zing

get a room guys
get a room and MAKE LOVE IN IT
make sweet sweet gangsta love

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that sung by someone in a cowboy hat and tighty whiteys on your youtube thread or something

― some dude, Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Back in our hell raising days my best friend used to say if he ever won the lottery he would buy all his friends tickets to Japan and lots and lots of acid and mushrooms for the trip. It's still a pretty awesome use of that money I could think of.

As for me, I think I'd take it all in cash and make a point of burning it all live on national TV.

― Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:43 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha so are you planning to film this in front of a soup kitchen, a domestic-abuse shelter, or an unemployment line?

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:01 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

o damn tm

whenever i have to balance two fairly major operations on the same day thru stealth and swiftness of thought & action, i call it 'doing a mrs doubtfire'

― acoleuthic, Saturday, April 3, 2010 12:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you call that doing a mrs doubtfire what do you call it when you dress up in drag

― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, April 3, 2010 12:23 PM Bookmark

don't like yr high handed style when u are in any way questioned btw.

― David SBanner (zvookster), Monday, April 19, 2010 10:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't like posters who have very little posting history and a whopping sense of entitlement, so it evens out pretty well.

― don't you steal my Sunstein (HI DERE), Monday, April 19, 2010 10:31 AM Bookmark

making this post cuz the bookmark is fucked up

J0rdan OTM

"ive been on the internet longer than you" would-be zings are as a rule n a g l

well i loled u fckin short timer

lol

classic zing from HI DERE imo. the next round of prank calls can only be days away!

lol Tuomas the Boredoms are totally dance-y/trance-y especially the period nominated here. bears little to no resemblance to rock (well, krautrock maybe)

Okay, since I've never heard any Boredoms, I searched them on Youtube:

This certainly sounds like "art rock" to me. And if you actually want to dance to this sort of squeaky noise, good luck to you! Just because it has a semi-steady beat doesn't make it dancey.

― Tuomas, Friday, May 7, 2010 3:42 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

r u this boring to go clubbing w/ u dull pedant

― plax (ico), Friday, May 7, 2010 3:44 PM Bookmark

don't you write critical essays about miley cyrus songs or something...
― sir gaga (s1ocki), Monday, 10 May 2010 02:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

could apply to 60% of this board, me included

nothing wrong with that, just thought it was weird that dude was calling me out (I assume he meant me) for articulating what I didn't like about a "dumb fun movie" or wtv

I'm finally at the point where I think I'm over my ex, at least romantically. So tonight, being that uh I needed some action I went to a strip club after the show.

PRO: The girls were all real nice, one of them gave me a unsolicited compliment about the size of my penis, even asking me if I'd measured it (?), and it was a fun night

CON: I knew dickheads were a plenty when not one but three dancers thanked me for being a gentleman, and mentioned other guys "being dicks". I thought they were just talking, but then I saw it in action. I was getting a lapdance and noticed a guy to my right telling a dancer to get lost because "she embarrassed him". You see, she had the audacity to call him out for touching between her legs, in front of people, even though it's the one cardinal rule that you're not allowed to do. The dancer left, deflated and upset, and I felt bad for her...wanted to slug the dude but well that would have involved me dumping the chick giving me a lapdance on the floor. Besides, not an appropriate response!

Had it not been so crowded and he not disappeared so fast, I'd have reported him to the proprietor and had him thrown out.

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Sunday, May 16, 2010 8:28 AM

that was a beautiful story and with a bonus educational element for would-be gentlemen, i hope your ex doesn't read it or she may never forgive herself for letting you go.

― estela, Sunday, May 16, 2010 8:40 AM

to be fair, this might not have been a zing. after all, it was a beautiful and educational story.

i learned something.

oh we all learned something

lol!

"Sir, this establishment reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. The dancers, myself, and the proprietor will not tolerate your dick speech on this property."

one of them gave me a unsolicited compliment about the size of my penis, even asking me if I'd measured it

marry this girl immediately.

lol, estela's quote was exactly what i was thinking: bizarro hoos

is 'unsolicited compliment about the size of my penis' the title of an underrated aerosmith album?

just after NV's post I actually typed out 'big hoos aka the' but had to run to a cricket match and couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver'

'big dick aka the cattlegrinder' just leapt into my head. funny how time changes things

ah, esprit de l'escalier

http://oldschool.tetongravity.com//usergalleries/albums/userpics/10030/shut%20up.JPG

http://www-uxsup.csx.cam.ac.uk/~fanf2/hermes/doc/talks/2004-02-ukuug/crybaby.png

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5599/o51logo.gif

if dom alter egos are gonna get banned outright, the least we could do is rid ourselves of bo jackson overdirve/cattle grind ones too

http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/puppet-master-ii.jpg

velko, do u know who the puppetmaster of ilx is?

don't taunt us

http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/633770398651417055-jesus.jpg

velko, do u know who the puppetmaster of ilx is?

i thought i did, but there are too many competing theories now

Sunday, May 16, 2010 10:16 PM Site Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind) has been temporarily banned. imagebombing and general anger issues. clearly needs a timeout

TMI tempban too iirc

not that that matters

clearly needs a lapdance

FYI I just erased the imagebombing; once is more than enough.
This should not be misconstrued as open season to imagebomb; just was bothering me.

id slug you for that but im getting a lapdance

― max, Monday, May 17, 2010 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

FYI I just erased the imagebombing; once is more than enough.
This should not be misconstrued as open season to imagebomb; just was bothering me.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, May 16, 2010 11:00 PM (50 minutes ago)

forks, could you or another mod clean up thread to get over a breakup too?

lol @ max

The dubstep I've heard (and I listened to a whole bunch, not just Burial but several multi-disc compilations and other things, because fuckers kept raving about it) a) reminded me of stuff I'd heard on WordSound Records years earlier, but not as good, and b) seemed to be made by people with a lot of "black people = scary/appropriation of black culture = fast track to badassness" shit going on, to the point that I found all the rhetoric about "darkness" kinda bothersome. Plus it was boring. Like, more boring than minimal techno.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, May 21, 2010 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I also downloaded a whole bunch of DJ mixes from Barefiles, in addition to the aforementioned albums and compilations. I really did give it a try.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, May 21, 2010 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If only the 'dubstep community' had the same nuanced approach to racial politics as the "Tom Tom Club with a tan" guy

― she is mottled and she's looking good (DJ Mencap), Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

awesome

i don't get that one!

haha

xpost scott: MIA

ah! okay. got it. no wonder i stay away from MIA threads.

like shakira w/o the curves

take away the curves, and there is no shakira left

I'm sorry, I've been trying to read the last few posts through my tears.

I have no idea how I'll go to work tomorrow.

― swinburningforyou, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 4:58 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just remember that a lot people really depend on their egg mcmuffins in the morning

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 5:09 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark