zing

what the fuck is peter tork doing with that howitzer?

tailpipe.jpg

NO.

that looks pretty much nothing like me

excepting the 'tude

the other point here is that we aren't talking about a Morrissey given editorial to NME regarding his views on race. I repeat, the interviewer asked the questions, and Moz took the bait.

And I'm not saying that Moz is some sort of patsy either. Its just that all of these issues are so charged that the minute they come up people stop listening and start getting out their soap boxes.

You can either let it go without comment and look like you're tacitly condoning it OR you can call him out and sell a shedload more copies in the process.

ugh, its not like it was some resolution on the senate floor. Not having strong feelings about a pop singer's interview does not equal political apathy or facist sympathy.

and Moz isn't a racist. lock thread.

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

moz IS a racist -- keep thread open.

in your FACE.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I've heard one Daphne & Celeste song once and it had more of an impact on me than all the Zeppelin I've ever heard put together. I still never recognize Stairway to Heaven until 6 minutes in. I'm all for cruising around in battered pickup trucks smoking weed drinking beer and checking out the chicks, but gimme Kid Rock over Zeppelin any day.

good ol' 0tis, bringing a special level of wtf RONG to every thread he ever touched, r.i.p.

the original segment of this thread is a fucking embarassment

-- gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 03:33 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

bringing a special level of wtf RONG to every thread he ever touched

Hey, you'd know.

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:46 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol oasis

-- gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 07:14 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha

You can read it either way, but I'd imagine all the townsfolk know how KA-GAROO is completed. That they go for 'F' and 'L' I take to be a surefire sign that they're slowly, deliberately sending this man to his death.

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:56 (1 minute ago) Link

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how about the letters STFU? would they pick those??

-- Slumpman, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:57 (25 seconds ago) Link

Madness! I saw it again recently and it gets my vote as his worst: mannered, coy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, December 16, 2007 12:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

look who's talking!

-- s1ocki, Sunday, December 16, 2007 2:04 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

loool

"the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum"

-- lukas, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:42 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The dumb are mostly intrigued by that line.

-- The Reverend, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:48 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

i thought latebloomer was a us noizer?

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, December 21, 2007 9:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I'm American as McDonald's apple pie!

-- latebloomer, Friday, 21 December 2007 11:57 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought linking to shitty guardian articles was a britishes thing is all.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:04 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or even just a you thing

-- blueski, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:07 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ok jay you can fuck with me and call me all the racial slurs you want but your fatal mistake was insulting my girl. i can post the pics of your cosplay lovin girlfriend i just saw right now dressed up as a superdeformed lara croft or a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas but you know what ill be the better man and keep them to myself. ahh myspace. you two are going to have beautiful role playing large anglo dream kids one day. :)

-- Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, July 29, 2006 3:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

damn

that's the pot calling the kettle large

i was thinner when i wrote that

and my girls are never as large as jay's was.

no need to explain zing, you killed it

i dunno "a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas" still kills me

i want to see this chick

i meant killed it in a good way, zing is fire

misuse of "killed it", -5 cred

thanks, dungeon master.

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/sound/songs/semper_fi_semper_fags.mp3

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

You should stick to the cast of "Smallville", Heave Ho.

-- Pleasant Plains, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

I come home for the holidays, and the top tube is waiting for me in the bathroom

http://www.colgate.com/Colgate/US/OC/Products/Toothpastes/PDPContent/ColgateSparklingWhite/product_shot.jpg

morbz if you liked that penetrating insight may i recommend a little television program called 'reba'

-- and what, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 15:27 (3 months ago) Link

hahahahaha

haw!

I was going to call my 1989 album "The Negro". But I went for "Don't Stop the Night" instead. It still has a hint of negritude about it, don't you think?

By the way (and this isn't a change of subject), here's what Dwarfism.org says about terminology for the vertically-challenged:

"We are first and foremost human beings, it is secondary that we are human beings who are of restricted growth. Use of the word "midget" to describe someone of short stature is considered extremely offensive by some people. It is better to refer to someone of short stature as a "Little Person" or "Dwarf". Also, some people find the term "dwarf" as equally offensive as "midget". If people, both average and short stature, were able to place their humanity before everything else, the world might be a much better place. The more we stick labels on each other, the more we segregate ourselves, and the more we encourage ignorance and prejudice."

They then headline the section immediately following: "Estimated Worldwide Dwarf Population".

-- Momus (Momus), Friday, February 3, 2006 11:22 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

what a bunch of assholes huh

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, February 3, 2006 12:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

negritude

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes,
Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do,
I tidied up my point of view,
I've got a negritude.

cant believe what yr sayin to me
you got some negritude

When you open that bottle of wine,
You open a can of worms every time,
Now you don't stop, that ain't true,
Never said a word, never had to,
It was my negritude.

Born into negritude
Asleep at the wheel
Throw all your bullets in the fire
And stand there

Momus was always good for a laugh at his expense!

such a cad.

I like(d) Momus.

chaki, if you thought that was a zing may i recommend a little television program called Mama's Family

boo!

Country roads
Take me home
To the place
I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home
Negritude

Hitchens: Anyone who's studied what's happening in either of those countries now knows that the whole of American policy -- and by the way a lot of your own future, ladies and gentlemen -- is staked on the hope that federal secular democrats can emerge from this terrible combat. We can protect them and offer them help while they do so. We know that they're there, that we are -- I've met them, I love them, they're our friends. Every member of the 82nd Airborne Division could be a snake-handling congregationalist, for all I know, but these men and women, though you sneer and jeer at them, and snigger when you hear applause and excuses for suicide bombers -- and you have to live with the shame of having done that -- these people are guarding you while you sleep, whether you know it or not. And they're also creating space for secularism to emerge, and you better hope that they are successful.

Hedges: I feel like I should be reading Kipling's White Man's Burden.

(audience laughter)

Hitchens: What you mean is you wish you had read it.

MARTIN AMIS: YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS

The phrase "horrorism", which you invented to describe 9/11, is unintentionally hilarious. Have you got any more? JONATHAN BROOKS, by email

MA: Yes, I have. Here's a good one (though I can hardly claim it as my own): the phrase is "fuck off".

hahahaha

martin amis review of 'red dragon' is full of classic zings

anybody got that plz post for the lolz

i think it was "hannibal" from talk magazine/collected in "the war against cliche"

^^that book is full of classic zings. amis on a margaret thatcher bio: "the early years form a tale of almost macbre banality"

i remember he asks his good friend chris hitchens about thatcher's sexuality with hilarious results

amis can be totally hilare but stuff like "horrorism" and "the war on cliche" makes me cringe all the way to the cringe bank.

or like when he said that saul bellow's name should be soul bellow