DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL

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Really interesting!! I've got five of Steve Haggard's albums, I've seen him play live once in Nashville and I've reviewed him for an English music zine, but never even heard of 'Slain By An Angel'. Can't find it online, is it available somewhere?? amyanne

― AmyAnne, Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Stormy Davis, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:18 (sixteen years ago)

j/k w/s

Stormy Davis, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:19 (sixteen years ago)

I ACCIDENTALLY DID THIS ON A PHONE MESSAGE

I SAID

THANKS
BYE
RODNEY

AND THEN I FELT LIKE A DORK

stephen juaquin (The Reverend), Friday, 26 March 2010 07:30 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

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high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

thats exactly why mine is just:

--
Ma** Sl*****
FUCK YOU
www.goatse.cx

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

dorks who type their freakin email address on images that don't belong to them

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

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dave cool, Thursday, 26 January 2012 06:21 (fourteen years ago)

todd

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 January 2012 06:47 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

we've all been there, MommyHuumps. i salute your bravery and honesty. god bless--

WF

― waterface, Friday, May 17, 2013 8:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

A+

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

hah, I just came here to post that

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/54963387772

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

To no one in particular:
Tell us WHY they're overrated, not just not liking them (or, you know, just prove you're narrow... and don't know much / haven't heard much)

For me, the definition of overrated: The Beatles. I don't hate them, but every single throwaway lameass song they released - has been hailed as genius!

D

― Danelectro, Sunday, 6 October 2013 19:14 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakhchivan, Sunday, 6 October 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

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there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Tourists get lost in Milton Keynes becasue they can't fucking read the road signs.
Tourist: "Can you please tell me where to get to the train station in Milton Keynes"

Milton Keynesian: "Follow the sign that says 'Train Station'"

Tourist: "OH NO!!! WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T READ!!"

Milton Keynesian: "Oh great, another illiterate to be stuck here"

Thom

― Thom Smythe, Sunday, 19 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)

John Maynard Friedmanite

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

my dad signs his text messages

am0n, Thursday, 24 April 2014 17:19 (twelve years ago)

like its a freakin email

am0n, Thursday, 24 April 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

aaronhz was notoriously excitable about stuff

Aimless, Thursday, 24 April 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

Coffee Bob

am0n, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

CB's blowin up. I hope he continues to post.

Treeship, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/martyn3024/status/510057727834746881

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 11 September 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

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a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 29 November 2015 11:31 (ten years ago)

lol

noe love derp wev (wins), Sunday, 29 November 2015 11:33 (ten years ago)

haha

brimstead, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:36 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

THE HEAVIEST AND LOUDEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME... Nobody can scream like Ian Gillian... probably one of the most underated albums of all time...

If you don't have this album in your heavy metal/hard rock collection, you have to have rocks in your head...

This is the HEAVIEST, and LOUDEST album of all time hands down...

Must be played loud...

I saw the Born again tour when Black Sabbath came to Toronto, and don't believe anything that you heard... The concert was awesome... and they even done the best version I have ever heard of smoke on the water...

Too many people get stuck into one way of thinking...

Oh, if it wasn't with OZZY it isn't Sabbath, etc...

Give your head a shake...

Don't get me wrong, the original Black Sabbath line up can never be duplicated, of course...

But, so many closed minded people exist out there...

If something is good, or great, it is great, and should stand on it's own merit...

If you are a fan of heavy metal, and you give Born Again half a chance... and that means actually listening to the entire album a few times...

You will see, and understand what I mean...

I like Metallica, and Megadeath, and lots of heavy albums, and heavy metal...

Don't get me wrong...

BUT, just download DISTURBING THE PRIEST, and listen to the screaming, and heavy riffs, etc... gotta be the loudest, and heaviest song I've ever heard...

everyone talks aout TRASHED... what about HOT LINE, and KEEP IT WARM...????

sounds like alot of people never really heard this entire album, yet comment on it anyway...

When it came out and I heard the album for the first time, I couldn't believe how loud, and heavy it was...

I always hoped Gillian, and Iommi would get back together and record more songs...

By the way, I shook Iommi's hand before he jumped in the Limo, and got his autograph on my ticket after the concert at Maple leaf gardens, in Toronto...

So, I have met Ozzy, and Iommi, and shook both their hands...

When Ozzy went on his first tour, for Blizzard of OZ, he came to A.A records, and signed autographs in Toronto...

Me and my buddy Gordon Lucas of Hamilton were there...

And it was a great moment... long line up though...

around the block, we were lucky to get in, as they had to shut the doors, not everyone got to meet Ozzy... but we did... and he signed my Blizzard of Ozz album...

GETTING BACK TO BORN AGAIN...

Ever hear DIGITAL BITCH... another heavy, loud song that will blow your speakers out...

If you like loud, heavy music, and you're open minded about Ozzy not being on vocals on this album, and you are willing to listen to the album as loud as you possibly can... THEN YOU'RE READY FOR BORN AGAIN...

If you are a fan of heavy metal/hard rock, and you don't lik ethis album... YOU HAVE SOME BAD PROBLEMS HAPPENING IN YOUR HEAD...

