actually kinda funny here but *shrug*
http://www.toonopedia.com/pluto.jpg

ian, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

how can goofy be upright while pluto is on all fours? i do not understand the disney universe.

lesley gorguts (latebloomer), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

did you ever notice donald duck doesn't wear pants

bnw, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

new yorker's style guide is pretty wacky though, right? every issue i come across some new word that has umlauts, apparently. like just last week: "trüffle fries"

― tylerw, Friday, June 4, 2010 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

just want that whole thread to die, don't need shit cross-posted from it onto noize board imo

dmr, Friday, 4 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 6:05 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

dmr, Friday, 4 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

the british must pay for this (HI DERE), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm totally serious when I say that I thought Finntroll was actually the latest version of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 5:59 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

One country along and the could have been Nick Cave and the Bad Swedes.

― sonofstan, Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:10 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kkvgz, Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

3 months for that joke to ferment properly

apparently not the band, but the lifestyle (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

surprised it's not a tuomas ref

jaxon, Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i thought the same thing

cutty, Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Big news this morning, via CNN:

World rejoices rescue of 33 music fans, but daunting tasks await

Austin, Texas (CNN) -- After 69 days and a cost as high as $20 million, 33 music fans have finally been extracted from the bowels of a Salem live performance. To roaring applause, ILX President Tom Ew1ng placed a metal cap on top of the Fader Fort entrance early Thursday morning -- and marked the end of a rescue operation that captivated the globe.

But in a way, the story is just beginning -- both for the fans, who now must live with their new status as indie heroes and the spotlight that comes with it, and the Internet, whose attention turns to protecting listeners' safety.

"I hope this will never happen again," said music critic Whiney G. Weingarten, the last listener out of the Fader Fort, as underrated aerosmith albums i have loved embraced him.

"I am so proud of what you have done," BIG HOOS told the president. "Thank you to all the rescuers, to all of ILX, to everyone. I am so proud to be free."

"We had hope that someday we would be rescued," markers said.

Rescue worker Ned Raggett, the first human being to descend in a custom-made soundproof capsule to reach the fans, was the last of six rescuers to emerge. He waved and bowed before a SXSW camera before climbing into the capsule for the last time.

Colleagues and onlookers cheered as Raggett surfaced, with lex pretend quipping, "Did you leave everything in order in there? Are the beds made? You didn't turn off the light."

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:08 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

lmfao

yaoi zowee (diamonddave85), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

maybe it's because das racist are marketed specifically towards hipsters & ppl that read stereogum?

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and have a novelty song

― curmudgeon, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you market towards ppl who have a novelty song

seems like a very small niche

― BO (DJP), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

btw is ross calling himself 'rose' now

― dayo, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whenever he kisses someone now seal's gonna jump into the frame from nowhere and shout BAYYYYYYYYYBBAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― markers, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

meek mill, inherit the earth! (markers), Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, doubly horribly formed since ross says "rozay" a la the liquor

J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/stylus/17412.jpg

tables n tables (crüt), Saturday, 8 January 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but it's this kind of wine right xp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ros%C3%A9

dayo, Saturday, 8 January 2011 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, as mentioned in the 1977 Billy Joel hit, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

haha I like djp's joke

iatee, Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

special Korean day: doggy and doggy

― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:23 (4 hours ago)

kid606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

maybe she has alpha female status, and therefore has the option of claiming shotgun & demanding that "flow hands" girl move to the back (though, being a benevolent dictator, she allotted herself backseat status).

― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:35 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well notice she ends up in the backseat both times the dilemma arises -- i'm pretty sure that means she likes it in the butt

― some dude, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:38 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

that is a horrible, horrible joke but it is formed pretty immaculately

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ gets it

some dude, Friday, 8 April 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

ya but djp u have more tolerance for hoary old 1-2 setups than most

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link

nakhgettingit

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link

ban nakhchivan

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

hi deems

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

and crut

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link

was wonderin

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

money was on britisher tbh

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lol for real??

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link

right down to tweed jacket with leather elbow patches

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

up the 'ra

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

kangaroo crut

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I see that vampyr is nominated. we got some dreyer up in this bitch!

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what she said...in late '20s france

― da croupier, Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:19 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

livin it up at the joketell California

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

that lyric gets stuck in my head far too often

sarahell, Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

I must've been in a really dark place to make that post

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

it seems like one of those thoughts that, if you were a nice person, you just wouldn't share with other people

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link


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