It just amazes me how a fan of heavy, heavy music cannot like this album...

Download DIGITAL BITCH right now, and listen to that song a few times, and you'll get an idea of how heavy this album is...

One of the greatest recordings of all time...

As far as Stonhenge, and the dark...

Iommi, and Black sabbath have done this numerous times... Just about every Black Sabbath album has a musical, or some strange noises, etc...

It's all aprt of the BORN AGAIN experience...

I believe people fear really giving the album a chance with the devil baby on the front cover...

They are probably too afraid to listen and appreciate it, and the reviews I read against Born Again here... You can just tell that the people writing the reviews haven't even given the album a chance...

Probably heard part of a song, and judged it from there...

AGAIN, IT AMAZES ME HOW ANY TRUE BLACK SABBATH FAN COULD NOT LIKE BORN AGAIN, AND ANY TRUE HEAVY METAL/HARD ROCK FAN COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT THIS C.D IN THEIR COLLECTION...

Barry J. Gillis

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 09:52 (ten years ago)

don't knock the j. gillis brand

François Pitchforkian (NickB), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 11:40 (ten years ago)

try out your new posting style here

example (crüt), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 12:02 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

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the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

thought of this guy today for some reason

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Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:43 (eight years ago)

I was thinking about this today. I always sign off my emails with a 'thanks' or 'cheers' or 'kind regards' and then my name, even when I'm replying, most of the time. this strikes me as really pointless and old fashioned. like, why bother when clearly my name is in the sender field anyway. and writing 'cheers, Ch4rlie' at the bottom of every email it's not a flipping letter.

that said, I always feel like I'm coming off a bit curt if I don't

Badgers (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:07 (eight years ago)

Interesting fact I never knew until today is that Patrick Mimran was the CEO and owner of Lamborghini.

In fact I never really had any idea who he was other than the artist who put up those billboards in Chelsea. I never thought they were that interesting so I never found out more about him.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:15 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Totally clueless about the Lamborghini connection, always thought it was a moneyed but desperate artist trying to break in.. kind of like that sour patch four sad generations removed from Warhol artist who couldn't get into a gallery but kept screwing wooden wheatpaste signs of his one NYT press hit into traffic signs. I guess I respected it, he did it pre-blogs and pre-social media. But I still bombed the shit out of those wooden thingys with Ocularis avant-garde screening schedules. At one point he even cried uncle, made the appropriate calls threatening that I should be fired.. One of my prouder moments as a volunteer was being bought a pint for a job well done on his contraptions.

4chan marshall (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:23 (eight years ago)

six months pass...

Smog spells "turn-off" to a woman faster than Billy Ray Cyrus' mullet. Ever notice how Callahan's biggest fans are dew-eyed male college DJ types?
Laura N.

― Laura N., Sunday, December 23, 2001 8:00 PM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 3 September 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

“I think today what has happened is that news reporting has become part of the adversary system.” Alan Dershowitz It has become tainted and corrupt! DJT

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 1, 2018

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 September 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

lol is that a quote from Alan Dershowitz, or his he @ing Alan Dershowitz and forgot the @?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 3 September 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

the most hipstery of hipstery bars in town is hosting a future funk night ... advertising vapor wave, future funk and ... "anime groove"? what is "anime groove"?

https://www.facebook.com/events/203097067206159/

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

whoops wrong thread ... how did i manage to do that?

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 20:12 (seven years ago)

LATER HANK GUPTON

andrew m., Friday, 7 September 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)

Guess where I am? The Edge pic.twitter.com/CWCZ7DRelJ

— U2 (@U2) September 14, 2018

macropuente (map), Saturday, 15 September 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

ok dad enjoy your holdiays

niels, Saturday, 15 September 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

seen as iconic and given the posthumous stamp of hipster approval, but why?

nf

― notfazed (notfazed), Saturday, 12 April 2003 13:44 (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

look, i know yr man had a stroke and all but

Bollocks to Brexit ,Yes Sir & Ms's-Edwyn,

— Edwyn Collins (@EdwynCollins) January 16, 2019

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:01 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

I have this high school friend who I'm facebook friends with now who does this shit where he posts some original bit of trench commentary or life wisdom to his instagram, image captures it, then posts it to facebook and adds even more trench commentary or life wisdom commentary above the image, like commentary on his commentary. It's so fucking corny.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 19:00 (seven years ago)

Korny HS friend in FB shocka!

Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 29 April 2019 19:02 (seven years ago)

A____ is in ______.
15 mins ·
We are in this thing together. You can still maintain your individuality without stepping over others. It’s actually not hard. However too many seem to have issues with that not sure why we allow them to lead anything.
#nature #society #selfish #individual

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longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 19:06 (seven years ago)

🐦[Guess where I am? The Edge pic.twitter.com/CWCZ7DRelJ🕸
— U2 (@U2) September 14, 2018🕸]🐦


Las Vegas?

nathom, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 04:50 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

i see u

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

Just inhabiting the role, buddy

😎

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:18 (six years ago)

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Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:20 (six years ago)


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